The things you miss when you don't come to the IRC chat!

[Weiss]

WARNING: The following is a blatant advertisement for the FOG IRC channel, which can be accessed via the Chat Room link on the forum's navigation bar.
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<Weiss>: In other news, I'm bored out of my skull right now... =_=
<Weiss>: I keep thinking I should try to spark up a roleplay in Caligo, but... I just can't seem to figure out what to center it around.
Weiss does a random 'tuck and roll' and throws a stun grenade.
Ferrous dodges out of the way, dons his power armor in a whirlwind of Chaos energy.
Weiss performs a quirky transformation dance and is mysteriously encased by a battle suit with glowy lights and armor plating!
<Weiss>: Is Iron Man out on DVD yet?
<Ferrous>: Been out.
<Ferrous>: Couple months at least, mate.
<Weiss>: Good. Had the sudden desire to watch it.
Ferrous fires his autocannon/pom-pom, two pounds shells banging out in clouds of chordite.
Weiss dives into a conveniently placed bunker, pulling the pin on a grenade, wrought from the nothingness of Spontaneous Materialization, and throwing it through the gap in the front of the shelter.
<Weiss>: In retrospect, a suit with lots of flashy lights and no weapons isn't so useful after all...
Ferrous advances through the cloud of shrapnel and vapor, autocannon never ceasing with steady report. Shells fly through the air to explode against the bunker's walls, tearing great chunks from the structure.
Weiss hoists a carbine, again wrought from sheer willpower, and circles around the back of the bunker, placing the structure between himself and the charging enemy. He lunges out from behind the construct, pulling the trigger to a chorus of clicking! ...
Weiss having forgotten to load the carbine, he tosses out another stun grenade and dives for cover behind a random wall!
Weiss shoves a comma into place after his name and scrubs away the "he" in the second half of the statement.
Ferrous laughs at his foe's foolishness, stepping forward once more without even flinching at the grenades detonation. Scanning the wall with his in-helmet auspex, he locates Weiss' position, opening fire once more in a hail of explosions.
Weiss locks a magazine into place, having ensured that it contained bullets!, and draws a few deep breaths, preparing to meet his foe head-on. He dives and rolls into the open, pushing himself up and forward into a steady run while firing at the enemy. The bullets bounce off, small rubber capsules falling to the floor! ...
<Ferrous>: Leaving in a few, at the library and my time's running down.
Weiss pulls the pin on another grenade and--!
<Weiss>: Oh...
<Weiss>: Alright then...
Weiss nonchalantly tosses the grenade over his shoulder.
Ferrous targets his now exposed foe, pulling the heavy trigger of his pom-pom. But, it is to no avail, since after all the firing and blazing away, he has run out of ammunition. Dropping it, he yanks a chainsword from his harness, thumbing it into life with a scream of tortured, blood-hungry metal.
<Ferrous>: I said in a few. Could be 20 minutes.
<Weiss>: Ah... then have at ye!
Weiss responds to the challenge by brandishing a mighty lance, pulled from this convenient dimension in which he seems to reside.
Weiss pushes a button near the base of the lance, causing the forward tip to start spinning in a drill-like fashion.
Ferrous thunders forward, his every step a shake of the earth, his sword raised in both hands, prepared to sweep down and in.
<Ferrous>: BTW, not undisciplined, more like crusader-style swordsmanship. Just so there's no confusion.
<Weiss>: XD Understood.
Weiss pulls the shaft of his lance tightly to his side, bolstering the weapon as he mirrors the charge. The spiraling tip rips through the air, prepared to strike at the opponent's center and grind his innards to mush!
Weiss managed to form an image of the agitator in a washing machine out of that...
Ferrous brings his sword to bear against the lance, his blade screaming towards the area just behind the whirling head in an attempt to knock it aside. The Traitor Legionnaire's superior speed and strength, aided by his powered armor, is sure to prevail!
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<Ferrous>: Sup, baker?
<Ferrous>: Baker.
<Ferrous>: Sorry.
<Baker>: hello.
Weiss feels the weight of the sword's strike and readily gives in to the opposing force. The lance is knocked aside, but he uses the momentum to continue the spin, centrifugal force adding more and more momentum to the broad shaft of his lance's conic 'blade'. The weapon threatens to greet the sword-wielder's side if uninterrupted!
<Weiss>: Welcome back, Baker. :x
<Baker>: thank you
<Weiss>: You're just in time to see what will likely be the last few exchanged blows of the semi-futuristic chain-sword wielding artilleryman and the klutzy, semi-futuristic, lance-wielding guy!
<Baker>: >.<''
Ferrous spins in turn, the lance head's side skittering against his armor and away. Pirrouetting violently, the Aspiring Champion brings his foot around in a roundhouse to Weiss' head. (As in, about to impact_
<Ferrous>: )
<Ferrous>: G2g.
<Weiss>: Dast!
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See, people? These are the things you miss out on when you don't come to the IRC!

