Re: Questions and Answers

[Inerio]

A: Life for eternity! That way I can live forever and thus have time to gather data on the possibility of life after death. In itself it's a tad self defeating.

Q: Is this chicken or is it fish?

[Resurrection Vic]

A: It's tuna of the sea that's been fed chicken all its life

Q:You can only save one, your wife, or your mistress?

[Adrius Frostglare]

A: Beat yourself on that one because the wife is the mistress, therefore I save the wife.

Q: Knowledge of everything and everyone or invincibility and infinite strength?

[Resurrection Vic]

hehe

A: Infinte strength and invinciblity. I can learn no matter what, being Superman doesn't come so naturally.

Q: Heavy metal twenty-four-seven or Musak?

[Stion Gyas]

A: Heavy metal, though I'd definitely prefer a mixture of a whole bunch. ;o

Q: Orange juice or apple juice?

[Kathryn Lacey]

You do realize this isn't the this or that thread, right? That means you can ask open ended questions.

A: Hrm... Orange juice because most apple juice isn't that great. However, if you ever get the chance, Simply Orange Juice and Simply Apple Juice are like... the best juices of their kind, ever.

Q: What would be the first five thoughts you would think if you woke up to realize for the first time that you were stranded on an island?

[Guest]

A:

1) "Fuck."
2) "I gotta take a piss."
3) "Fuck."
4) "What am I gonna eat/drink?"
5) "No internet..."

Q: You and your significant other are caught by psychos and are being tortured. The psychos say that one of you may go but one of you must die; you choose. Who is it and why?

[Hello Danger]

A) I'd stay, and have the psychos release my significant other. Why? Because I wouldn't want my significant other to see me go 'Liam Neeson from Taken' on their asses.

Q) If you were a super villain distraught at the world, how would you act out your revenge?

[Digital Muse]

A. Nuke 'em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Q. Which superpower would you want and why?

[Resurrection Vic]

A. Pyrokenesis, I just love fire...that doesn't sound like an arsonist...It would be so cool to control fire, and people would leave me alone

Q: If you could be the actor that played any superhero, who would it be, and why?

[Hello Danger]

A: I'd be Wolverine! One: I'm around the right height! Two: I know the character like the back of my hand and could do it right!

Q: Would you rather have a horizontal butt crack, or have vertically aligned breasts? Why?

[Adrius Frostglare]

A: Being male, I can safely say... vertical breasts. Just 'cuz. Also, again, 'tis not the "this or that" thread.

Q: What color would you make the sky, if you could change the color?

[Kathryn Lacey]

Actually, this isn't the "Would You Rather" thread. XD

A: I would make the sky ever changing. Instead of just changing from shades of blue and only being rainbowy at sunset and sunrise, it would change to all sorts of colours all the time depending on the temperature. Like a mood ring. ^^_^^

Q: If you had to lose four of your five physical senses, which ones would you choose to lose, which one would you choose to keep, and why would you make that choice?

[Guest]

A: I'd keep my sense of sight, because I think I could survive on reading alone.

Q: You have ten million dollars and one day left to live. What do you blow the cash on?

[Sighlent]

A: That's easy! I'd fly my family and everyone I know to Disney World and spend the entire day hanging out and having a blast with my loved ones.

Q: What do you think about 2012?

[Digital Muse]

A. The supposed end of the World falls on my wedding anniversay! PART-tay! Actually? I think something will change, but I don't honestly believe the world will end.

Q. If you could do anything and not get caught and never have any consequences; what would you do?

[Sighlent]

A: I would go have sex with Jensen Ackles.

Q God gives you a choice: sacrifice your family and friends for the sake of humanity, or sacrifce humanity for the sake of your family and friends. What do you do?
(And yes I realize what thread this is. But I'm difficult.)

[Dax]

A. Screw humanity, sacrifice 'em! well, actually, I will never forgive myself, but I would sacrifice family.... *cries in a corner*

Q.Would you rather sleep with an old, dirty hobo or a mentally ill fat guy?

Hehe, love that question.

[Inerio]

A. The old dirty hobo. I can always make him shower before hand. Which means I actually made someone hobo's day, not to mention making him smell better. Karma points +20.

Q. If you had to choose one body part to loose, what would it be?

[Uncommoner]

A. My extra toe. Finally, free corrective surgery.

Q. Boxers or briefs?

[Dax]

A. Both. I rock both of them....at the same time.

Q. Jump off a building or jump off a plane?

[Inerio]

A. Off a plane. I'd hit a cloud and get wet, it would be awesome. I'd have a jet pack.

Q. Would you marry someone you found utterly repulsive and stay married for a whole year for one million dollars?

[Uncommoner]

A. Yes. One million dollars means plenty of tickets and trips to places where said-repulsive person won't be.

Q. Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

[Dax]

A. I did

Q. Who stole the cookies from me after I stole them?

[Inerio]

A. Sean Connery.

B. If you had a super theme song what would be the first two lyrics?

[Dax]

A. That was,,,,

Q. Do you believe you can fly?

[Uncommoner]

A. Of course. The landing is the tricky part.

Q. Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

[Inerio]

A. In my bed.

B. You're a woman for the day, what's the first thing you do?

[Uncommoner]

A. Perfect peeing standing up.

Q. What's the dumbest thing you've ever witnessed with your own eyes?

[Loki]

A. A fender bender on snow covered roads where the guy actually managed to hit the other guy twice in the same accident. Oklahoma drivers are amusing when snow is involved.

Q. Do you think you have what it takes to pass The Aggro Crag?

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