Re: Chat Snippets Thread!

[Kalon Ordona II]

Zany random insanity of awesomeness.

(edit: that was in reference to the last few posts on the previous page. go see. xD)

[The Melancholy Spirit]

00:54 Shadow_M Well then allow me to inform you that space grizzly is in bed with you
00:54 Shadow_M In fancy, frilly
00:55 Mel ...
00:55 Shadow_M lingerie.
00:55 Mel He stole my lingerie!?!?!
00:55 Quaker thank you for making me have a gag reflex...
00:55 Quaker not you shadow
00:55 Quaker Mel
00:55 Mel lol
00:55 Shadow_M XD
00:55 Mel Hahahahahahaa
00:55 Mel I must declare this...
00:55 Mel Point Mel.
00:55 Mel Its almost as fun as making Cinny freak out.
00:55 Shadow_M just pictured Mel in Dr. Frankenfurter's outfit
00:55 Shadow_M >.>
00:55 Quaker Well played Mel
00:55 Quaker Well played
00:55 Mel Was I sexy?
00:56 Shadow_M Lovely hips
00:56 Shadow_M
00:56 Mel Why thank you.
00:56 Shadow_M And Quaker was dressed as Rocky!
00:56 Mel I do my best to uphold the figure.
00:56 Shadow_M giggles

[The Ghost Writer]

Ahem...

Just as a note to all of our listeners, Quaker will not be allowed to bring his "shotgun bitch" chickens into the studio during his advice time. RecAgenda would like to ensure all FOG members that-

*ducks out of the way of a flying chicken egg*

-the company has taken into consideration all possible law suits that could come out of his presence in the studio and-

*dodges a spread shot of chicken eggs*

-we are prepared for the... inevitable.

[Crazy Hobo]

19:40 SquallehandManda: brb oeioke
19:40 SquallehandManda: people*
19:40 Plaguewalker: ...some fail spelling right ther
19:40 CrazyHobo: that was the best typo ever
19:40 SquallehandManda lmao: it was pretty awesome
19:41 Xv_Loki_vX: Vowel overwhelming

[The Ghost Writer]

RecAgenda: My name is Justus-Alexander Freiherr Spiegel von und zu Peckelsheim III, Jr. What's yours?
Elric: Commodore Hustle

I'm sorry but I just couldn't stop laughing at that. I still can't!

[The Melancholy Spirit]

Quaker any input Loki?

Xv_Loki_vX Sorry, I've been distracted and haven't been keeping up

Mel Well fine.

Xv_Loki_vX My mind is kinda burnt out this evening

Mel No soup for you!

Xv_Loki_vX .... what type of soup is it?

Quaker Cream of broccoli!
Quaker drools

Mel Turtle cooked in a pork stock with a chicken stock curry.

Xv_Loki_vX blinks
Xv_Loki_vX Interesting

[The Ghost Writer]

09:57 Shadow_M yearly doctors visit and my damn ear is acting up again. Hopefully this time they'll do more than just throw more meds at it
09:58 SquallehandManda haha thats all american doctors do shadow
09:58 SquallehandManda depressed have meds ur stomach hurts from those meds more meds ur having blurred vision cause of those meds? MORE MEDS!
09:58 SquallehandManda the american medical practice.
09:58 SquallehandManda *bows*
09:59 Shadow_M XD
09:59 Shadow_M yeeeeaaaah
10:00 RecAgenda Actually it's more like: Doc A: "You have strep throat." Doc B: "No; you have the flu." Doc C: "They're both wrong, you have herpes in your throat. But there's surgery for that. It costs 10,000 without insurance, but we won't do it unless you have insurance."
10:00 SquallehandManda just saying besides life saving surgeries its kinda a joke
10:00 Shadow_M XD
10:01 RecAgenda Doc D: "And if you don't have insurance, then I'm calling the police."
10:01 SquallehandManda haha true then again i had never gone to the doctor till i was like...holy shit 18
10:01 SquallehandManda so i wouldnt know
10:02 RecAgenda 18?!
10:02 SquallehandManda emergency room plenty of times and usually against my wishes
10:02 Shadow_M XD
10:02 RecAgenda Dang; were you never sick as a child?
10:02 SquallehandManda fuck yes! poor mexican family rec u think we had insurance?
10:02 RecAgenda
10:02 Shadow_M hehe
10:02 RecAgenda Would you like the honest truth, or one of those little white lies that makes you feel better?
10:02 SquallehandManda i been sliced by a knife. think i went to the ER fuck no my grandma could sow
10:03 SquallehandManda XD
10:03 SquallehandManda hit me with the truth
10:03 SquallehandManda
10:03 RecAgenda Then no.
10:03 RecAgenda xD
10:04 RecAgenda chat snippeted
10:04 SquallehandManda XD indeed because u know fog needs to know about my grandmas mad sowing skills
10:04 RecAgenda I'm adding that to it.
10:05 Shadow_M XD
10:05 SquallehandManda least they had me take a swig of tequila before they started

