Re: Chat Snippets Thread!

[Kaito]

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(02:38:39) Kaito: wtf
(02:38:52) Kaito: three pages of people joining/leaving and not one comment inbetween
(02:38:55) Kaito: o.o

[Attie]

<Gunneh>: AND I WILL STRIKE YOU
<Attie>: I'm pregnant!

=O

(Totally out of context and misleading. Disclaimer: Gunneh doesn't hit preggo womenz. It was just funny!)

[Gunneh]

I would NEVER hit deh mamaburr. ESPECIALLY when my nephew is deh babby in deh belleh.

[Loki]

<Arie> "Baby, baby! I made one hundred dollars, bought a one dollar and eighty cent toothbrush, and a stick of two dollar deoderant, and I plan on buying ----------lists things------------ to help with groceries, . What is X, how much money will remain, and what is the square root of my debt?
<Arie> "
<Arie> <--- exaggerated
<Arie> but I suck so hard at math.
<Kaito> the square root of your debt? xD
<Xv_Loki_vX> That's how america can solve the national debt, find the root of it and pay that
<Xv_Loki_vX> =P
<Weiss> Loki, I don't think taking the square root of America's debt would make it anymore payable than it is now. Besides, national debt is a fictional item. It never goes away because it's constantly shifting back and forth. No one ever pays anything. They're used used as favor waivers.
<Weiss> just used*
<Weiss> "America, you owe us thirty-trillion dollars. Bomb this country." "YES, MASTAH! *nuke*"
<Kaito> lawl
<Arie> National debt is silly because people always think its so bad, but a lot of developed countries are in debt, especially to America, and its a cycle
<Arie> countries pay each other in money they don't have
<Kaito> every country is in debt
<Arie> then complain about not having it.
<Kaito> financial crisis etc
<Weiss> Actually, there aren't many countries that are indebted to America anymore. It's quite the opposite these days. = _ =
* Arie thanks god we're out of logarithmaticalvariationequationmath.
<Weiss> We waste too much time on non-profit ventures...
<Kaito> well germany is
<Arie> relaly?
<Arie> really*
<Arie> wow.
<Arie> <.<
* Arie moves to Italy
* Arie comes back to poor debt-filled america for loki
<Kaito> we're making around 10 million€ of debts per year :3
<Weiss> I'll put it this way. The countries that /are/ indebted to us are the ones that don't have anything to pay us back with.
<Arie> hahaha.
<Weiss> It's like getting an IOU from an illegal immigrant on welfare.
* Xv_Loki_vX knows little of the economy thing. "Still, i'd much rather owe $3,000,000 in favors rather than $7,000,000,000,000 in favors
<Weiss> You can pretty much give up on getting paid.
* Kaito goes and plays with his balls

Kaito discovers the secret to curing economic woes...

[Eternity]

Kaito: GOOGLE BALLS

>_>
<_<

*Goes to google "Balls"*

<Arie> I'm laughing so hard.
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<Arie> Kaito you see it?
<Arie> I googled balls for you ;
<Arie>
<Xv_Loki_vX> and for herself
<Xv_Loki_vX> It was a mutual win
<Xv_Loki_vX> =P
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<Xv_Loki_vX> XD
<Arie> LOLZ
<Arie> Lara's thought train "Oh God not again" *leaves*

[Kaito]

(22:44:40) ***Xv_Loki_vX Loki|Away
(22:45:22) Xv_Loki_vX is now known as Loki|Away
(22:45:25) Loki|Away: there we go
(22:48:14) Arie: <_<
(22:48:18) Arie: that man...
(22:48:22) Arie: he is quite amazing >_>

[Copper.eyes]

Copper: Could I hire any of you to kill my EX...>_>
Copper tries to look innocent.

Quaker: how much, where, with what weapon, intentional or accident, what time, and clean or messy?
Quaker: ...
Quaker: I mean...no?

Copper: Lol

Mel: Depends on if I can keep the organs.

Quaker: Damn it Mel!
Quaker: We agreed, if I do the killing, their won't be any organ harvesting
Quaker: *there

Mel: And since when did you feel it safe to take me on my word?
Mel: Loyalless bastard, remember?

