Re: Chat Snippets Thread!

[Lara]

Plaguewalker: Also, elder god baby is extermly vague and conceptual, so me stumbling across what you want me to do is kinda difficult...
Plaguewalker: grumbles
Chainlinc3: Oh, yes, yes it is.
Chainlinc3: but I mean, I gave you the tools to do it
Lara|Packing>: Use your mind powahs to controllll it!
Chainlinc3: and have urged you in the right direction several times
Chainlinc3: soo... I really can'...
Chainlinc3: god dammit Lara.
Chainlinc3: -_-
Plaguewalker: You gave me a book on cthulu and then gave me ds-
Plaguewalker: Are you fucking serious?
Plaguewalker: ...
Plaguewalker: Oh hawt damm.
Lara|Packing>: Bahaha
Plaguewalker: goes to post
Chainlinc3: Lara... this game just got hugely unbalanced
Chainlinc3: and it's your fault
Chainlinc3: xD
Lara|Packing>: 8)

[Loki]

<Miss_Dagger|Japanese>: Dinner time!
<Xv_Loki_vX>: What's on the menu for this evening?
<Gunneh>: SEX
<Gunneh>: WAIT
<Gunneh>: NO
<Gunneh>: WRONG
<Xv_Loki_vX>: Aww, why not?
<Gunneh>: I'm not that fortunate, sadly.
<Xv_Loki_vX>: None of us are... well with the exception of them...
Xv_Loki_vX glares enviously at squalleh and manda
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<Gunneh>: lololol
<Xv_Loki_vX>: That's right, you better leave
<Xv_Loki_vX>: Go enjoy your secksing
<Gunneh>: You glared her into submission lol

[Ragter the junior greeter]

Ragter: `eightball Are you going to stop messing up Manda's internet GameServ!?
GameServ: Ragter: Maybe.
Ragter: Maybe!?
Ragter: He's mocking you Manda!
SquallehandManda kicks Serv in the balls!
Ragter: There you go!
Ragter: `eightball Are you done messing with her!?
GameServ: Ragter: Not even on a GOOD day.
Ragter: He hasn't learned his lesson yet
SquallehandManda:
Ragter: Chop his head off?
SquallehandManda: Ew!
SquallehandManda: You do it!
SquallehandManda: XD
Gunneh: Shall I provide the awesome?
Ragter: How will you do that?
SquallehandManda: O.O
GameServ: Parting at the request of Gunneh.
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[Loki]

<red|work>: d'aww KAITOOOOOOOOOOOO
red|work luffles him more
<Arie>: It's nice to see red so happy <3
<Kaito>: I don't like it >_>

[Gunneh]

[03:36:18] * Arie huggles red.
[03:36:30] Gunneh A WILD ARIE APPEARS!
[03:36:35] Gunneh ARIE USES HUGGLE!
[03:36:47] Gunneh IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
[03:36:55] Plaguewalker The asian combusts!
[03:37:03] * red|lunch is being... @_@
[03:37:05] red|lunch noooooooooooo
[03:37:12] * red|lunch is torn apart
[03:37:13] red|lunch ....
[03:37:14] * Plaguewalker straps red to some TNT.
[03:37:18] Plaguewalker I SAID COMBUST
[03:37:19] red|lunch nunununununu
[03:37:21] red|lunch D: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[03:37:24] Gunneh PLAGUE WALKER USES EXPLOSIVES!
[03:37:28] * Weiss detaches the TNT and throws it into a well.
[03:37:30] Gunneh IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
[03:37:31] red|lunch \o/
[03:37:32] Plaguewalker ...
[03:37:35] Gunneh ...damn.
[03:37:35] Plaguewalker FUUUUUUU-
[03:37:37] Gunneh MISFIRE!
[03:38:01] Gunneh PLAGUEWALKER IS OUT OF USABLE EXPLOSIVES!
[03:38:08] Gunneh PLAGUEWALKER WHITED OUT!
[03:38:14] * Plaguewalker robs the US ARMY BASE
[03:38:33] * Plaguewalker WHITES...in?
[03:38:40] Plaguewalker Black in?
[03:38:42] Plaguewalker hrm...
[03:38:47] Plaguewalker This requires thought...

The random crap has been removed to make the lulz more visible lololololol

[thecolorisred]

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<red|writing>: D:
<red|writing>: Loki = sleep chats.
<Lara>: Good, then we can ask him strange questions and he won't remember it in the morning!
<K|LoL>: there's nothing strange that you could ask loki
<red|writing>: ....point taken.
<DigiMuse>: Oooh a challenge!