[Loki]

-->| Arian (Mibbit@dm-20554.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #FoG
=-= Mode #FOG +v Arian by ChanServ
Quaker: MONKEYS SAY MOO!
<--| Arian has left #FoG
Quaker: XD
SquallehandManda: good job quaker thats another new person who shall never again return
SquallehandManda: ur plot to ruin fog is working to perfection
Quaker: i'm keeping our population in check

[The Ghost Writer]

[18:51] <@Shadow_M> You're most welcome
[18:51] <+Squalleh> O.o....i think shadow is speaking in tounges again
[18:51] <+Squalleh> rec
[18:51] <+Squalleh> get the cross
[18:51] <+Squalleh> XD
[18:53] * +RecAgenda runs and grabs crucifix, holy water, bible, and dawns robes
[18:53] * +RecAgenda begins sprinkling holy water on Shadow
[18:53] <+RecAgenda> "The power of Christ compels you!"
[18:53] * @Shadow_M blinks
[18:53] <+RecAgenda> "Speak your name demon!"
[18:53] <+Squalleh> XD
[18:53] <@Shadow_M> Well that's nice
[18:53] <+RecAgenda> "GIVE ME YOUR NAAAAAAAAMMMMME!!!!"
[18:54] <+GC> ...
[18:54] <+DigiMuse> Uhhhh Gizmo?
[18:54] <+RecAgenda> Only Shadow can speak it. Duuuuuuuuuh >_>
[18:54] <+Squalleh> oh noes uve gotten gizmo wet
[18:54] <+Squalleh> XD
[18:56] <@Shadow_M> well i think I'm gonna find something to eat.
[18:56] * @Shadow_M pats the top of Rec's head
[18:56] <+RecAgenda> >_>
[18:56] * +RecAgenda is patted
[18:57] <+GC> Next time, bean her with the bible. Thing is hella heavy
[18:57] <+RecAgenda> I'll remember that.
[....]
[18:58] <@Shadow_M> You bean me with a bible and I'll bean you with several lbs of angry cat
[18:58] <+RecAgenda> O.O

[The Melancholy Spirit]

20:09 DigiMuse I'm all about keeping people from working

20:09 Melancholy chuckles

20:09 DigiMuse Especially me

20:10 Melancholy Well you do the job well.
20:10 Melancholy You're a muse of distractions, I see.
20:10 Melancholy ^^

20:10 DigiMuse Ooh I like that

[The Ghost Writer]

[09:02] <@Shadow_M> I has a bagel in the toaster
[09:02] <+Squalleh> i mean u do have the chhhhhhhhesey creamy bagel
[09:02] <+RecAgenda> >_>
[09:02] <+RecAgenda> Is it one of Quaker's bagels? Cause he'll kill you if it is...
[09:03] <@Shadow_M> PSH
[09:03] <@Shadow_M> I can take that boy any day of the week
[09:03] <+RecAgenda> lol!
[09:04] <+Squalleh> i believe it
[09:04] <+Squalleh> she hows the pressure points
[09:04] <+Squalleh> i think quaker...just knows oatmeal
[09:04] <+RecAgenda> xD
[09:05] <@Shadow_M> Pressure points, guns, knives, the fine art of improvisation...Yeah, I can take 'im
[09:05] <@Shadow_M>

[The Melancholy Spirit]

*** Shadow_M is now known as Shadow|LATENIGHTSHOWERTIME

Mel: Late night shower time...
Mel: Sounds like a show tune.
Mel slides over to the piano and tells Quaker to sing.