Quaker: Wait...you're right!
Quaker pulls out pistol and promptly shoots Mel
Quaker: Pre-emptive measure my good sir

Mel looks down at the hole in his chest.
Mel: Good thing I did that ritual last week.

Quaker: Oh, right
Quaker kicks over candles, dead cat head, and Justin Beiber
Quaker: Ritual OVA!

Mel: Justin Beiber? Gods no! I would never use such a pathetic runt for a ritual.
Mel: Nor would I use a dead cat.
Mel: You ser, no nothing of the dark arts!

Quaker: Actually, I only put him in there just so I could kick him

Mel: Oh, well that works.

Quaker: As for the dead cat head, it was on my neighbors lawn

Mel: Good job with the kick, by the way.

Quaker: Thank you
Quaker: It sent him all the way...to...the top...
Quaker: FUCK!

Mel: lol...

[Eternity]

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: <.<
: >.>
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... Interesting.

[Guest]

<Shadow_M>: Startled any witches today, Quaker?
<Quaker>: -_-
<Quaker>: I'M A BADASS!
raptorman looks for a witch to burn
<raptorman>: Quaker, find me a witch
<Quaker>: not that kind of witch Raptor
<raptorman>: Awwww
raptorman puts away his flamethrower

Edited for ease of reading.

[Sighlent]

As we all know Mel has like 50 million nicknames, one being Mushu whilst the other (a nickname I gave him) is Melanoma.

Sigh: I'll sleep when I'm dead.
Mushu: ^^
Mushu: That can be arranged.
Mushu: Just let me know when and I'll spread.
Mushu nods.
Mushu: That sounds so fucking wrong...
Mushu facepalms.

[Guest]

Mel: My hair, by nature, is very flammable. I never go anywhere without a source to extinguish the flames
Mel: You short haired people will never understand.
Quaker: I never go anywhere without something to start a fire
Quaker: ...
Plaguewalker: I'm a ginger. I can't put my hair out

Hair... fire... threats... things...

[Eternity]

Connection terminated. Skynet thanks you for your assistance in this matter.


