Re: [Let's Play] Lone Wolf: the Gamebook!

[Capfalcon]

Are we sure we'd like to help him?

Y/N?

[Loki]

Something tells me that getting on the Royal Court's good side would make things easier when it comes to trying to gather aid in our quest. Plus he might give us goodies as a reward!

Heal the man!

[Capfalcon]

Not cribbing off of the Lord of the Rings. Honest, Gov'ner.

You have not gone far when you hear the sound of battle to the west.

Seriously. That's the whole page.

Would we like to investigate the nearby battle?

[Guilty Carrion]

TO BATTLE WE CHARGE! OHIO NINJA JEDI! AWAY!

[Capfalcon]

Are we really, really sure we want to be a hero?

Y/N?

[Guilty Carrion]

If zombieland taught me anything, it's that rules are meant to be broken. BE A HERO!

[Capfalcon]

Another monster that wants to give the finger to the conservation of ninjitsu...
Also, unfortunatly, their favorite food is human flesh, which we are made out of.

But, hey! It's a sword! We're ditch a weapon (Axe if no one cares) and pick up our sword, giving us a CS of 20! Now, it's a fair fight.

7! We take 1 (24), he takes 7!
1... We take 5 (19), he takes 3 (20).
9! We take 0, he takes 11 (9).
7! We take 1 (18), he takes 7 (2).
7! We take 1 (17), he takes 7 (dead).

It's a good thing I'm an awesome roller, eh?

I'm sorry, I can see the prince's mouth moving, but I can't hear him over the sound of how awesome we are. (And +1 healing! (18))

Since we need a meal, I think we can guess that this has all taken place in a few hours. That's actually kind of awesome. (And +1 healing! (19))

So, which way should we go to track down the heartless murderer of signposts? Oh, and get to the king and warn him that the Kai Lords he might be expecting to pull his ass out of the fire all got WTFPwnd about two minuets into this war.

Left or Right?

[Loki]

I'm a lefty, so I choose left!

[Capfalcon]

So, exactly HOW awesome do we thing we are at hiding? (+1 healing) (20 END)

Or do we just want to do a series of field tracheotomies?

[Bird of Hermes]

We hide because we really are THAT awesome!

[Capfalcon]

How awesome? So awesome.

So, now that we've proven we can hide with the best of them, do we want to throw down now or go further into the forest?

[Loki]

No point in hiding just to reveal ourselves. Into the woods!

[Capfalcon]

I'm sorry to disappoint my adoring public, but I don't have any witty remarks for this one. (+2 END, since I forgot last sections' heal. 22 END)

So, forge on ahead or go back to the road now that we've (hopefully) dodged the not-Orcs riding the not-Wargs.

[Ethereal]

I feel as if they have a detached force looking for us. Might as well leave them in the dust. FORWARD!

[Capfalcon]

Come on, Sixth Sense, there's never anything wrong with old men in the middle of the woods who offer us aid.

So, spider sense it up, pay the man, or deprive him of his livelihood and ride around?

[Bird of Hermes]

We should use our Sixth Sense and see dead people make sure this kosher.

[Capfalcon]

Creepy old man is creepy. We decide to press on. (+1 healing (23))

Nap Time (+1 healing (24))

Well, we ARE awesome at hiding. Maybe the Kai Lords just made everyone hide until the monsters got bored and went home? (Full END)

So, Camouflage, ride deeper into the forest, or throw down?

[Loki]

Camouflage!

Ninja Vanish!

[Capfalcon]

Animal handling AND camouflage! Two great tastes that taste great together!

Just for those who don't remember, a Krann is a not-Winged Nazgul.

Hurry through the clearing, or go around?

[Loki]

Hmmm... Let me confer with the Admiral first.

Admiral?


....well alright then, it seems we are going around.

[Capfalcon]

Ah, the wisdom of Ackbar has not failed us!

We've had a whole army on our tail, and we've come through mostly unscathed.

So, should we go along the road, down the river, or through the graveyard?

[Bird of Hermes]

Well, we didn't take any points in Swim and we don't what to be non-Nazgul food, so we go to the Graveyard.

[Capfalcon]

In case you didn't know, graveyards are spooky.

Also, Shadowfax our horse isn't.

Ok, seriously? Who the hell buries these people here? Cause I know I'd never go to a funeral there...

Also, fifteen feet later, we lose no END because our fall was broken by nice, soft rocks.

Stick around and do our best graverobber impression or act like an honorable Kai Lord-in-training and show a modicum of respect for the dead? Or cheat and use Sixth Sense to see what it says about the dead people?

(Yes, I know someone beat me to the joke, but it at least applies here. Cut me some slack.)

[Loki]

Our sixth sense hasn't failed us yet. Plus, it might be good having Bruce Willis watching our backs...

[Capfalcon]

Sixth sense says scram.

Not exactly subtle, but we can take a hint (or a cluebat to the head).

So much for logic and skill.

Left or right?

[Ethereal]

How true could the saying "Right's the right way" be? Let's find out...

[Loki]

Are we approaching from the East or West?

[Capfalcon]

Nothing suspicious here at all.

Do we want to feed our delusions of grandeur, critique the artistic ability of the sculptor, or try and get the hell out of Dodge?

[MoiraofWords]

Delusions of Grandeur! Nothing is better than having delusions.

[Capfalcon]

A kingly reward for a kingly man!

We got a key. That was a bit anticlimactic, wasn't it? I mean, I was expecting to have a mental duel with the spirit of a long departed king or discovering a king's ransom.

Yay, filler!

Use the key or pull the pin?

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