Quaker: Rub a dub dub,just a sittng in mah tub, late on a saturday night!
Quaker: oh wait...
Quaker: DO OVER!

Mel: lol...
Mel: Ok.
Mel: From the top!
Mel restarts playing piano.

Quaker: Splish splash, I was taking a bath!
Quaker: Late on a saturday night!
Quaker: Rub a dub dub just a sittin' in mah tub
Quaker: thinking everything was alright!
Quaker: Mom started screaming
Quaker: I wondered what for!
Quaker: I thought I only farted but I did something more!

Mel laughs

[The Ghost Writer]

Well this one took me forever to edit as the copy/paste into my Microsoft Notes screwed it all up. Damn Microsoft...

RecAgenda: Quaker: I'MMA FUCKIN LAWYER! ....... <----- Really now?

Chainlinc3: But I appreciate the (violent) sentiment.

Quaker: according to the evidence in my suitcase...
Quaker throws the suitcase at Rec, which then explodes and sends Rec back down the pit
Quaker: Yes I am

RecAgenda: I'll take you on in court any day pal. Psychotic antics or not

Quaker: that wouldn't be wise

RecAgenda: Try me

Quaker: FOR MY WITNESS!

RecAgenda: *evil grin*

Quaker: I CALL THE PEANUT BUTTER JAR TO THE STANDS!
Quaker walks to the stand...

RecAgenda: this oughta be good
RecAgenda prepares to chat snippet

Quaker: So, judging by that deep gash in your...brain matter?
Quaker: You were stabbed with a spoon...correct?

RecAgenda: Objection!
RecAgenda: Speculation!

Quaker watches as the peanut butter jar says nothing

Gunneh: When are we getting our responses, Chainy?

Quaker: Speculation? Or evidence Defence?

RecAgenda: Your honor, there is no evidence that the peanute butter jar was "stabbed" by a spoon

Quaker walks over to his desk

*** Chainlinc3 is now known as Judge

Quaker pulls out a spoon covered in peanut butter in a plastic bag

Judge: Lack of response is proof enough of brain damage. GUILTY AS CHARGED!

*** Judge is now known as Chainlinc3

Quaker: This spoon!

Quaker: traces of peanut butter found on it match the witness!

RecAgenda: Withdrawn then.

Quaker: very good

Quaker: Now...Mr. Jar of peanut butter..

Quaker: Is the man or woman who did this too you, in this room?

RecAgenda: OOC: Where the fuck is our judge?

Quaker watches as Peanut butter drips over the edge of the container
Quaker: A YES!
Quaker: Can you point them out to us?

*** Chainlinc3 is now known as JUDGE

Quaker watches as the peanut butter drops slightly...in the direction of Gunneh

Quaker: =_=

Gunneh: ...I WAS HUNGRY!

RecAgenda jumps slightly when the entire court room gasps

Quaker: The persecution rests
Quaker: GUNNEH DID IT DAMN IT!

Gunneh: I wanted a PB&J sammich >.>

Quaker: Confession!

RecAgenda: Bailiff! Arrest this fowl fiend!
RecAgenda: Throw him in the Bieber pit

+++ Gunneh set the channel to mode +m

RecAgenda: !

Quaker: He's going super Sayan!

+++ Gunneh has taken voice from RecAgenda
+++ Gunneh has taken voice from Quaker
Gunneh: Haha!

Gunneh: Come at me, bros!

JUDGE: GUILTY!
JUDGE watches as Gunneh is dragged from the courtroom

RecAgenda: loser
Cannot send to channel: #FOG

JUDGE: >.>

Gunneh dodges the PM punch from Quaker and kicks the shit out of him.

JUDGE: (Shouldn't we have a jury?)

*** Quaker was kicked by Gunneh (You'll come back with voice >.>)

JUDGE: xD

*** Quaker joined #FOG

+++ ChanServ has given voice to Quaker

Quaker: I"M THEJURY
Quaker: FOO!

+++ Gunneh has taken voice from Quaker

Gunneh: Shush, I said.

And that my friends was the most epic mistrial ever!