~<3~

Chainlinc3 stands before a veil of fire, grabs a pitchfork
<Chainlinc3>:
<Chainlinc3>: I'm done with my plague imitation now.
<Lara>: Hehehe
<Lara>: I'ma tell him you tried to impersonate him.
<Lara>: Then we'll see how long you last.
<Chainlinc3>: -_-
<Chainlinc3>: I tried to imitate
<Chainlinc3>: not impersonate
<Chainlinc3>: I didn't log in here as Plague.
<Lara>: A likely story.
<red|girleh>: WOO BLACKLIST.
<red|girleh>: \o\
<Chainlinc3>: or something stupid like that.
<Lara>: XD
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<Lara>: HAHAHAHA
<Chainlinc3>: IT'S NOT ME, I SWEAR!
<Copper>: XD You speak the devils name and he shall come XP
<Lara>: Shh, Copper, we're using that as blackmail later.
<red|girleh>: LOL
<red|girleh>: PLAGUE /IS/ a gawd.

[Loki]

Clipped to retain all relevant portions.

<Weiss> Red, could I bequeath thee with the noble quest of procuring me a sandwich of delectable quality? I would be most indubitably grateful should thee accept this most humble of requests. [Nods his head solemnly.]
<red|Pedo> .////////.
* red|Pedo nosebleeds from Weiss's request
<red|Pedo> @_____@
<Copper> I swear I would totally jump a guy if he ever really talked like that to me.
<red|Pedo> I know rightz? ;3;
<Arie> If a guy talked to me like that, I'd laugh.
<Arie> because I'm a dope.
<red|Pedo> I would giggle, but I'M NEVER GOING TO LET HIM GO D:<

Weiss has got skillz.

[Sighlent]

Mel: You should train Gandalf to be an attack kitty.
Sigh: Haha. Teach him how to be a proper Wizard! Let's send him to Dogwarts - the animal version of Hogwarts! XD

[Aya MacArthur]

Mel: Well, I don't know, girls your size tend to be the more frightening ones when you piss 'em off. xD
Aya_M smiles evily.
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Aya_M: LOL
Mel: Aya! You scared away Quaker!

[Guest]

Kitara: xD
Plaguewalker: MORE MURDER.
Kitara: <3 how do you know I don't like it that way Plague?
Plaguewalker: Oi. You keep your come ons to yourself.
Plaguewalker: -.-
Kitara: awwww whyyy ;3
Plaguewalker: Because I don't enjoy them, and do you want to face Shadow?
Kitara: who is shadow?
Plaguewalker: Because she'll break your thumbs.
Plaguewalker: ...
Shadow|Working: I AM SHADOW
Plaguewalker: Her.
Kitara: Hi shadow =D
Mel: Shadow is the keeper of the vessel for my soul...
Mel nods.
Shadow|Working: AND THOUGH I MIGHT BE UPSET AT HIM, TOUCH HIM AND I WILL BREAK ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES
Inerio: ARE WE USING OUR OUTSIDE VOICES NOW?
Kitara: pffft I wouldn't touch him
Shadow|Working: AND THEN STUFF THEM UP YOUR NOSE
Kitara: that would upset my bf
Plaguewalker hates random flirting
Inerio: I DON'T USE MY OUTSIDE VOICE THAT OFTEN

I dunno. Inerio's randomness in the middle of everything makes me giggle... X3

This has been edited to keep it short.

[Copper.eyes]

Copper: So Inerio why are you gong to kill Weiss this time?

Weiss: Ine, I'm going to continue giving you reasons to kill me until you follow through on that threat.

Inerio: Because I can.

Inerio: . . . Threatening your life isn't working.

Inerio: I need to think of a more effective threat.

Weiss: That's because, in the slim chance that you actually intend to kill me, I would have no complaints.

Inerio has thought up her new threat.

Plaguewalker: That, and I doubt she'd actually follow through with it at the final moment

Inerio laughs darkly.

Weiss: Of course not, Plague. She'd be overwhelmed with her desire to stay by me.

Inerio: WEISS I WILL VIOLATE YOU SEXUALLY!

Weiss: See? She's even turned her threat into something that will get her even closer to me.

Weiss: And she's pretending it's a threat to hide the affection behind it.

