Chat Snippets Thread!

[KineticAsparagus]

As far as I'm aware, and I have checked, there's no thread for this here. I've seen it on another forum and it's been a huge - and very funny - success. Basically, the idea is to copy and paste anything from the chatroom which you find funny or amusing into here! Make it pretty and colourful if you'd like to =P Don't bother with context if it's funnier without, either.

The first snippet:

Stion has to do forests now.
Stion hates to do forests.
Hamster: Stion, I'd offer my help if I wouldn't suck so much at it.
Stion: Can you draw a bunch of circles very close to each other?
Hamster: Well, how good should the circles be? XD
Stion: They should look vaguely circular.
Hamster: I might even be able to do that. o.o How much do you need?
Stion: I'm done already.
Hamster: Oh.

Happy snippeting!

[Fate Flyer]

XD Lol wow! That was amazing.

I really like this idea! I unfortunately don't have any chat snippets as of right now, but I look forward to eavesdropping on other's conversations hehehe.

[KineticAsparagus]

It is brilliant xD I claim no credit, I'm completely stealing it. But on this other forum (officially the most active musician's forum on the internet), it is... well, it's basically my favourite thread, it's always hilarious xD

[Hamster]

Ooh, snippet thread! And I won't have to be modding this one for inappropriate content either! XD

(I'm a mod at that musician's forum, and as it's the official forum it needs some strict rules for the unlikely event of a lawsuit against the artist for inappropriate or mature content being exposed to minors. )

[Lara]

Bwaha, way ahead of you. -has been saving funny ones since she first started going into the chat- New favorite thread ever.

Snippet #1

*** Bad joined #fogchat
Bad: Hullo.
LaraAelric: I'm definitely working on it right now.
LaraAelric: Hiya, Bad.
Weiss: Yo.
Bad: Hi. Am I interrupting something private?
Weiss: Nope.
Weiss: Crap, I should have said yes and made a whole twisted, sinister joke out of it...
Weiss: [Facepalms.]
LaraAelric: Ahahaha.
LaraAelric: Which I would have swiftly denied.
Bad: You should have. Then I would have boggled at you.
Weiss: Of course you would. Women always deny their scandalous endeavors.
LaraAelric: Of course. It's in our nature to cover our mistakes.
LaraAelric:
Weiss: Ouch, the subtle jab.
LaraAelric: I try, I try.
Weiss: Touche, touche.

Snippet #2

*** Regicidal joined #fogchat
LaraAelric: Heya, Regi! Come to join the party?
Weiss: No! He'll die!
Bad: Hullo, Reg.
LaraAelric: Shh, don't tell him that yet!
Weiss: XD
Weiss: Well, every story needs its disposable party characters.
Weiss: Welcome aboard, Reg.

[Lara]

Stion: But... all Dwarves need Scottish accents.
Stion: And be related to Elves.
Stion: Hell...
Stion: Dwarves should be a subrace of Elves...
Stion: Like it's supposed to be.
LaraAelric: So they'd be elves who got the short end of the stick?
Fee: xD
Stion: xD
Fee: I actually lolled at that xD

[Ragter the junior greeter]

Why? Why is no one talking in #fog whenever I go in there? ;-; Everyone's always idling..

anyways, really funny stuff so far guys ^_^

[Lara]

Stion: Fee.
Fee: Stion.
Stion: I edited your photo.
Stion: One second.
LaraAelric: Oh dear.
Fee: ...xD
Stion: SHOOP DA WOOP! https://2img.net/h/i353.photobucket.com/albums/r399/Gwywir/Untitled-1.gif
Stion: I got bored.
LaraAelric dies
Fee : ...xD
Fee : I lolled xD
Fee : I'm still lolling xD

[Ragter the junior greeter]