[Lara]

22:00 Lara is waiting for something to actually be spoiled because it turns out she's never seen it. XD
22:00 GuiltyCarrion Uh...
22:00 Lara No, that is not a challenge.
22:00 GuiltyCarrion Accepted.
22:00 GuiltyCarrion squints
22:01 Lara But- it's not-
22:01 Lara Baaah

[The Melancholy Spirit]

23:20 Quaker You know...sometimes I wonder...
23:20 Quaker If I were to throw a grenade at a tree...
23:20 Mel ...
23:20 Quaker would I get attacked by ninja environmentalists...?
23:20 Mel lol...
23:21 Quaker It's a legitimate concern!
23:21 Mel I never said otherwise!
23:21 Quaker They pop out from their treehouses and throw ninja leaves at me!
23:22 Quaker very sharp leaves!
23:22 Mel Hahaha
23:22 Quaker Heeeeey...
23:22 Quaker I know how I could beat them!
23:22 Quaker Convince them that my blood would poison the trees around me!
23:22 Mel Nice tactic that.
23:23 Quaker unless one of them is a chemist...
23:23 Quaker and is like "Pft, I fixed that..."
23:23 Quaker "THESE ARE SUPER TREES!"
23:23 Quaker Meanwhile, I'm strapping C4 to his tree
23:24 Quaker He looks down...
23:24 Quaker I look up...
23:25 Quaker "Yeah, but you didn't come up with a cure for..."
23:25 Quaker sets off explosion
23:25 Quaker "Explosive decompressing TREE ROT!"
23:25 Quaker attempts to walk away, but gets flung into a car, which goes sailing off a bridge into a bus which then crashes into a bank


Thus concludes another episode of "RANDOM!" staring our very own Quakernut.

[The Melancholy Spirit]

23:39 Quaker throws a fish on the ground
23:39 Quaker BREAKDANCE LIKE A BASS!
23:39 Quaker flops on the ground


Just Quaker being, well... Quaker.

[The Melancholy Spirit]

Mel Seriously though...
Mel Jeryk... is gone.
Mel Sadness.
Kyrt Jeryk?
Kyrt Who's that?
Mel slaps Kyrt with a pineapple.
Quaker MY POWERFIST
Kyrt thinks this is an awesome name...
Quaker punches Kyrt again
Kyrt is hit with a Quaker-smashed pineapple
Mel Well...
Mel That worked out better than planned.
Quaker high fives Mel
Quaker telepathy for the win
Mel Indeed, man. Indeed.
Kyrt Erk...
Kyrt picks pineapple out of hair

[The Ghost Writer]

[19:39:43] Red_Wolf : waiting for Cyclone to auto log out

[19:40:33] Red_Wolf : While I wait, I'm going to hop in the shower

[19:41:58] Cyc_lone has been kicked by The Ghost Writer

[19:42:08] @ The Ghost Writer : Or I could just do that

[19:42:38] @ The Ghost Writer :

[19:42:46] @ The Ghost Writer : I guess I finally had an excuse to kick someone! Yay me!

[Red_Wolf]

Red_Wolf acting like a Red_Wolf, and Chainlinc3 being threatened. I actually kept small-barring this chat and was just posting to be funny .

Chainlinc3 slaps Manda.
Chainlinc3: TAKE THAT BACK
Chainlinc3: xD
Manda: ....Did you just...slap me?
Red_Wolf is going to stay out of this...
Chainlinc3: no. I e-slapped you. There's a difference. >.>
Manda: True. Still its the principle of the matter.
Chainlinc3: ...you have a point. But!
Manda: No one slaps me. Less they plan on not having children.
Manda glares.
Chainlinc3: ...
Red_Wolf cowers in fear
Manda: Snip....snip
Chainlinc3 cuts his elaborate explanation short to go cower in the corner
Manda: Good boys.
Red_Wolf is so confused
Manda: Why?
Red_Wolf is being threatened castration and didn't do anything wrong
Manda: Not you.
Manda: Chain.
Red_Wolf wags his tail
Chainlinc3 finds a deeper corner to hide in
Manda pets the wolf. "You a good boy." Points at chain. "You are a baaaaad boy." XD
Red_Wolf barks
Chainlinc3: Hmph. No pride, Red. No pride.
Red_Wolf growls at Chainlinc3
Manda: XD Self respect it over rated. (It's from a TV show.)
Red_Wolf cocks his head sideways

