I was promised a free car

[Ragter the junior greeter]

Okay...I admit, Fate didn't promise me a free car, but a guy can dream!

Anyways...I am Ragter, from RolePlayGateway, and decided to check out this little site when Fate Foretold pmed me about it.

I have to say, it looks very professional and I'm sure I'll enjoy RPing with you all.

[Adrius Frostglare]

'Course she didn't promise you a free car.

She already said I'd get one if I stuck around.

*is waiting for Christmas*

Right, Momma?

[Ragter the junior greeter]

I didn't know Fate had a kid already, and that said kid was 17. She'd have to be at least 33 then...

[Adrius Frostglare]

She's the FOG mother.

She ev'ry boy n' girl's momma.

It's funny to think you might have actually taken me calling her momma seriously X'D she's 22, and we're not hillbillies (no offense to the rednecks of the forum, if there are any)

[Lara]

Good thing you don't think she actually offered you a car to join. :p 'cause I was gonna say, someone just got hoodwinked.

Welcome to FOG, Rags!

[Ragter the junior greeter]

Welcome to FOG, Rags!

Aw, zetta shucks

By the way, she did offer me a car, and I expect to get it.

[Fate Flyer]

Sorry -- you have to work here a little bit longer in order to get a company car. Lol.

Hey, Ragter! Welcome to FOG. You seem like a fun guy. Hope you enjoy yourself around here!


Ah, yes, the FOG mother...
*suddenly gets all big-puppy-eyed*
MY BABIES!
*scoops you all up into a massive bear hug*
^____^ <3

XD

[Loki]

*Looks at the 199 registered users*

Momma is going to need longer arms.

Oh yeah, and welcome to FoG.

[Inerio]

*Is hugged by Fate*
Yey! I'm surprised Fate will even touch me despite the odd things I've said in my time at FOG. Just ask Adrius, Kae, Gunneh, Eternity, Squall, Sighlent, Dio, Kat*goes down list* Yes, FOG is a pretty liberal place.

YOU DO NOT GET FREE CAR RATGER! THIS IS NOT FREE CAR DEALER SHIP! THIS IS SPARTA!

[Adrius Frostglare]

No free car? This is MADNESS!

And MOMMY! *huggles*

[Ragter the junior greeter]

Really? I thought this was a Geico forum...

:p it's great to be here Fate, and yes, when I want to be, I am a very fun guy...at least, I think so, could be wrong. I doubt I am wrong, of course, because I am just that great.

[Inerio]

*squints at Ratger*

Hey, I'm in a roleplay with you on gateway!

[Ragter the junior greeter]

Inerio...huh, that Dead Man one or something like that, right?

Anyways...good to see that you're here too!

[Inerio]

Yes! That's it! XD Iowa called you a girl.

[Ragter the junior greeter]

That Iowa did...quite odd, if I do say so myself.

By the way, am I the only one getting the time reset to one hour ahead of what I set it to whenever I come back to the forums?

[Inerio]

Did you try putting your own time zone in?
You'll probably need to adjust your time zone or you'll be an hour or two behind or ahead varying on where you are.

[Ragter the junior greeter]

...I said I set it.

I go to preferences, change it so it matches my time, save it, leave the site, come back sometime later and see it displaying an hour ahead of what I set it to.

[Fate Flyer]

I'm not sure why that would be happening, Ragter. I haven't experienced that myself. Sorry that it's resetting on you. That's very odd.

[Kædai]

>.>

I see you already met the loonies around here.

Welcome to FoG, Ragter. Hope you enjoy your stay!

*Wriggles out of the FoG Mother's embrace* >.> ...Kooties. *Shivers*

[Ragter the junior greeter]

Heh, you sure you're not one of the loonies?

Thanks for the welcome though.

[Guest]

Hey, sorry that it's belated, but welcome to FOG.

[Kalon Ordona II]

A hug from Fate...
That's so deep! xD


Welcome to the FOG, Ragter! Sorry I'm late. ^_^

And I think you may never get that car. It belongs to onenitedrive, which means it belongs to Fate, but it also means she can't give it away.

But who needs cars when you have... *looks around* mice!!

[Ragter the junior greeter]

Wow, I feel popular, my welcome topic getting not one, but two posts in it two days after it went under

Anyways, thanks you two, and as for that car, I'm probably going to find a way to 'borrow' it.

[Adrius Frostglare]

Yeah, we sometimes do that. We're... addicted to welcomes. Can't lay off of em' for too long.

*froths at the mouth*

GOTTA HAVE MY HELLOS!

[Bad Kitty]

There are no loonies around here. None at all. I do see a lot of interesting eccentrics who could potentially dress up in bedsheet togas, put tea-cosies on their heads and run around in public claiming to be the princess of Sparta, but there aren't any loonies.

Bad Kitty welcomes you to the forum, despite his time here being less than yours.

[Dio the Awesome]

HEAR IZ UR CARGH GUD SER!!!



THIS MY MOST BORING INTRO EVER! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!

welcome to the boards. -_-

[Ragter the junior greeter]

Bad Kitty, I assume you're referring to Adrius, huh?

As for you Diodri...I don't want a MS Paint car, even if it looks kickass.

[Kathryn Lacey]

Kathryn Lacey drives into the thread in her shiny black car with the foggy decals. She pulls to a smooth stop, shifts into Park, and removes herself gracefully from the driver's side, her long, blond hair flowing in the wind. This was a company car, and it was beautiful with it's leather interior, smooth driving, and great gas mileage. She had earned it by being one of the top posters. "Oh yeah. Basque in your envy." She winks as she speaks.

~*~*~*~*~*

Now that that's finished... Fate doesn't need a longer reach. She's a goddess, too, so she can be as large as she needed to be to embrace every last one of us!

Welcome to FoG, Ragter.

[Kalon Ordona II]

She's a goddess, too, so she can be as large as she needed to be to embrace every last one of us!

Interesting you should mention that, since her avvy/sig has a goddess in it.

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I love those "how to draw ________ in MS Paint" thingies. I've seen the Mona Lisa one, as well. Just blows my mind.

interesting eccentrics

I LOVE you!! You've earned a glomp!

[Ragter the junior greeter]

I'm jealous already Kath

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