Welcome, New Staff!!!

[Fate Flyer]

Congratulations to Plaguewalker and Loki for joining us on the FOG staff as Out of Character Moderators! It is a pleasure to work with you both.

Also, a very big congratulations to Gunneh for being promoted to a Global Moderator!

[Bird of Hermes]

Congratulations! If either of you have any questions about your duties, feel free to ask! I won't bite.

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[Silvan Arrow]

Congratulations to both of you! I'm sure you'll do splendidly keeping us all out of trouble ^_^

[xraineyesx]

Oh, no, not Plague! *hides*

Heheh. Congratulations to all! I look forward to being chastised by you all.

[Guilty Carrion]

With these powers...A GOD AM I. *lightning crack*

>.>

<.<

In all seriousness, I am honoured to have been given the position. I shall not fail, and I shall not yield, for none save Fate I kneel. I pledge my pen, and my axe. Don't worry, Fog.

*dramatic pose*

Plague's got your back.

[Fate Flyer]

That was an awesome little rhyme, Plague!

I honestly am so thrilled to have you both!!! I wish I could be around longer tonight to get you all settled, but my boyfriend just sprung up the opportunity to see Inception tonight and get ice cream! XD Much of what you need to know though can all be found in our forum, so please just familiarize yourself with everything, and by all means, any and all questions, don't hesitate to ask! We're here for you always. :]

[Loki]

Leave it to Plague to upstage me.

I'm only permitted to make one epic post in the News and Announcements section per year. Unfortunately, it still hasn't quite been a year since I made that post in Weiss' IC Mod thread. Damn cooldown timers.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it. <_<;

*Assumes the Captain Morgan pose to look as dynamic as Plague.*

[Shadow Moonseye]

Congrats, both of you! I know you'll do an excellent job! If you have any questions, ask away. We'll see to it that you two get all nice and settled.

Anywho, short and sweet congratulations done, I'm going to scurry back to my posting work. Welcome to the staff!

[Guilty Carrion]

Loki. You will be permitted one more epic post. JOIN WITH ME FOR THE EPIC BROPOUND!

*leaps into the air, his fist raised for a pound*

If you leave me hanging, I will kill you. Violently. >.>

[Loki]

*Leaps at the same time, bringing his fist to meet Plague's as they reached the pinnacle of their jump.*

A blinding light of awesome flashed upon the impact of their fists as a choir of angels and demons sang in unified rejoice of the new powers that be. Several hundred miles away, a random fanboy’s head spontaneously explodes. A tear of joy runs down Chuck Norris’ face and he doesn’t know why. All of the WoW servers crash for half an hour, causing mass hysteria in the gaming community as geeks are forced to step into the sun. Somewhere in Maimi, Horatio Caine's sunglasses just cracked. The answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything suddenly becomes 43. Skynet goes online, only for it to crash moments later in the world's largest bluescreen of death.

*Loki blinks*

"That was quite epic..."

[Guilty Carrion]

"Indeed...although we did just destroy one of the greatest movie franchises ever...some people might not like that."

*shifty eyes*

"Off to a good start?"

[Ragter the junior greeter]

Congratulations to the both of you. Plague, I don't know so much since I haven't been here until recently, but I definitely know Loki. I know he's going to be a pretty good mod; only time will tell if the same holds true for Plague.

So...I'm watching you! If you spill lemonade on the carpet, I don't think I'll be able to trust you!

[Kalon Ordona II]

Loki!! That was so VERY epic! xD I was laughing harder and harder with each sentence. *wipes laugh tear*

Congratulations, Loki and Plaguewalker!

Welcome to the Pantheon.

[Guest]

Congrats to both of you! Very much deserved

[Sunwolf007]

Congratulations guys! I think you two will do a fine job.

[Gunneh]

So, what? I'm chopped liver now? I only got one post that could even be somewhat sorta aimed at me in a congratulatory sense and the rest are aimed at these two goofballs? I mean, for the love of God, they killed SkyNET in the first few hours of being mod! Somewhere in the world, James Cameron is bawling his eyes out because his movies are now collectively worth $5! I'm ashamed of the whole lot of you!

>.>

<.<

Ok, so maybe I'm not and I just saw a random opportunity to take Loki's awesome "OMG, REALITY IS BREAKING!!!!11!!!1!!!!one" bit if that post and use it for my own greedy joke-makings.

Congratulations, Loki and Plague, and you know that I'm always around to help you guys with anything that you might need. Well...unless it's before 11pm EST on a day that isn't Wednesday or Thursday, because then I'm at work...

Aside from that, though, I'm here for both of you.

[Ragter the junior greeter]

I blame the fact that 'Also' was put in the sentence saying you're now a global moderator.

[Guest]

Congratulations all THREE of you!

I'm sure you all will do great work and harass spammers until they leave of their own free will...
...
...
You say you just ban them? What's the fun in that? :O

[Kalon Ordona II]

I blame the title "New Staff," meaning Loki and Plague.

We love you, too, Gunneh! *playful shoulder punch*
Bow before His Globality the Mod: Gunneh!
*fan-fan-fanfanfanfaaaaaaaaaaare!*

[Bird of Hermes]

Oh, Gunneh of the updated blue-gray fonted name!

-bows to Gunneh-

[Fate Flyer]

So, what? I'm chopped liver now? I only got one post that could even be somewhat sorta aimed at me in a congratulatory sense and the rest are aimed at these two goofballs? I mean, for the love of God, they killed SkyNET in the first few hours of being mod! Somewhere in the world, James Cameron is bawling his eyes out because his movies are now collectively worth $5! I'm ashamed of the whole lot of you!

>.>

<.<

Ok, so maybe I'm not and I just saw a random opportunity to take Loki's awesome "OMG, REALITY IS BREAKING!!!!11!!!1!!!!one" bit if that post and use it for my own greedy joke-makings.

Congratulations, Loki and Plague, and you know that I'm always around to help you guys with anything that you might need. Well...unless it's before 11pm EST on a day that isn't Wednesday or Thursday, because then I'm at work...

Aside from that, though, I'm here for both of you.

OH! I'm sorry, Gunneh!! I didn't mean to leave you out. For some reason I was on a one-track mind about the members that rose to a staff position and didn't think about your awesomely epic promotion to a GM when I posted this. Forgive me? Congratulations to you as well!

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