It all started with a stun grenade...

[Ragter the junior greeter]

3 letters Weiss, 3 letters.

WTF

xD

[Sunni Ookami]

Sunni: `spin
GameServ spins the bottle for Sunni and it lands on...
GameServ>: Baker!
Baker>: and that goes straight to my new laptop fund >.>
Baker>: Oh, I was spun on
Sunni>: Oh, no!
Sunni>: Not you!
Baker>: >.<'
Baker>: Baker pouts
Sunni>: ):
Weiss>: What? >.>
Sunni>: `spins
Weiss is confused.
Sunni>: `spin
Sunni>: Woops
GameServ spins the bottle for Sunni and it lands on...
GameServ>: Sunni!
Sunni>: o_o;
Sunni>: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME D:
Weiss>: That would be interesting... XD
Baker>: owned
Baker>: `spin
GameServ spins the bottle for Baker and it lands on...
GameServ>: Sunni!
Baker>: Damn.
Sunni>: >_>;
Weiss>: You guys are just meant for each other.
Weiss>: Accept it...
Baker>: >.<'
Sunni>: Geez, GameServ
Baker>: No.
Sunni>: `spin
GameServ spins the bottle for Sunni and it lands on...
GameServ>: Inconnu!
Sunni>: Doesn't count
Sunni>: `spin
GameServ spins the bottle for Sunni and it lands on...
GameServ>: Inconnu!
Sunni>: KJSLNDMH;'
Weiss>: `eightball Are Sunni and Baker meant to be together?
Weiss>: ...
Sunni>: ...
Weiss>: ... ...
Weiss>: Seems I'm being ignored.
Sunni>: `eightball Are Sunni and Baker meant to be together?
GameServ>: Sunni: Without a doubt.
Sunni>: FML
Baker>: >.<'
Weiss>: See?
Baker>: Owned Weiss
Weiss>: The eightball is all-knowing.
Baker>: and Sunni, <3 you too

[Inerio]

: Because we all have sexual tension towards me.

: Even me has sexual tension towards me.

: Oh that's fun to walk in on.

: Except for me of course, because I'm just that good.

[Kalon Ordona II]

Weiss having forgotten to load the carbine, he tosses out another stun grenade and dives for cover behind a random wall!
Weiss shoves a comma into place after his name and scrubs away the "he" in the second half of the statement.

I LOV-- I mean... I GLOMP you!
I was thinking the exact same thing while reading the first sentence, and then I read that second bit, and... and...

[Sunni Ookami]

Inerior:

QUICK, SUNNI!!

GET ON MY HELIKOTOR!!

Inerior gets on helikotor

[Ragter the junior greeter]

..You guys are really insane, you know that?

[Inerio]

Here's another gem. XD

*** Weiss joined #fogchat

: GO AWAY

: When the day comes that I feel the need to listen to you, I'll simply kill myself instead.

: Then I'll copulate with your corpse.

: Well then, I thank God I won't be around for it.

: Yeah, I thought the same thing.

: ... What?

[Sighlent]