It's a girl's night



Quaker>: we have hit the gossip girls stage XD
Xv_Loki_vX>: I was soooo lost
Arie>: lmfao
** Manda is now known as SquallehandManda
SquallehandManda>: hey people
Xv_Loki_vX>: Speaking of, Quaker, those shoes... are just fabulous
Quaker>: I KNOW!
Quaker>: They were on SALE!
Arie>: XD
Arie>: Talking about fab shoes
Quaker>: do it
SquallehandManda>: do it
Quaker>: do it do it do it do it do it
Shadow_M>: Hey Squall
Mel>: Jesus Christ... Sodomized
Shadow_M>: Welcome to group ranting
Plaguewalker>: Quaker, I saw a pair of pumps today, and I thought "MY GOD. QUAKER WOULD DIE FOR THESE."
Mel>: That'd be a good one.
Mel>: lol
Arie>: my cat ate my 1 dollar flip flops
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Shadow_M>: Have a seat over there
Quaker>: I SO WOULD!
Plaguewalker>: THEY WERE MAGENTA. I think it'd bring out your eyes
Plaguewalker>: XD
Quaker>: Eh, I prefer turquiose
Xv_Loki_vX>: and pumps would totally accent your hips
Arie>: I found some olive Mary Janes Plague, and they made me think you so badly
Plaguewalker>: Op.
Quaker>: and my eyeshadow!
** Gunneh joined #FOG
Plaguewalker>: Point for Loki
Plaguewalker>: GUNNEH
Mel>: Quaker... did you get that eyeshadow from the cabinet?
DigiMuse>: Gunneh!
Plaguewalker>: I SAW THE SUPPORT BRA YOU WERE AFTER
Shadow_M>: Oh mai
Quaker>: ...depends...
Xv_Loki_vX gasps
SquallehandManda>: i fucking knew it
Quaker>: You took it first, didn't you Plague
Plaguewalker>: Of course
Arie>: For plague: (a pair of six inch platform ''dancer'' heels, in black)
Quaker>: FUCK YOU!
Plaguewalker>: I need the support.
Plaguewalker>: Arie. I'm 6'0 already.
Xv_Loki_vX>: Oooh, for the plague bringer on the go
Shadow_M busts up laughing
Quaker>: OMG Plague...those spell your name
Plaguewalker>: >.>
Arie>: For Loki: (six inch heels with clear bottoms bedazzled to read "PET")
Plaguewalker>: I JUST HAVE TO BE SEVEN
Quaker>: I like the "Pet" on the side
Xv_Loki_vX blushes "Oh stop."
Quaker>: very stylish
Quaker waits for his to be something incredibly embarrasing
Gunneh>: [23:49:43] I SAW THE SUPPORT BRA YOU WERE AFTER <--- teh fuck?
Mel>: Elevated boots are hard enough to walk in at first, I don't want to imagine what stiletto heels are like. <.<
Shadow_M>: They suck Mel
Shadow_M>: They suck
Plaguewalker>: Quaker.
Plaguewalker>: I saw an outfit.
Plaguewalker>: And it screams you
Plaguewalker>: Wanna see?
Quaker>: I'm kind of scared too, but sure
Plaguewalker>: some freaky mess
Plaguewalker>: >.>
Xv_Loki_vX>: Gunneh, know what would look good on you? A smile
Quaker>: you know what...
Quaker>: I fuckin hate you
Plaguewalker>: XD
Shadow_M>: >.>
Shadow_M>: XD
Arie>: Quaker: (Light up "Dancer" heels)
Shadow_M>: XD
Shadow_M>: XD
Plaguewalker wins the game!
Gunneh>: .....
Arie>: they light up
Arie>: just like your personality quaker <3
Xv_Loki_vX>: Quaker, they'll add star power to your smashing
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Plaguewalker>: D'awww
Gunneh>: What the fuck is going on in here tonight??
Quaker>: how can I compete with a transexual transvestite from translvanya (Slaughtered that word)
Mel>: Star power? Fuck, if Quaker gets a mushroom we're all screwed.
Plaguewalker>: Could do the time warp
Plaguewalker>: >.>
Shadow_M is dying of laughter
Gunneh>: Transylvania*
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Xv_Loki_vX>: Mel... was that innuendo for something?
Elric lost the game
Quaker>: STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Mel>: ... Mario, Loki. >.>
Quaker>: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWER
Arie>: Gunneh, take me to the Mile High Club anytime : (Sexy Air Force costume for gun gun)
Xv_Loki_vX>: ...... if you say so
Plaguewalker>: >.>
Gunneh>: ....
Plaguewalker>: Gunneh could rock it
Gunneh>: WHAT
Plaguewalker>: XD
Gunneh>: THE
Quaker>: Gunneh, that suit would accent your legs perfectly
Gunneh>: FUCK
Gunneh>: HAVE
Gunneh>: I
Gunneh>: WALKED
Gunneh>: INTO?
