Yeah, baby - I am the lizard king!

[M@XWeru]

I got spammed, insulted and generally press-ganged into coming here. I hope you're happy. D:

I probably won't be posting a lot here, but I'm here anyway, so just sit back and be dazzled by the hypnotic powers of my avatar.

[Guest]

Interesting avatar there M@X.

Enjoy your stay here and hopefully you'll become more active.
:3

[Fate Flyer]

XD Uh, well, that's probably not good... But we're glad to have you here all the same. You're always welcome to visit us whenever you like, and we'll be happy to have you! ^^

[Kathryn Lacey]

Of what is your avatar supposed to be anyway?

[Gunneh]

Who knows. Honestly, the man is crazy XD Just kidding!

Welcome to FoG, my Swedish amigo! Enjoy all of your time here, no matter how little it may be

[Lucian 'The Wolf' Harth]

Well at least he's honest.

Welcome to FOG.

[M@XWeru]

Of what is your avatar supposed to be anyway?

It's a sheep! How is that not obvious?

[Tempest]

Because it looks like a sheep that Picasso created!

Welcome to FOG! Hope you decide to be more active than your introduction promises! Still, any questions or queries you have, I am happy to be of assistance with.

[Fluff]

Wow, you're almost as awesome as me. Congratulations.

[Hank J Wimbleton]

Oh no, not him.

[Kathryn Lacey]

I couldn't be certain if it was a sheep, a lint ball, or a fluffy cloud. What part of the sheep is it?

[M@XWeru]

It's the face. Note that I'm biting back a stinging retort.

And Fluffball: I was ten times as awesome as you... until I joined this site. D:

[Shades Of Gray]

It looks to me like the sheep is winking. Or got poked in the eye. Cute. Welcome M@XWeru, your avitar is rather amusing :3

[Kathryn Lacey]

Ooh! Okay. I totally understand the avatar now. I hadn't realized it was winking.

[M@XWeru]

Just for you, I will change my avatar into the sheep's butt instead.

By the way, can we swear on this forum?

[Kathryn Lacey]

Ah. Darn. You're just trying to ruin me!

I believe the forum rating is an all-around R, so yes.

[Shades Of Gray]

Within reason, please

[Fate Flyer]

Yeah, cursing is allowed, so long as you aren't using names against someone here. ;D (But, that's a given really, considering our first rule!)

[Fluff]

You were never more awesome than me. You will never be as awesome as me, try as hard as you might. I am the mystic asymptote in the two-dimensional graph of your life. I am the L in the equation when you find your limits. I am the log of x when you're trying to differentiate in terms of awesome. I'm an indestructible master of war, baby.

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