Inerio: GODDAMMIT!

Inerio: I CAN'T WIN

[Guest]

[23:17] * +Quaker is somehow always able to pump out a post...>.>
[23:18] * @Shadow|Ora strangles Quaker in a fit of rage!
[23:18] <+wake> lol
[23:19] <+Miss_Dagger> Not a good idea to say that now Quaker
[23:20] <+Quaker>
[23:20] * +Quaker is strangled
[23:20] * +Quaker dies
[23:20] * Quaker is now known as Dead_Quaker
[23:20] * @Shadow|Ora revives Quaker!
[23:20] * Dead_Quaker is now known as Revived_Quaker
[23:20] <+Revived_Quaker> what happened?
[23:20] * +Miss_Dagger snuggles.....naaah... "I wanted to snuggle with a Dead Quaker..."
[23:20] <@Shadow|Ora> Oh
[23:21] <@Shadow|Ora> well in that case
[23:21] * @Shadow|Ora shoots Quaker!
[23:21] * +Revived_Quaker dies
[23:21] * Revived_Quaker is now known as Dead_Quaker
[23:21] <@Shadow|Ora> There ya go
[23:21] * +Miss_Dagger snuggles with Dead_Quaker.
[23:21] <+Miss_Dagger> Thank you :3
[23:21] <@Shadow|Ora> Welcomes. ^^
[23:25] * +Dead_Quaker is DEAD!
[23:25] * +TotE mourns
[23:25] * +TotE then eats ice cream and watches TV
[23:26] * +Miss_Dagger presses a kiss to Quaker's dead lips which miraculasly revives him.
[23:26] <+wake> lol Don't get too broken up about it TotE
[23:26] * Dead_Quaker is now known as Revived_Quaker
[23:26] <+Revived_Quaker> What happened?
[23:26] <@Shadow|Ora> Aw lookit that, A kiss brought him to life!
[23:27] <+Revived_Quaker> I was dead?
[23:27] <@Shadow|Ora> Yes
[23:27] <+Revived_Quaker> I thought I was in Vegas...
[23:27] <@Shadow|Ora> Uh...
[23:27] <@Shadow|Ora> Plague killed you!
[23:27] <@Shadow|Ora> >.>
[23:27] <+Revived_Quaker> PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGUE!

[Shadow Moonseye]

TotE: Awwww, how tragic
Shadow_M: DWARF LOVE
Plaguewalker: Someone should make it a movie
TotE feels a lot of empathy and stuff
Chainlinc3: xD
Chainlinc3: A touching tale of love, loss, and horrifying waterfalls.
TotE: XD

[Guest]

Mel: Really, are you going to go into an interview and be told "oh, its not a paying job right now. Maybe in two months."
Mel: And then actually take the job?
Gunneh: STOP IT WITH THE LOGIC AND LET ME VENT
Mel: rely*
Gunneh: ARGH
Plaguewalker: Logic is all we have
Mel laughs.
Plaguewalker: Well, okay, I also have a girlfriend
Plaguewalker: But it's all MEL has

Plaguewalker: We have alot Mel.
Plaguewalker: Gunneh has an apartment
Gunneh: And a job
Gunneh: And a car
Mel: Hey, it isn't like I haven't tried getting work. -.-
Gunneh: And a girlfriend...kinda sorta maybe just a little...
Plaguewalker: Gunneh.
Plaguewalker: We don't count those.
Plaguewalker: Until they last a few months
Plaguewalker: -.-
Gunneh: Ok
Gunneh: I'll keep that in mind and rub it in both of your faces when that time rolls around
Gunneh:
Plaguewalker: Yes, you do that
Mel: Rub it in how?
Mel: You know damn well I don't give a fuck. lol
Plaguewalker: I'll just keep my girlfriend of four-five years.
Plaguewalker: Bitch.
Mel laughs.
Gunneh: Just because you don't care doesn't mean I can't do it, Mel.
Plaguewalker:
Mel: No, but it does make it a rather pointless endeavor.
Gunneh: And IDGAF, Plauge!
Plaguewalker: Well, yes, but rubbing without something to hurt is just giving him a backrub
Mel: Endeavour*
Gunneh: I'mma rub it in because it HAPPENED
Mel: LOL
Mel: Nice Plague.
Plaguewalker: So...you're doing it for the sake of your pride?
Gunneh: I'mma be like
Mel: Also, why would you rub it into the guy who has been trying to HELP with the situation?
Gunneh: ...yes.
Mel: I mean, seriously!? lol
Gunneh: For my pride.
Gunneh: FOR
Gunneh: MY
Gunneh: PRIDE
Mel: Ungrateful prick. :p
Gunneh: THAT'S WHY
Plaguewalker: Sh, Mel. Let him have this. He's a peacock. We gotta let him fly.
Plaguewalker: <.<

I <3 Plaguewalker....sometimes....rarely...