Plaguewalker>: We were bitching before
Quaker>: Someone isn't comfortable with his sexuality
Quaker>: XD
Plaguewalker>: And now we're just making fun of each other
Mel>: We already knew that, Quaker.
Gunneh>: I'm quite comfortable with my sexuality
Quaker>: fuck you mel XD
Plaguewalker>: Point fer Mel
Shadow_M is giddily happy right now
Gunneh>: I flaunt it on a daily basis, remember?
Shadow_M skips in circles
Gunneh>: There's a tally on how many times I mention females.
Gunneh>: And yes, that get-up would suit my legs rather nicely.
Xv_Loki_vX>: Quaker announced that it was girly gossip time, so we went from there
Quaker>: at least fifty times daily, plus another forty on weekends
Gunneh>: I also have a very shapely ass, just so you know.
Plaguewalker>: And if you talk to one, Dear god, we lose track
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Gunneh>: I'd rock that.
Plaguewalker>: XD
Xv_Loki_vX>: I have a rockin' as that never quits
Quaker>: I have a rock
Xv_Loki_vX>: ass*
Quaker>: thanks for the assist Loki XD
Gunneh>: I'm what floats the boat.
Gunneh>: I'm the motion of the ocean.
Arie>: Quaker: (A man pouch of leather... I think)
Gunneh>: I am a sex /GOD/
Arie>: they match your shoes
Mel>: Your the giant fat ass that jumped into the ocean, Gunneh?
Plaguewalker>: That implies you have it
Mel>: You're*
Plaguewalker>: XD
Quaker>: XDDDD
Gunneh>: Touche, Mel.
Gunneh>: Also
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Quaker>: "Come on, feel my abs!" XDDDDD
Gunneh>: I HAVE SEX
Arie coughs.
Gunneh>: I'm just in the middle of a dry spell....
Gunneh>: Okay.
Gunneh>: More like a drought.
Mel>: Mhm. And this is supposed to wound me... how? Nice try.
Arie>: Your manhood is dusty
Gunneh>: But still.
Shadow_M>: AW
Elric>: Arie: LOL
Shadow_M>: PLAGUE'S RUINING MY FUN
Quaker>: SLAM!
Shadow_M points at him!
Gunneh>: Is not, Arie
Plaguewalker>: Me?
Plaguewalker>: Bah
Gunneh>: I polished it this morning
Plaguewalker>: I'm just a creature of the night.
Elric>: Quick, Quaker!
Elric>: SMAH
Elric>: SMASH*
Elric>: Quacker smah?
Xv_Loki_vX>: Like a prositute
Gunneh>: ^
Quaker>: Smash, right now?
Quaker>: Nah
Elric>: Like a boss.
Plaguewalker>: So, unlike Gunneh, I get sex, and money.
Gunneh>: Plaguewalker = Cornerwalker?
Plaguewalker>: Delightful.
Plaguewalker>: =P
Gunneh>: HEY
Arie>: For Plague: (Sexy maid costume) <-- With the caption "Make me a Sammich Bitch"
Gunneh>: I HAVE A JOB
Xv_Loki_vX>: They prefer the term "accountant of the night"
Quaker>: Plague...
Plaguewalker>: HEY.
Plaguewalker>: Maids dust.
Quaker>: MAKE ME A SAMMISH BITCH!
Shadow_M giggles
Plaguewalker>: No make sammich
Gunneh>: Bitches be crazy.
Gunneh>: That's all I have to say.
Arie>: Do you speak spanish too plague?
Arie>: Oye como va?
Arie>: lol
Arie doesn't speak spanish and doesn't know what she just said
Plaguewalker>: No. I speak INTERWEBZ
Xv_Loki_vX>: Dare I ask what my outfit would look like?
Quaker>: How about you dust all the waaaay down there XD
Elric>: Oye coma va, benito
Plaguewalker>: LOL NOOB FAG
Elric>: oye como va
Elric>: something else to
Gunneh>: OMGWTFBBQ?
Plaguewalker>: 1337 sklz
Quaker>: I just had a terrifying though...
Quaker>: 8thought
Quaker>: *thought
Quaker>: and a spell fail
Quaker>: twice
Shadow_M>: Yes?
Elric>: lolomgwtgdairyqueenlolomgbbtheq
Plaguewalker>: Oh
Gunneh>: Oh please, Plague
Gunneh>: Arie's stockpiling these already
Mel>: Or, pretty sure he doesn't since I've likely pissed him off more than once.
Gunneh>: In her bank
Plaguewalker>: Well, yes, but she's a she
Xv_Loki_vX>: Plague: You say that like it won't end up in the chat snippets
Plaguewalker>: And, nothing againest gays, but I refuse to be their fap ticket.
Quaker>: DON'T DO IT LOKI!
Plaguewalker>: If you do, I'll make red come after your unborn children!
Quaker>: If this ended up in chat snippets, all of our reputations as badasses, killers, and enders of worlds would be replaced by maid outfits, stockings, and high heels