GameServ spins the bottle for Ragter and it lands on...
: Hamster!
: Kinkkkky
: Crap, is Hamster there?
: Dunno.
: I AM TALKING TO MYSELF, OH-OHO-HOH
*** Gunneh joined #fogchat
: Depends, you male or female?
: Heya Gunneh
: Does it matter?
: Yes, yes it does. XD
: Are you male or female?
: You're both male.
: SHUT UP
: DON'T RUIN IT FOR ME
: Now kiss.
Ragter kisses the other male
Hamster runs

[Lara]

GameServ spins the bottle for Ragter and it lands on...
GameServ: LaraAelric!
Ragter: Oh Laraaaaa
Ragter: Crap
Ragter: she's not there o_O
Ragter: AGAIN I SAY
GameServ spins the bottle for Ragter and it lands on...
GameServ: Hamster!

LaraAelric: mmm~
Ragter: LARA'S BACK
Ragter: You owe me a kiss, it landed on you before
Hamster: LARA! RUN!
LaraAelric: No, you redid
Ragter: damn it
Ragter: I could of kissed a female
Ragter: ;(
Ragter: If I only waited
LaraAelric: Sorry,

[Stion Gyas]

Ragter: uhh, I hope I get a female this time...
Gunneh: Don't be a bitch, Rags lol
GameServ spins the bottle for Ragter and it lands on...
GameServ Ragter!
Stion: xD
Ragter: ...

[Lara]

Stion: Ragter is the skeleton in my closet. xD

[Ragter the junior greeter]

Ragter2 is set on fire
: Well, not exactly throw...
Ragter2 rolls around on the ground
: But I can launch a match, and light it at the same time, for a goodly distance.
: God this is so hoooot
: Yes, yes it is.
Ragter2 takes clothes off and keeps rolling on the ground, even though the fire is on his clothes, not him

[Ragter the junior greeter]

<Ragter>: We want a hot lesbian kiss in here
<Anaris>: o_o
Anaris kisses Sigh just because
<Elric_Gharial>: No pics no proof
<Anaris>: XD
<Elric_Gharial>:

GameServ spins the bottle for Sighlent and it lands on...
<GameServ>: Anaris!
<Baker>: lol
<Ragter>:
<Ragter>: lol
<Sighlent>: Wow that's weird.
<Ragter>: do it again?
<Anaris>: omg!
<Anaris>: i be psychic!
<Ragter>: xD
Elric_Gharial explode-gasms
<Sighlent>: Could me.
<Sighlent>: Damn it!
Sighlent kisses Anaris tenderly.
Elric_Gharial tapes it
Anaris kisses back and blushes

[Stion Gyas]

Ragter: I finally kissed a female!

And so our Ragter became a man.

[Sighlent]

Why did it have to be me?

[Lara]

Squalleh: the smart car is the stupidest car ever to come out
LaraAelric: Aw, but it's so cute.
Squalleh: yeah if ur a girl!....nm

[Ragter the junior greeter]

Meh heh heh, why not Sighlent?

[Sighlent]

-Cries.-

Ragter's now my official stalker. Lol.

[Kalon Ordona II]

: `eightball Hello eightball. Are you happy to see me?
: Kalon: Most likely.
: Yaaay!
: `eightball Will anybody chat with me this... morning?
: Kalon: You wish.
: Aww bummer
: `eightball Well then, should I go to bed?
: Kalon: Most likely.
: Ahh, smart one you are.
: `eightball Do you ever get tired?
: Kalon: Never.
: Sweeeeet.

[Kalon Ordona II]