Poor Chainlinc3 XD

[Chainlinc3]

Quaker>: I never mentioned vibrating dildos!
Mel>: lol...
Red_Wolf>: Sorry Quaker, got to that before you could
Quaker>: what, the dildos?
Red_Wolf>: Got to mention them
Chainlinc3>: I'm so confused. I'mma just focus on the RTD.
Red_Wolf>: before you did
Mel>: Good idea Chain.
Quaker>: sooo...
Quaker>: you used them...
Quaker>: O.o
Red_Wolf>: No,
Quaker>: DON'T LIE TO ME!
Mel>: I did once. It was a funny thing to toss into the bed of a sleeping drunk person.
Red_Wolf>: Well, we stuck one in some guys face on new years eve
Red_Wolf>: almost went into his mouth
Red_Wolf>: we lol'd
Quaker>: Remind me to punch you if I ever see you on New Year's Eve
Quaker>: as a precaution
Red_Wolf>: It wasn't me
Red_Wolf>: It was my friend
Quaker>: the "we" part indicates you were part of it!
Mel>: He has a point.
Red_Wolf>: I knew he was going to do it
Red_Wolf>: and kept quiet
Mel>: You were still part of it then.
Quaker>: sooo what you're saying is...
Mel>: In a murder trial you'd still get time.
Mel>: Therefore...
Mel>: Quaker is right.
Quaker>: I should punch not only you...but everyone around you?
Mel>: He should punch you as a precaution.
Red_Wolf>: Oh my god, this reminds me of a great story
Mel nods.
Marcus>: You would be called an Accessory to Dildoing.

And then the follow-up, a while later:

Chainlinc3>: 'ello Plague
Kyrt>: Exactly
Red_Wolf>: GC I have nothing to do with him! lol
Mel>: Pft. Don't need one anyway. lol
Chainlinc3>: Red's an accomplice to dildoing.
Chainlinc3>: Just thought you should know that, Plague
Chainlinc3>:
Red_Wolf>: Shut up damn you
GC>: ...
GC shakes head
Mel>: It was such a bloody glorious event too!
Mel>: Literally bloody.
Mel>: It flew everywhere.
Kyrt>: I'm with you, GC.
Mel>: Painted the place black.
Red_Wolf>: ...
Red_Wolf>: I don't want to know what you are talking about Mel
GC>: I still have to replace my brain bleach stock, so I'm glad I missed it
Red_Wolf wants a change in the subject already...
Chainlinc3>: But it's so amusing!
Mel>: Pft.
Red_Wolf>: Not really
Red_Wolf>: It wasn't even me! I was just there
Mel>: Hey, least you got a free show.
Red_Wolf>: Thats just sick
Chainlinc3>: That's what she said, I imagine.
Mel>: Perception, my friend. Pre-
Mel>: lol...
Red_Wolf really really wants a change in subject
Red_Wolf>: So... where have you guys been posting?
Chainlinc3>: Chat Snippits.
Red_Wolf>: God Damn you Chain

[The Ghost Writer]

[08:54:33] @ Marcus2477 : I would die if I was a vegeterian/vegan, since I hate almost all veggies.

[08:54:38] * Fate Foretold laughs.

[08:54:40] Artorius : sorry kathy Sad (I hope you don't mind the nickname)

[08:54:40] @ Kathryn Lacey : Bleh... I only eat birds and seafood as far as meat goes. The rest just isn't tasty to me.

[08:54:57] @ Kathryn Lacey : I've been eating salmon burgers lately. Soooo tasty. ^^_^^

[08:55:09] @ Kathryn Lacey : I love veggies!

[08:55:13] @ Marcus2477 : I love seafood though. At my high school prom I spent more time at the shrimp bar than I did with my date.

[08:55:22] @ Kathryn Lacey : I actually... do mind the nickname.

[08:55:26] @ Kathryn Lacey : /laughs.

[08:55:30] @ Kathryn Lacey : /laughs

[08:55:31] @ Fate Foretold : lol I knew that was coming.

