Re: [Let's Play] Lone Wolf: the Gamebook!

[Loki]

Let's follow the captain. The man is giving us a free ride, I'd rather not try to swim the rest of the way...

[Capfalcon]

GHOST PIRATES! Oh, and we get a seven.

Ok, this guy REALLY doesn't want us to get to the end of our journey in one piece. Like, suicidally so.

We roll a zero and...
get flattened by the mast. THE END.

Wait, what? Oh, come on book, that was completely cheap. I barley even feel like I should record that death.

LIST OF LONE WOLVES SLAIN
Lone Wolf-Prime: Crushed to death underneath a mast in a totally cheap die roll. (Book 2)

So, let's move on to Lone Wolf-2, an alternate reality Kai Lord who wasn't facinated with watching falling objects.

We roll an 8 and still get smacked with a piece of the mast for 2 END (1 at the end of the round).
I guess it's also time to start the list of boats sunk...

THE LIST OF BOATS SUNK
The Green Scepter (Book 2)

AND WE LOSE OUR CHAINMAIL. Ok, you can kill alternate universe me's with totally cheap die rolls, but when you take my loot, you and me have a problem, book.

So. Do we think we should swim to shore, or try and get the nearby fishing boat's attention?

[Loki]

*Sigh* So long chainmail, I'll miss thee.

Let's flag them down, perhaps one of their lines snagged onto our chainmail and they will be kind enough to give it pack. Or perhaps they will want to fight us, which given Lone Wolf's likely frustration, would happily be obliged.

[Capfalcon]

We flail wildly in the water, and get noticed!

Should we take a nap or not?

[Loki]

We'll be gaining the +1 END anyways, so let's keep an eye out for other survivors.

[Capfalcon]

We do the nice thing and promptly get mugged by our rescuers. Why exactly are we saving this world again?

WHARRGARBL!



ALL OF OUR LOOT! BY THE KAI, WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO DESERVE THIS!

/deepbreath. It's ok. Calm down. We must calm our minds. Yes. Calm...

Alright. So now what do we want to do?

Go east, down Barnacle Street?
Go south, along Westbank Wharf?
Perhaps north, following Booty Walk?
Or go back to the Jetty and look for the Fishing Boat?

[MoiraofWords]

Let's find them at beat them up. Everyone knows thugs can't stand up to spidey sense.

[Capfalcon]

Hey! It's stuff! Not quite our awesome seal of awesome (nor a sword), but at least we don't get -4 to CS anymore.

Now where do we go?

Go east, down Barnacle Street?
Go south, along Westbank Wharf?
Perhaps north, following Booty Walk?

[Capfalcon]

CS: 28 (Base 18)
END: 23 (Base 23)

Kai Disciplines

1. Animal Kinship
2. Sixth Sense
3. Camouflage
4. Healing
5. Weapon Skill (Swords)
6. Hunting

Weapons
1. Mace
2.

Backpack
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.

Gold Crowns:
3

[Loki]

To Barnacle Street!

[Capfalcon]

Really? REALLY? Fine, book have it your way.

Would we like to go in the tavern like the clue saying that we should go in the tavern said?

[Loki]

To the tavern!

[Capfalcon]

Ah, now we're laying a fantasy game. We finally got to the tavern.

Do we want to confront the fishermen, talk to the barkeep, or engage in amateur armwrestling for money?

[Loki]

Let's give them a piece of our mind.

[Guilty Carrion]

Aye. Let's rough their little heads open.

[Capfalcon]

Are we really sure we want to seek justice (AND LOOT!)?

[Guilty Carrion]

EFF. THEM. UP. NAO.

[Capfalcon]

GAH! LONE WOLF ANGRY! LONE WOLF NOT BEEN ABLE TO VENT ANGER ON ANYONE!

But, hey, we got the super special seal back. AND SOME LOOT! It's not our loot, but it does help the pain...

So, do we want to go back to the tavern, look at the tomb, go down, Tomb Street, or Watchtower Street?

[Capfalcon]

CS: 18 (Base 18)
END: 23 (Base 23)

Kai Disciplines

1. Animal Kinship
2. Sixth Sense
3. Camouflage
4. Healing
5. Weapon Skill (Swords)
6. Hunting

Weapons
1. Mace
2. Dagger

Backpack
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.

Gold Crowns:
8

Special Items:
Seal of Hammerdal

The List of Lists:

THE LIST OF RULERS MET
King of Sommerlund

THE LIST OF LONE WOLVES SLAIN
Lone Wolf-Prime: Crushed to death underneath a mast in a totally cheap die roll. (Book 2)

THE LIST OF BOATS SUNK
The Green Scepter (Book 2)

LIST OF SPECIAL ITEMS THAT WE LATER LOST
Chainmail Waistcoat
Stylin’ Helmet
Shield

[Bird of Hermes]

We use tracking! Why guess when you can know?

[Guilty Carrion]

Hermes, we don't have tracking.

[Bird of Hermes]

Oh. Oops. Thought we were Super Kai.

We study the tomb since we are not /that/ bad-ass yet.

[Capfalcon]

It's a tomb.


So, do we want to go back to the tavern, look at the tomb, go down Tomb Street, or Watchtower Street?

[Loki]

To the watchtower!

[Capfalcon]

Watchtower street leads to a watchtower. Big surprise.

Are we really, really sure we don't want to go back to the tavern? Or do we want to go to the watchtower?

(Also, in the future, since it's always better to use Kai powers, should I just assume that we choose to use a power, unless there are multiple powers to choose from?)

[Guilty Carrion]

I'd prefer to have the option. It's always good to know all the angles, even if we will just use the power anyway.

Forward, into the watchtower! Hopefully we don't get ambushed by wraiths because of Lone Wolf's finely roasted tomatoes over an open flame.

[Capfalcon]

The watchtower has guards, and we can't read minds! Yet...

So, do we want to use camouflage, attack him, or flee?

[Capfalcon]

Hopefully we don't get ambushed by wraiths because of Lone Wolf's finely roasted tomatoes over an open flame.

wat is this i don't even

Seriously, this sentence doesn't make any sense to me.

[Loki]

Time for our ninja vanish technique. Camouflage it up.

[Guilty Carrion]

Heh. It's a joke refrence to the first lord of the rings book, where the hobbits are in the watchtower, and get attacked by the ring wraiths because Merry, Pippin and Sam are roasting some tomatoes over an open flame, which the ring wraiths see.

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