: `eightball Should I say "HELLO" to teh Gunneh?
: Kalon: It would take a disturbed person to even ask.
: lol
: *points at Gunneh* He did it first.
: `eightball Does Gunneh like aricraft carriers?
: Kalon: Not even on a GOOD day.
: reeeeeealleh...
: `eightball So he'd rather gun down aircraft carriers than be a gunner for one?
: Kalon: That's a question you should ask yourself.
: Hmmm... that's pretty deep. Okay, then.
: Would I rather gun down aircraft carriers than be a gunner for one?
: *thinks reeeeeeally hard*
: Um, 'ECKLE YEAH!!
: KILL THE AIRCRAFT CARRIERS!!
: um... of the enemy
: `eightball Have you ever played Heatseeker?
: Kalon: Not bloody likely.
: Well I haven't either, but IIII'm not so judgmental, you philistine.
: `eightball Do you even have a Wii?
: Kalon: It would take a disturbed person to even ask.
: `eightball Ohhhhh, you're one of THOSE people, aren't you.
: Kalon: Not bloody likely.
: Stop lying to yourself. You're a messed up person.
: `eightball Do you consider yourself open-minded?
: Kalon: Most likely.
: Well that makes things easy, I guess.
: In that case:
: `eightball What if I told you I know this really great psychologist...
: Kalon: That question is better remained unanswered.
: Well so much for the open mind.
: `eightball You're in denial. What do you say to that?
: Kalon: No.

======================
I laughed so hard. Somehow I KNEW he was going to say "No," and he did!

[Kalon Ordona II]

We should re-name this topic...
Kalon and Eightball are Friends
Kalon and his Magical Adventures in Black and White
Kalon and the Triangle of Knowledge
Kalon and the Four Heroic Gentlemen.
okay, I don't know where that last one came from.
Kalon and his Delightful Companion, the Eightball
Kalon vs. Dr. Eightball
Boring Nights: The Conversations


: this is a little random but I do love the bit in Underworld: Rise of the Lycans where the villain's daughter gets zapped by the sun
: `eightball Could you have said that a little more poetically?
: Kalon: No.
: Good.

[Kalon Ordona II]

: `eightball Since I'm emperor, should I kill all my subjects?
: Kalon: You wish.
: ugh, you know me too well.
: but that's not an answer.
: `eightball Should I?
: Kalon: NO!
: man, I never get to do ANYTHING

[Mattipus]

A conversation between me (Mighty), and my two fellow band members (Groovy and Funky).

Mighty: I'm back.
Groovy: Perfect timing! So is Francis.
*Funky has been added to the conversation*
Groovy: Oh, well look who's here...
Funky: =(
Groovy: Well speak then!
Funky: I slipped over on the way home.
Mighty: Oh cock. Are you broken?
Groovy: Lol, serves you right for going home. Real men sleep standing up on the street, and eat exhaust fumes.
Funky: And don't fold their pajamas.
Groovy: Exactly.

I don't know. I found it amusing at the time...

[Kalon Ordona II]

I can only wonder what was going on with the three of you at that time.

Hey, that reminds me of something.
This isn't from FOG, this is a relic from my days among the Mithril Knights of Evendim.
Hilarity. xD
==============