Inerio>: I've told someone I was shooting a movie once.
Firefeather>: They buy it?
Inerio>: Yeah
Inerio>: XD
Inerio>: I was like
Inerio>: "Yeah, Tim Burton's new movie!"
Sighlent>: Everytime someone says something I know to be false I like spatting out 'And I'm the Queen of England!'
Inerio>: And they were like
Inerio>: "Oh my god! Cool!"
Inerio>: "Sweeney todd?"
Inerio>: "Yeah, that."
Firefeather>: XDD
Firefeather>: ...
Sighlent>: Inerio: 'Yeah, and I often blow Johnny Depp in wardrobe.'
Inerio>: I would
Inerio>: >>
Inerio>: >>
Sighlent>: Who wouldn't?
Firefeather>: XDD!
Sighlent>: My husband's straight and even he would!
Inerio>: I don't know if I could look at myself in the mirror after it
Inerio>: I'd be like
Ferrous>: I wouldn't!!!
Inerio>: Great, I've sucked Johnny Depp
Firefeather>: Pfft.
Sighlent>: Lol.
Inerio>: 's cock**
Inerio>: Now what?
Firefeather>: XDD
Firefeather>: You can work your way up.
Inerio>: There's no point!
Firefeather>: ...
Sighlent>: You know he left someone like a 5 grand tip at a restaurant a few weeks back?
Inerio>: What's in it for me!?
Firefeather>: ...
Inerio>: Would he be like
Sighlent>: Would you do it for 5 grand?
Inerio>: OH
Firefeather>: You really want to know?
Inerio>: nice blow
Inerio>: five grand
Inerio>: that's terrible
Ferrous>: Oh, crap, he's turning into one of those hedonist actors!
Firefeather>: XDD
Inerio>: Then I'm a prostitute
Sighlent>: Would you?
Inerio>: I'd just have sex with him at that point.
Sighlent>: Lol.
Firefeather>: Sounds about right.
Ferrous>: I already said I wouldn't.
Inerio>: At least then
Inerio>: I could get pregnant by popping a hole in the condom
Sighlent>: LMAO.
Firefeather>: Damn!
Inerio>: And then profiting off the incident.
Sighlent>: Most men actually can tell when they break.
Firefeather>: Nice.
Firefeather>: XDD
Inerio>: SHH
Sighlent>: My hubby always could when we were still dating.
Inerio>: HE'D BE DRUNK
Sighlent>: Oh...ok.
Firefeather>: XDD!
Inerio>: XD
Sighlent>: Make's plausible sense.
Inerio>: And then I'd get his wife so furious she'd leave him
Inerio>: and he'd be like
Inerio>: . . .
Inerio>: Well, you have my kid
Inerio>: Soooooo
Sighlent>: Actually I don't think they're technically married.
Inerio>: Lets get married
Inerio>: And I'd be set for life
Firefeather>: XDD
Inerio>: Either way she'd be pissed
Sighlent>: Yup.
Sighlent>: Unless he does it often.
Inerio>: XD
Sighlent>: Then you're just another poke and bloat.
Inerio>: "Oh Johnny, its another one.
Inerio>: That would suck.
Inerio>: I'd be like
Inerio>: FUCK
Sighlent>: Yup.
Inerio>: THERE GOES ALL MY PLANS!!!
Firefeather>: And THEN demand our money.
Sighlent>: Just do your research.
Firefeather>: *your
Firefeather>: ...
Sighlent>: Wow FF. That was kinda funneh.
Inerio>: Which is why I'd never sleep with Johnny Depp.
Firefeather>: XDD
Sighlent>: Lol.
Inerio>: We've all learned a lesson here, I'd like to think.

[Kalon Ordona II]

Sighlent>: Just do your research.
Firefeather>: *your
Firefeather>: ...
Sighlent>: Wow FF. That was kinda funneh.

Fate, One, there is this really cool ROFL smiley, and it's not here. I need it. I need it now.

[Sunni Ookami]

*** Inerio joined #fogchat
Inerio: WHORES!
Inerio: All of you.
*** Inerio quit (Exit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)

[Kalon Ordona II]

: Ooooh I wonder if people are on
: Bunch of idlers. Shall I assign them to forrestry or quarrying?
: Maybe I'll have a castle built. Yeah.
: `eightball Think I should build a castle?
: Kalon: You wish.
: And why not? I mean, I've only got a Norman Keep as it is.
: `eightball Will I be in danger if I don't build a castle?
: Kalon: Yes, yes, yes, and yes again.
: I see. It is as I feah'd.
: Well then...
: `eightball Should I skip Stone and go straight to Royal?
: Kalon: No way.
: Ahh, better to take baby steps eh? I feel ya, I feel ya.
: Well then I guess these idlers will come in handy.
Kalon assigns Baker, Gunneh, and Weiss to castle-building.
: Stop complaining; I am your king. Or will be, anyway. But not if I don't get this castle built.
: Now... um... don't get any ideas.
: `eightball Do you think I've given them the wrong idea...?
: Kalon: Prospect looks bleak.
: Aw crap.

[Dio the Awesome]

I'll be the first to point out that there was already a thread made for this. :/

http://www.footstepsofghosts.com/general-discussion-f5/chat-snippets-thread-t1075.htm

[Kalon Ordona II]

Thanks, Diodri. The whole five seconds I was posting that, I had a feeling it just didn't quiiiite belong here.

I guess now we have three choices. Chat Snippets, Quotes, and IRC missing-out.
I now declare Chat Snippets the most proper place for 'em! xD
Yes, it is so because I say it is. Yup. Yup. ^_^

[Sunni Ookami]

I'll be the first to point out that there was already a thread made for this. :/

http://www.footstepsofghosts.com/general-discussion-f5/chat-snippets-thread-t1075.htm

THIS IS AN ANNOUNCEMENT. DOES THIS THREAD WARN YOU THAT YOU WILL BE READING THINGS THAT THEY ARE MISSING OUT ON?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... [fades away]

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