[Sighlent]

I was play-mad cause Gunneh got to go and see Coheed and Cambria and he was mad cause he wants sex. XD

Quaker: Sigh, hit him with the WIN HAMMER
Gunneh: We're at a draw, Quaker.
Gunneh: She did something I want to do
Gunneh: I did something she wants to do.
Gunneh: Stalemate
Gunneh: Fair and square.
SquallehandManda: ...u want to do her husband?

[Guest]

Buzzwulf: you killed chat.
Buzzwulf: you should go back to your room and think about what you've done.

:reprimanding moiros who was the only one speaking, other than Plague, at that point. I giggled.

[Guest]

Sigh: Yeah. So I'm redoing it.
Sigh: With the Vampire this time.
Sigh: And naming my crew after you guys.
Xv_Loki_vX: What game is this?
Sigh: So Aya, Weiss, Squall, and Loki are all onboard the 'Penal Envy'. XD
Sigh: Oh and I'm captain.

Sigh: And let the adventure begin!
Sigh: I wonder who will die first.
Xv_Loki_vX: <_<
Xv_Loki_vX: >_>
Sigh: Probably Loki.
Sigh: XD

Sigh: "Squall develops a case of "rocketbutt."
Sigh: XD
SquallehandManda: XD
Aya|Bored: HAHA
Elric_Gharial: He ate Taco Bell?
Xv_Loki_vX: Look out Manda
Xv_Loki_vX: Does not bode well for you

Sigh: Sooo...evidently we all decide to stop in the desert to get tattoos...and this is what happenes when Weiss gets a unicorn: The unicorn gang doesn't see the humor in Weiss's unauthorized use of their symbol, however, and tears the flesh off Weiss's arm.
Aya|Bored: HAHAHA

Sigh was playing Gaia or something... Edited for relevance.

[Guest]

[23:20:52] <+Elric_Gharial> Bitches be bitches.
[23:21:00] <+Weiss> And them bitches be bitchin'.
[23:21:03] <+Sighlent> Exactly!

[Sighlent]

So...Quaker and I were playing "Guitar Hero World Tour" and the song "One Way or Another" came on, and like mid way through the song Quaker just randomly says this...and I DIED laughing! Oh and yeah Quaker...I posted this. XD

Quaker: Sounds like a fat lady walking down the street.
Me: -Lols to death-

[Guest]

Kaito: aren't the uruk-kai the half orc, half humans?
Plaguewalker: They're mud.
Plaguewalker: >.>
Ryona: tortured elves?
Plaguewalker: At least in the movie they seem to just be mud
Plaguewalker: XD
Plaguewalker: We stir the mud! WE GET SUPER WARRIORS!
Plaguewalker: HUZZAH!
TotE: lol
Ryona: yea I was confused about their...reproduction methods.
Baker: You should have read the books then
Plaguewalker: I just say they're very angry mud.

Plaguewalker: They're a bit of a slog to just sit down and read
Ryona: hopefully I will soon, if I am ever going to actually make that gift for taeo
Plaguewalker: ...when he's older, you must teach him to ride
Plaguewalker: >.>
Plaguewalker: You MUST.
Ryona: I'd like too. But I've also got his pop pop trying to turn him into an assassin...
Plaguewalker: <.<
Plaguewalker: A horseback assassin? SOUNDS EPIC.
Ryona: K taeo you've got swordfighting at 3, horseback riding at 5, then gun training til 10...
Plaguewalker: And maybe some homework.
Plaguewalker: MAYBE.
Ryona: His middle name is Leon, from the professional.

Talking LotR tonight. also Ryona's son.

[Guest]

Sigh: Wow. I walk away for 2 seconds and you guys start talking about gas chambers and Nazi's.
Sigh: :O
Arie: plague started talking, it was bound to happen lol

'Tis true.