Snowflake (Lindie): "The Brand New, Big, Shining, Squeaky Clean Mithril Castle" ;P
Link (Kalon): LOL
Snowflake (Lindie): TBNBSSCMC for short =)
Link (Kalon): a little long, but I like it
Snowflake (Lindie): =)
Link (Kalon): that almost looks like roman numerals
Link (Kalon): lollol
Snowflake (Lindie): lolol
Xalonar: lol?
Link (Kalon): lol.
Link (Kalon): lol
Link (Kalon): hehehe
Xalonar: barb
Xalonar: restroom
Snowflake (Lindie): okey dokey
Link (Kalon): gotta take a nap?
Link (Kalon): gettin a little sleepy are we, Xally?
Snowflake (Lindie): huh?
Link (Kalon): restroom
Link (Kalon): get it?
Snowflake (Lindie): lol
Snowflake (Lindie): haha
Link (Kalon): oldest joke in the book
Snowflake (Lindie): =D ya
Snowflake (Lindie): lol *shakes head*
Xalonar: lol
Xalonar: fool
Link (Kalon): wha- me?
Xalonar: are yall watching TV also
Xalonar: i am watching family guy
Snowflake (Lindie): i'm watching Bleach
Link (Kalon): i'm not watching TV *sticks out tongue*
Xalonar: lol
Xalonar: u should
Snowflake (Lindie): =D
Xalonar: its good for the brain
Xalonar: ^^
Snowflake (Lindie): uh huh
Link (Kalon): LOLOL
Link (Kalon): I guess that's how you got so good at Language Arts
Link (Kalon): LOLOL
Snowflake (Lindie): lol =D
Xalonar: .........
Link (Kalon): seriously, you need some punctuation in your RPs
Snowflake (Lindie): amen
Snowflake (Lindie): *runs*
Link (Kalon): *follows*
Xalonar: grabs a spiked bat
Link (Kalon): *turns and stands ground*
Link (Kalon): *draws sword... just in case*
Xalonar: charges link
Snowflake (Lindie): *hides behind Link*
Link (Kalon): *defends Lindie... just in case*
Link (Kalon): LOL
Snowflake (Lindie): =D
Xalonar: attacks link
Xalonar: RAWR
Link (Kalon): *blocks attack with shield*
Link (Kalon): *pushes Xal back*
Xalonar: keeps attacking in a fury
Link (Kalon): *Xal staggers*
Link (Kalon): *Link pounces*
Xalonar: me? stagger? *scoffs*
Snowflake (Lindie): *gets popcorn*
Xalonar: throws bat away
Xalonar: takes out daggers
Link (Kalon): *sees popcorn, runs to vendor to get some*
Xalonar: twinkle and iceingdeath
Link (Kalon): *eats popcorn real quick... just in case*
Snowflake (Lindie): lol
Xalonar: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Link (Kalon): *draws sword again*
Link (Kalon): *runs*
Link (Kalon): *turns and stands ground*
Link (Kalon): *runs back to Lindie... just in case*
Xalonar: toss iceingdeath and charges with twinkle
Link (Kalon): *thinks of dodging iceingdeath, but that'd hit Lindie, so catches it on shield*
Xalonar: uses ultimate evasion and dash
Xalonar: ^^
Link (Kalon): *tells Lindie to run... just in case*
Xalonar: gets behind link and holds dagger at links throat
Snowflake (Lindie): you named your dagger twinkle?
Snowflake (Lindie): as in "twinkle twinkle little star"?
Xalonar: ......... not after that
Xalonar: u need to read RA Salvatore
Xalonar: Thousand Orcs
Xalonar: great book
Snowflake (Lindie): ...
Snowflake (Lindie): =D
Snowflake (Lindie): hahaha
Link (Kalon): *squeaks for help*
Link (Kalon): *calls Xal traitor*
Xalonar: whispers in links ear
Xalonar: u breath or make one more movement it will be ur last
Snowflake (Lindie): aha
Link (Kalon): *punches Xal in face*
Link (Kalon): *runs away*
Link (Kalon): *runs faster than Xal*
Link (Kalon): *runs into Goblin cave... just in case*
Snowflake (Lindie): oh good job Link, running away and leaving me alone here
Xalonar: grabs lin
Xalonar: ^^
Link (Kalon): *runs back to save Lindie*
Xalonar: i won the prize
Snowflake (Lindie): lol
Xalonar: takes lin the the bat cave
Xalonar: ^^
Snowflake (Lindie): 8-?
Link (Kalon): *gives chase*
Link (Kalon): *catches up*
Link (Kalon): *knocks Xal down*
Link (Kalon): *laughs*
Link (Kalon): *gets Lindie*
Xalonar: trips link when on ground
Xalonar: and kicks in face
Link (Kalon): *gets up and defends Lindie*
Xalonar: grabs linny and runs away
Link (Kalon): *trips Xal*
Link (Kalon): *draws sword again... just in case*
Xalonar: cuts links hand and feet off
Link (Kalon): you wish
Link (Kalon): *kills Xal with Dagger of the Gwathrim*
Link (Kalon): *laughs*
Link (Kalon): (I had one hand left)
Link (Kalon): *falls on ground almost fainted*
Xalonar: u cant kill me laughs
Snowflake (Lindie): *continues eating popcorn meanwhile*
Snowflake (Lindie): lol
Xalonar: i am one with the shadow
Xalonar: why do u think i have the name
Xalonar: shadow stalker
Link (Kalon): *begs lindie for popcorn*
Link (Kalon): *lindie's nice, so gives link some*
Link (Kalon): *link's happy*
Snowflake (Lindie): aaaw
Snowflake (Lindie): *gives Link some popcorn*
Link (Kalon): *Xal's jealous, wants popcorn real bad*
Link (Kalon): *Xal gets angry*
Xalonar: kicks the popcorn
Xalonar: in air
Xalonar: and makes a big mess
Snowflake (Lindie): he kicked my popcorn
Snowflake (Lindie): i was gonna give you some as well, but you kicked it
Link (Kalon): *Valar come and save Link, giving him new hands and legs*
Snowflake (Lindie): lolol
Link (Kalon): *Link gets up. Defends Lindie, especially since gave him popcorn*
Xalonar: makes shadow copies of himself
Link (Kalon): *buys popcorn for Lindie*
Link (Kalon): *buys some for self*
Link (Kalon): *Link and Lindie escape Xally for a while*
Xalonar: *they all speak at once: “Can u defend urself from 12 of me when u were having
trouble with one?” *
Xalonar: Charges
Link (Kalon): *kills all fake Xallies*
Link (Kalon): *warns Xal to back off or else*
Link (Kalon): *Gandalf shows up behind Lindie, who's behind Link*
Link (Kalon): *Xal sees and is scared like little baby*
Link (Kalon): *Gandalf laughs*
Xalonar: grabs the one ring
Link (Kalon): *Xal dies like Gollum. Link happy*