[Sighlent]

I don't know why but this made me lolalot. XD

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19:01 CrazyHobo ...
19:03 raptorman Greetings crazyhobot
19:03 raptorman crazyhobo*
19:03 CrazyHobo I am not a hobot!
19:05 raptorman what is a hobot?
19:05 raptorman A misspelling of hobbit?
19:07 Xv_Loki_vX a robotic ho
19:07 raptorman Ah
19:07 raptorman lol
19:07 CrazyHobo no a robotic hobo
19:08 Xv_Loki_vX Wouldn't that be a robo?
19:08 CrazyHobo ...maybe

[Chainlinc3]

Dunno why, but I just looked at this and laughed REALLY hard.

Plaguemon FLIP KICKS THE CAN
Daxy|posting: TRY HARDER
Plaguemon: FUCK YEAH.
Daxy|posting: NO THE CAN
Daxy|posting: LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE
Daxy|posting: CREATIVITY IS EVERYWHERE
Plaguemon: GO FUCKING POST.

[Chainlinc3]

At Rie's request I present:

Rie: Jealous that you got to talk to Red
Cinny: I am actually talking to her right now...
Cinny: :l
Rie: I get random hard ons, I think thats almost the same. How ever I'll pretend i didn't say that
Rie: because you girls tend to get really bitchy

Yes, Red. Talking with you is like getting random hard ons. >.>

[Chainlinc3]

Chainlinc3 : GAH ARIE HAS COLOR-TEXT
Chainlinc3 : ILLEGAL
Chainlinc3 : DELAY OF GAME
Chainlinc3 : MINUS FIVE YATDS
Chainlinc3 : *YARDS
Arie : YATDS?
Chainlinc3 : >.<
Arie : LMAPO

[Eternity]

<Quaker|Evil_Dead>: You can't kick my ass!
<Arie>: unless you're extremely tall
<Arie>: and I'm a tall woman as is
<Arie>: you cannot avoids ma boot
<Mel>: I remember a girl who said that once.
<Mel>: She was always kicking people.
<Mel>: Amusingly thing.
<Mel>: She NEVER was able to kick me.
<Mel>: Something would always happen and end up with her hurting herself.
<Mel>: It was great.
<Arie>: lol
<Mel>: And yes, I realize that is a dick comment.
<CrazyHobo>: Because you are a ninja, Mel.
<Arie>: you have a superstitious ass
<Mel>: ... I'm torn between who had the better explaination.
<Mel>: I think Arie might get it just for creative points.
<Arie>: if you aim at mel's ass, you might as well be walking under a ladder, or crossing a black cat

[Gunneh]

[00:15:55] * Plaguewalker pulls out a Gnasher Shotgun
[00:16:03] (Plaguewalker) Your arch enemy!
[00:16:07] (Plaguewalker) XD
[00:16:10] (Gunneh) FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
[00:16:28] * Plaguewalker shoots Gunneh
[00:16:39] * Gunneh is downed.
[00:16:46] (Plaguewalker) Wait. Who's the Lea-oh wait.
[00:16:51] (Plaguewalker) Gunneh has the star
[00:16:53] (Plaguewalker) He's the leader
[00:17:05] * Plaguewalker throws Gunneh in an Imulsion pit
[00:17:11] * Gunneh taps A and-
[00:17:15] * Gunneh dies.
[00:17:26] (Plaguewalker) XD

Gears of War jokes. I love them...when they're not aimed at me...

[Loki]

<Xv_Loki_vX> Quaker!
<Arie> XD
<Arie> It's just us three!
<Arie> THREE.
<Arie> some.
<Arie> lol
<Xv_Loki_vX> XD
<Xv_Loki_vX> I don't think quaker is even paying attention
* Arie auto-threesomes quaker
<Xv_Loki_vX> lmao
<Xv_Loki_vX> Quaker gets raped
<Xv_Loki_vX> OH SNAP!
<Xv_Loki_vX> QUAKER!
<Arie> QUAKER
<Arie> GET A WHEEL CHAIR
<Xv_Loki_vX> I'M TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE A MOOGLE CHARACTER IN MAJOR TOM!
<Arie> I'm going to put you into it.
<Arie> Oh no.
* Arie chokes.
<Xv_Loki_vX> MOOOOOOOOOOGLE!
* Xv_Loki_vX squees and runs off
<Arie> ...
<Arie> Did you just...
<Arie> squee?
<Arie> are you /drunk/?
<Xv_Loki_vX> It's a Moogle, squeeing is required by Final Fantasy law
<Arie> I agree.
<Arie> but you didn't answer my drunk question.
<Arie> lmao
<Xv_Loki_vX> No, I am entirely sober
<Arie> XD
<Arie> that makes one of us.
<Arie> LMAO Jk
<Xv_Loki_vX> XD
<Xv_Loki_vX> Think quaker passed out?
<Arie> I think he did
<Arie> that's too bad though.
<Arie> I take sleeping as a sign of consent.
<Arie> LMAO
<Xv_Loki_vX> XD
<Xv_Loki_vX> Well, he /isn't/ saying no
<Arie> I KNOW
<Arie> thank you, someone who understands my logic.
<Arie> Lmao
<Xv_Loki_vX> XD
* Arie glomps loki
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<Quaker> >.>
<Quaker> <.<
<Quaker> WTF?
<Xv_Loki_vX> Ello
<Quaker> ^ wtf was that?
<Xv_Loki_vX> Me saying hi
<Quaker> Above that smartass
<Xv_Loki_vX> You saying wtf
<Quaker> >.O
<Xv_Loki_vX> XD