[08:55:35] @ Kathryn Lacey : Wow... I'm retarded.

[08:55:36] Artorius : hahaha no problemo

[08:55:38] * Kathryn Lacey laughs.

[08:55:41] @ Marcus2477 : Might be why my longest relationship is less than 3 years.

[08:55:43] @ Fate Foretold : Axiom and I knew you well enough to guess that hehe.

[08:55:44] @ The Ghost Writer : It's /me Kathryn

[08:55:50] Artorius : its totes ok Razz (I said totes!)

[08:55:54] @ Kathryn Lacey : Yes. I remembered after the second fail.

[08:55:55] @ Fate Foretold : She's got it now.

[08:56:02] Artorius : I'm on a word shortening rampage right now

[08:56:03] @ Fate Foretold : xD

[08:56:30] @ Kathryn Lacey : Wouldn't saying, "It's totes ok." be longer than, "It's okay."

[08:56:52] @ Kathryn Lacey : Wait... Marcus, did you just blame veggies for your relationship problems?

[08:56:54] @ Fate Foretold : scratch

[08:56:59] Artorius : quiet you naysayer! *joking

[08:57:09] @ Axiom Awaits : lol Actually I was wondering that too

[08:57:10] * Kathryn Lacey pats Artorius.

[08:57:18] * Fate Foretold laughs out loud...for reals.

[08:57:20] @ The Ghost Writer : lmao!

[08:57:24] Artorius : haha oh geez Marcus...

[Chainlinc3]

Kyrt: Hey Chain.
DigiMuse: Hey Chain
GC flip kicks Chainlinc3
Kyrt: HA! I had a period.
Chainlinc3: Generally that's not a good sign, for a man.
Kyrt: ...

[Artorius]

[00:52:46 08/08/11] Jeanine : I will bother you til you fall asleep :p
[00:53:00 08/08/11] Artorius : is that a challenge?
[00:53:09 08/08/11] Jeanine : Indeed.
[00:53:26 08/08/11] Artorius : I've gone for three days without rest mind you!
[00:53:34 08/08/11] Artorius : well back when i was younger anyways
[00:53:37 08/08/11] Jeanine : I've gone a week
[00:53:45 08/08/11] Artorius : in retrospect, completely useless and stupid
[00:53:51 08/08/11] Artorius : well then...
[00:54:10 08/08/11] Jeanine : It was totally not useless... I was playing with Barbies
[00:54:20 08/08/11] Jeanine : Then Ken turned gay
[00:54:26 08/08/11] Artorius : I guess i know why you're insane now....
[00:54:31 08/08/11] Artorius : jk
[00:54:43 08/08/11] Jeanine : you're just jealous
[00:55:02 08/08/11] Jeanine : you didn't have any barbies
[00:55:09 08/08/11] Artorius : jealous of homosexual barbies, yes

[Jeanine]

Artorius : I usually wait til everyone is asleep and I can watch skinemax alone

Artorius : jk

Jeanine : I just go on a website for that ;(

Artorius : hahahaha

Artorius : what else are computers for right? Razz

Jeanine : Seriously! Porn and Youtube. Bahahahaha

[Chainlinc3]

ShadowMel: Zombies = Sexy now?
Chainlinc3: I'm so fucking lost.
ShadowMel: Exactly Chain. Exactly.
Chainlinc3: Necrophilia ftw.
ShadowMel: FUCKING HELL YES!
ShadowMel: Death sex ejaculation bitch.

[The Ghost Writer]

GC Aren't you ghost?
RecAgenda Maybe.... >.>
RecAgenda Who wants ta know?
RecAgenda You a cop?
RecAgenda -__-
GC Cause if so, unless I have a magical dick, I think you're fine...
GC ...I was asking chain.
RecAgenda ..............
GC Little twitchy there?
Chainlinc3 ...
GC Awkward silence achieved.

[Artorius]

[13:04:38] @ Christoph : Cooie Crips is a disappointment.
[13:04:41] @ Marcus2477 : My favorite are Iced Oatmeal Cookies
[13:05:42] Artorius : lol Chris you said Cookie crips and I was thinking Cookie Krips
[13:05:45] @ Christoph : Ewww
[13:05:55] @ Marcus2477 : I don't like Cooie Crips they are kinda gooey and you always have trouble with Bloods.
[13:06:01] @ Christoph : XD The most feared gang in Candlyland.

