Questions and Answers

[Guest]

The format: You answer the question above and then ask one of your own. Preferably, the questions are random and unusual. This should be considered in the same light as Truth or Dare, if we're to have interesting material roll out.

To start, I got my hands on a truth or dare question generator. I got:

Q: "It you were the opposite sex for one hour, what would you do?"

A: Go lingerie shopping at Vicki's Secret.

So, for the next person:

Q: What is your favorite thing to lick?

[Inerio]

Lemons, no lie. Lemons with salt.

Q: If you could live in a fairy tale, which one would it be?

[Dio the Awesome]

Define fairy tale.

A: But if we're talking of any of the classics, the probably Alice in Wonderland. If anyone says "That doesn't count." I'll boot fuck them.

Q: If you were stranded on an island with one object of pleasure, what would it be?

[Kathryn Lacey]

A: Well... I'd have to go with Misery. ^o_~^ He's definitely pleasurable.

Q: If you had the opportunity to try something crazy without anyone judging you for it, what would you do?

[Loki]

A: Take ecstacy and go to a rave in Amsterdam. Always seemed like an interesting experience.[/b]

Q: What would you do if you had all of your expenses paid for 24 hours, but couldn't keep any merchandise you purchased during that time?

[Kathryn Lacey]

A: I would go to the biggest, most amazing theme park and ever and ride all of the rides that I could possibly ride. I'd also eat fancy food.

Q: If you could have any pet in the world ((even a combination of things in one creature)) what would you have?

[Inerio]

A: I'd have a chocolate squirreldorbat. It's the mix between a chocolate lab, a squirrel, and a bat. Best pet ever.

Q: What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten?

[Kathryn Lacey]

A: Um... I haven't eaten many strange thing... Perhaps frog legs? I know that's not that odd, but it's not a common appetizer. I don't think it was just my imagination that they tasted like chicken with a sour, unpleasant after-taste.

Q: What is the craziest thing you've ever done?

[Guest]

A: Jumping out of a moving vehicle on a dare; I was 16 and my friend said it was the only way he'd let me off. I was gullible enough to believe it. He was pretty dumb, which means I was even dumber for believing him.

I hit the ground and rolled. It's not as easy as they make it look in the movies.

Q: What is one thing you would never want to get caught doing?

[vitamin_kitten]

A: Probably masturbating, if I'm to be completely honest. 8D; That would just be plain awkward. >>;

Q: If you had to give up any one of your five senses, which would it be and why?

[Mezrin]

A: Smell, because I can live without the few pleasant odors in life to get rid of all of the horrid ones.

Q: If you could shoot yourself in the head to escape one year of the worst torture ever, or survive it and gain leadership of the entire galaxy, what would you choose?

[Kathryn Lacey]

A: I really hate the first part of this question because I hate guns and I hate that they're used against people ((even if they're using it against themselves)), but I'd rather kill myself. I don't want to be the leader of anything. I would probably be assassinated for doing a horrible job anyway.

Q: What is the craziest fetish about which you have ever heard?

[Dio the Awesome]

>.>
<.<

You will be sorry I was the next person to view this topic. I do not endorse this, but you said, "ever heard of". Keep in mind I browser 4chan. Spoilered, for the faint of heart.

Spoiler:

Q: If you could be one villain from any movie, who would you be?

[Kathryn Lacey]

A: Catwoman. She's always had a place in my heart since I was little. This means that I'm referring to Tim Burton's Batman Returns version that Michelle Pfeifer(?) portrayed. Not only is she sexy, but she agile and amazing. I love her. She also has a whip which is made of win.

Q: What is your most interesting fantasy? Of any kind...

[Guest]

A: The one where FC Arsenal has a defensive midfielder worth a shit (they never really replaced Patrick Vieira) and wins trophies the next season. I imagine what it would be like to be that dude, winning the ecstatic adulation of the something like 27 million Gooners (fans of Arsenal) worldwide in the process.

It's sad, but there it is.

Q: You have to walk through Times Square while carrying a sign and ringing a cowbell. You have your choice of doing it in your underwear, in a very apparent cross-dressing outfit (like, a guy in a dress with a five o'clock shadow) or in a Ku Klux Klan hood and robe. Which would it be?

[vitamin_kitten]

A: I'd either go in my underwear or cross-dressing. Either way wouldn't really bother me. I'd be afraid of being shot if I were dressed as a KKK member.

Q: Which rejected Crayola color would you be and why?

[Guest]

A: Booger Green, because I haven't said "Booger" in twelve years.

Q: If you were to make a celebrity sex tape, which celebrity politician (worldwide) would you want to be taped with?

(Sorry, the celebrity sex tape bit would be too pedestrian in my mind.)

[Inerio]

A: Mara Carfagna, look her up and you'll know why.

Q: If you could take any two celebrities and combine them like some weird circus sideshow, who would they be?

[Resurrection Vic]

Answer: Dave Chapella and Ben Stein...a deadpan, racist comedian

Question: Who's scarier, the baby with the machete or the ten year-old with the woodchipper?

[Fate Flyer]

A: Baby with a machete -- that's just creepy and wrong! D:

Q: What time period would you like to have been born in, if you could choose?

[Adrius Frostglare]

A: Hmmmm....

Methinks around the 3rd century in the Roman Empire. Would have been interesting to see what that was like...

EDIT: Oshi- I am sorry, I got distracted and hadn't noticed I had posted without a question... *headdesk*

Q: If you had one superpower, what would it be?

[Guest]

A: The ability to unerringly interrupt someone and make them lose their train of thought completely.

Q: Who do you think is the creepiest celebrity out there, besides Marilyn Manson?

[Adrius Frostglare]

A: Tom Cruise. Do I really need a reason?

Q: What would be, to you, the most embarrassing situation (hypothetically)?

[Hello Danger]

A:


Q: You have 24 hours to live, how do you spend your last day alive?

[Reffy]

A: Lots of sex and lots of food! I wouldn't get drunk. I would travel far I don't think I'd say good bye to any body ... I don't like good byes.

Q: What would you change about the future?

[Fate Flyer]

A: About the future? That's a tough one, since it's hard to change the future when I don't know what the future is yet. XD But, I suppose I would alter America for the better somehow, so that we aren't in tough times any more, and everyone can live comfortably and happily.

Q: What do you look forward to on most ordinary days?

[Kathryn Lacey]

A: I look forward to Jonathan getting home from work, so I can talk to him and we can cyber-snuggle.

Q: If you had to be locked in a room for the rest of your life with blank, white walls, and one light bulb you could never reach, what is the one item you would take with you into that room?

[Resurrection Vic]

A: a bottomles bucket of color changing paint
realistically, a box of sharpened pencils

Q: Whom is the first person you think of when somebody says, "What a snob!"

[Gadreille]

A: An old friend of mine...

Q: What would you do if you accidentally sent a risque text message to everyone in your address book?

[Resurrection Vic]

A: Freak out, a lot of my old teachers are in Contacts List

Q: Magical powers for an hour or life for eternity?

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