[Loki]

<Xv_Loki_vX> Wow, they're all coming out of the woodwork now. Half an hour ago I was alllllll alone in here.
<DigiMuse> Hi Hi. ")
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<Gunneh> ?
<Xv_Loki_vX> O_o
<DigiMuse> You scared them off, Loki
<Xv_Loki_vX> What can I say, sometimes I'm just too awesome for my own good.
<Xv_Loki_vX> It intimidates people from time to time
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<Xv_Loki_vX> ^ See
<Xv_Loki_vX> It's both a gift and a curse really.

[Kalon Ordona II]

^ That one's funny, but the previous one just about had me in stitches!

[Guest]

Attie hugs Quaker, "I'm sorry. I'm not picking on you. I promise."
Arie jumps on Quaker's shoulders and begins to run her fingers madly through his hair.
Attie: Wow.
Attie: You got a hug and potential pre-sex.
Attie: You should be a happy man.
Arie: He's giving me head, just not in a sexual way.
Arie: XD
Quaker: >.>
Quaker: To think...all I wanted was to kill zombies

I thought this was really cute. ^.^

[Sighlent]

Arie: What the hell are we talking about?
Mel: Sigh shooting off my genitals.
Arie: Wow.

[Loki]

<CrazyHobo> Who is the kid with the rape face
<Elric_Gharial> That would be me

[Eternity]

Plaguewalker imagines Darth Snuggles facing Jedi Master Cuddles
Plaguewalker nods

[Kalon Ordona II]

That makes a weird kind of sense... :>

[Sighlent]

Elric: Man... the IRC is a dysfunctional group
Mel:
Mel: Dysfunctional?
Mel: What IRC are you in?
Mel: This is a happy, loving family!
Mel: Aside from the fact I hate you.
Mel: But I love everyone else.
Mel: More or less...
Mel: Not really... <.<
Sigh: He loves me.
Elric: Quaker has his anger problem, Plague is hellbent on destroying the world, you and sigh are..... yeah. Gunneh's a lovesick puppy dog, and Arie is Arie.
Elric: We're fucked up

[xraineyesx]

Rainy: But isn't that the point to be a dick or to not be a dick? Or sporadically be a dick?
Chainlinc3: well, yes, but some games give it more depth than just being a dick or not.
Plaguewalking: No. It's about saving the universe and getting laid in the process.
Plaguewalking: SOMETIMES WITH ALIENS.

Rainy wonders how one saves the universe and has sex with hot alien babes at the same time.
Kait>: ITS TOTALLY POSSIBLY
Kaito: POSSIBLE*
Plaguewalking: Rainy...
Plaguewalking>: Sometimes, if you're a girl, you can do alien men
Plaguewalking: One of whom's bodily fluids can kill you


This is how FOG spends its IRC time... Glorious.

[Shadow Moonseye]

Quaker: I ain't serving no coffee to butt-probing invaders from space!
Mel: Something like that.
Mel: Hahaha

[Aya MacArthur]

I am going to edit this for relevance:

GameServ spins the bottle for Aya_M and it lands on...
GameServ: Mel!
Mel: ...
Aya_M: Haha
Mel: <.<
Mel: >.>
Aya_M waits for Mel to look at her.
Mel drifts into a Tristania induced coma.
Aya_M goes and sits on Mel's lap, kissing him lightly.
Mel dies.

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