[Chainlinc3]

Chainlinc3: ...what
Chainlinc3: I thinjk I misunderstood something
ShadowMel: I'M inNNOCENT I SWEAR
Chainlinc3: *think
ShadowMel: Bullshit...
Chainlinc3: OMG IT'S THE SCHIZOPHRENIA AGAIN
ShadowMel: You're as innocent as that nun in Conan....
ShadowMel: >.>
ShadowMel:
Chainlinc3 hands ShadowMel their meds.
Chainlinc3:
ShadowMel: lol
ShadowMel: So... apparently I am "struggling against my subconcious desire to have her do things to me" .....
Chainlinc3: Seriously though... When you said "I'd ask you but," you meant "I'd ask you how life is but," right? Because otherwise there was a fundamental misunderstanding there. And-- oh, okay, that totally derailed my train of thought. Thank you for sharing Mel. -_-
ShadowMel: I WILL SOFTLY CARESS YOUR ASS BECAUSE YOU WANT ME TO MISTER
Chainlinc3: ...
ShadowMel: need the brain bleach yet chainy?
Chainlinc3: No, no. Brain bleach is only needed if I had a mental image; I have no idea what either of you look like, so, automatic safety there.
Chainlinc3: I'm just confused as to what the hell is going on over there. And I'm not entirely sure I actually want to know.
ShadowMel: I CAN FIX THAT
ShadowMel: My hand
ShadowMel: is in his pants
ShadowMel: THAT"S WHAT
Chainlinc3: ...
Chainlinc3: I'm... Just gonna let that one lie.
Chainlinc3: Aaaaaanyway.
ShadowMel: Just remember it is HER saying this, not me... someone is quite open when not oppressed by a canadian tool it seems...
ShadowMel: And it is not easy to type right now....
ShadowMel: And it is not easy to type right now....
ShadowMel: That double post thing is all her fault... <.<
Chainlinc3: Now, now. There's no reason to lay blame when we can just claim that China did it and leave it at that.
ShadowMel: Could get more awkward...
Chainlinc3: ...
Chainlinc3: I'
Chainlinc3: ... I'm not sure I can see how.
Chainlinc3: WHICH IS NOT AN INVITATION TO TELL ME
Chainlinc3: NONONO
Chainlinc3: >.<
ShadowMel: Well, you could share your misery with the site and chatsnippet... lol


Addendum--
ShadowMel: "I can't keep my hands to myself tonight..." she says... >.>
Chainlinc3: ...That implies there are nights where she can
Chainlinc3: which, if the nights you're both on chat are any indication, is a lie
ShadowMel: lol...
ShadowMel: You, sir, make an excellent point!
ShadowMel: The woman is caught in a lie, again!
ShadowMel: I only fib!
ShadowMel: Fine, the woman is caught in a fib, again!
ShadowMel: Happy? Bitch.
ShadowMel: No, asshole
ShadowMel: ... well fuck you then.
ShadowMel: oh please do
ShadowMel: Tomorrow before you go to class.
ShadowMel: Maybe...
ShadowMel: If you're good... or bad. Bad actually...
Chainlinc3: ...
ShadowMel: Deal
Chainlinc3 adds this to the snippit
ShadowMel both laugh xD

[The Ghost Writer]

[22:50:22] @ Christoph : Today's number is... four.
...
[22:50:35] @ Christoph : Which is also the number of times I did your mom yesterday.
...
[22:51:06] @ The Ghost Writer : Wow, Christoph. Wasn't expecting that from you.
...
[22:51:27] @ Christoph : It happens from time to time. XD

[Christoph]

[15:52:04] Count : SUPER TYPEY SPEED FEST GOGOGOGOGO

[15:52:22] Count : There once was a fairy in Fairyland

[15:52:28] Count : Who believed that she was a young tree

[15:52:35] Count : She spread her branches wide in the opening sun

[15:52:46] Count : And was promptly decapitated by an enterprising lumberjack

[15:52:49] Count : The end.

[15:53:03] @ Christoph : And that's how I met your mother.

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