And the story ends.

Link’s version: Link gets Lindie, and they live happily ever after.

The End.

[Kalon Ordona II]

: `eightball Should I go post in Aura: Daughter of Light?
: Kalon: Definitely.
: thought so
: `eightball Will Eternity kill me if I don't?
: Kalon: Over my dead body.
: awwwwww xD

[Guest]

Kaedai>: `eightball are you gay?!
GameServ>: Kaedai: I'd like to think so.
Kaedai>: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
DJ_Agenda>: `eightball do i rock or what?
GameServ>: DJ_Agenda: You wish.
DJ_Agenda>: lmfao!
Kaedai>: AHAHAHAHAHAHa
Kaedai>: `eightball, are you gay for DJ?
DJ_Agenda>: no comma
Kaedai>: ahh damn
Kaedai>: Forgot
Kaedai>: `eightball are you gay for DJ?
GameServ>: Kaedai: Absolutely yes!
DJ_Agenda>: ....
Kaedai>: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DJ_Agenda>: `eightball can you get away from me now?
GameServ>: DJ_Agenda: Of course!
DJ_Agenda>:
Kaedai>: `eightball ARE you going to get away from DJ?
GameServ>: Kaedai: Not bloody likely.
DJ_Agenda>: OH FUCK YOU EIGHTBALL!

[Guest]

DJ_Agenda>: `eightball will you die of cancer one day?
GameServ>: DJ_Agenda: Not bloody likely.
DJ_Agenda>: `eightball will you die of AIDS then?
GameServ>: DJ_Agenda: Absolutely yes!
DJ_Agenda>: ....
DJ_Agenda>: `eightball will you get them from me?
Kaedai>: >.>
GameServ>: DJ_Agenda: Yes, yes, yes, and yes again.
DJ_Agenda>: ......
DJ_Agenda>: ............................................
DJ_Agenda>: OH FUCK!
Kaedai>: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kaedai>: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest]

So...according to the last two posts...the 8-ball is actually gay?

[Kalon Ordona II]

Stion: Post in 5.
Kalon: 4
Kalon: 3
Kalon: 2
Stion: Or 10.
Kalon: 9
Stion: Minutes.
Kalon: aww drat

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