[Shadow Moonseye]

Plaguewalker lands in a dramatic pose. "HYES." The plane explodes behind him
Shadow_M: Should I cling to your leg, dressed in tattered, barely there clothes? Just to complete the classic pin up?
Plaguewalker: No, that won't be necessary
Plaguewalker: And I had the stones to fight her with my barrels, not bullets.
Mel: That is Quaker's job, Shadow.

XD

This was edited for relevance. And brevity.

[Loki]

[7:56:26 PM] Loki: At least your libido has been distracted
[7:58:21 PM] Arie: yeah not really
[7:58:28 PM] Arie: that's why I haven't been able to write that stupid essay
[7:58:34 PM] Arie: or at least, write it with great enthusiasm,
[7:58:38 PM] Arie: because I'm horny.
[7:58:43 PM] Arie: horny as super horny.
[7:58:53 PM] Arie: like, if I could be a superhero, my superpower would be my libido right now.
[7:59:04 PM] Arie: it'd be like adrenaline, I could lift cars and scale buildings with this libido.
[7:59:28 PM] Loki: .......

There is no response to that...

[Guest]

<Scribz>: So lyvee
<Scribz>: do you think
<Scribz>: I should do
<Scribz>: the journal/blog thing then?
<Lyvee>: What about?
<Scribz>: my life, exposed...da!
<Lyvee>: GASP
<Lyvee>: Do it if you want
<Scribz>: Yeah but...
<Scribz>: if I do it
<Scribz>: and you read it
<Scribz>: people in the other chatroom would know.
<Scribz>: Gasp
<Scribz>: because you a stinky poo
<Scribz>: brb
<Lyvee>: o-o

[Guest]

raptorman: Not really, sadly enough the changing of directors and writers after aliens kind of ruined them
raptorman: In my opinion
raptorman: I just loved the originals and it makes me sad
Lamenting_Quill: I root for predators....
TotE: XD
Lamenting_Quill: what? Those dudes are bad ass
Lamenting_Quill: They good too, they don't kill women, children or women with child
raptorman: Predators are awesome
raptorman: But I think aliens are cooler.
Lamenting_Quill: *Cheers for the misunderstood predator heroes*
raptorman: Aliens have this elemental quality that makes them terrifying
TotE: I agree raptor
Lyvee: I like wookies the best
TotE: XD
raptorman: If I saw a predator I would be like. "Shit"
Lamenting_Quil: I would be like "Got a girlfriend?"
raptorman: If I saw one of the Aliens I would be like run away screaming and pray it went after someone else

Talking about the Alien and Predator franchises.

[Copper.eyes]

Chainlinc3: if you haven't seen it, that is now your job Sigh.

Sigh now has a job?
Sigh: WTF?

Copper: Ask if you get paid

Sigh: Yeah do I get paid?
Sigh: Not like hooker paid though.
Sigh: Just like underpaid overworked sales clerk?
Sigh: Which...still sounds like a hooker.
Sigh: >.<

Copper: Either way you get fucked.

Sigh: What she said!

---

Remember even if you have a "legitimate" job you're still a hooker.

[Attie]

Baker pats Attie's head
Attie feels a little better, but would still like a brownie.
<Baker>: was that a baking joke? :P
<Baker>: however, now I want a brownie
<Attie>: A baking joke?
<Attie>: Like, 'getting baked' joke?
<Attie>: I just want a chocolate fudge with walnuts brownie!
<Baker>: no
<Baker>: like
<Baker>: baking brownies joke
<Baker>: lol
<Attie>: Like, making fun of you for baking--- OHHHH
<Attie>: CAUSE YOUR NAME IS BAKER.
<Attie>: HAHAHAHA.
<Baker>: Yeah.
Attie rolls around the floor laughing.
<Baker>: dumbass.
<Baker>: lol
<Attie>: xD

[Attie]

Arie's got a pener. Said so herself.

<Mel>: Reminds me of metal shop and the guys using measuring tapes to show exactly how long they were...
<Arie>: I think I do it daily.
<Arie>: XD
<Arie>: I get so tired of that <.<

[Loki]

DRUNNKEN GLOMPS FOR EVERONE
* Gunneh sheds Loki from him.
* Mel looks around chat and decides to do something that might freak out everyone and hugs drunken Loki.

Hell has frozen over!

[Sighlent]

On the discussion of the Hospital-esque RP that we're running. XD

Sigh: Oh just so you know...you're Chief.
Attie: Buhh? Am I?
Sigh: Yes.
Attie: Lol, why for
Sigh: It's like tag and I said not it first.

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