Re: The Foes Thread: We Hate Because We Can!

[Reffy]

Brain pain reminds me its up there ... How do you remember yours buddy? Stick a long needle up your nose and hope to find some thing squishy? Heck knows you'd have to find a microscope to find it!

[Loki]

Ine - Don't get too full of yourself now. I pointed the likelihood of such mistakes in the thread that you stole this idea from. Congrats at claiming a point on something that I handed to you on a silver platter. If you want I could provide you a helmet and sign you up for the Special Olympics so you can feel this proud of yourself more often.

[Inerio]

Ugh, you two suck so much I'm surprised you haven't choked yet.

[Loki]

Not all of us have trained ourselves to get rid of that pesky gag reflex. I'm sure those guys get their five dollars worth from you every time.

[Inerio]

Hey! I may be a whore but I'm an expensive one! Unlike you who'll probably take it up the ass for a cupcake!

[Gunneh]

Oh, wait, are we talking about your mother now, Ine? That's not a very nice thing to say about the person that birthed you. Well, I'm only guessing when I say that: If she's anything like you, you probably could have stood up and walked out through that gaping hole.

[Inerio]

Oh please, your mother's vag hole is so big it might as well be the fucking star gate. Creatures from other dimensions crawl out of there. In fact, birthing babies has become so routine they're all taught to cut their own umbilical chord while in the womb.

[Gunneh]

((In all honesty, I do believe you're becoming one of my favorite people on the site XD You're fucking great at this lol))

DON'T TELL ME MY BUSINESS, DEVIL WOMAN!

Slow your roll, kid. I think it's time that you ran along and let the big kids have grown-up time. If you're looking for something to do, I hear there are some miners looking for some summer work. I told them you might be interested seeing as how you're used to having ten or twenty men in you at a time.

[Fluff]

And yet another one who isn't getting laid in highschool.

Whoa whoa whoa, bitch, hold on just a mother-titty-fucking minute! I hate to disappoint you, but I get laid more times every week than you have teeth! Then again, that's not saying a whole hell of a pants-shitting lot, is it? I hate to disappoint your ass, but you won't be getting any companionship in the No-Fucking Zone anytime soon. If you're really that desperate to screw another virgin, I suggest you go down to the local Magic: The Gathering club that you frequent so often and proposition one of the guys there. If you act fast, maybe you can find one whose penis hasn't completely shrunken into his pelvic bone so far it dislodged his hip yet. If you're really lucky, maybe you'll even get a guy who can pee without spraying it on his balls. It'll be love at first sight. I'm sure you'll love both inches of him very much.

[Inerio]

*points*
Look guys! He thinks he's insulting because he can curse! Aw, how cute! Not to mention in Scotland people only have one tooth, so that isn't really saying much. It's okay though, I suppose us people of higher intellect and beauty will always be envied by the little people. I'll give you a pity kiss though Fluffy....Okay, so maybe not. However, you can draw on a kiss mark with my lipstick if it makes you happy.

[Fluff]

Dear Inerio,

I must regretfully refuse your offer of lipstick, mostly because I don't want anything that's been near your mouth. I could catch an STD from that. Additionally, I must note that it is highly ironic for you to criticize any other place of residence, given that you live in NEW JERSEY.

Best wishes,
Fluff

[Inerio]

It's funny you say that, since I noticed that herpes spot near the corner of your mouth. Did you get that from you're mother? No, who am I kidding? She hates you.

[Fluff]

That would be a hickey, and it's on my neck, not my mouth. It's a ramification of being a sex god. Do you need your eyes checked? I wouldn't be surprised, what with your dad also being your grandad and your mom being your sister and all. How's your marriage to your uncle-slash-brother-in-law coming along?

[Inerio]

Sorry, but being multicultural I don't have the same inbred hang ups as you might. And secondly, if you're mouth is so close to your own neck....Well, you should just get that checked out by a certified doctor. No Fluff, not the dirty old man who says he's a doctor. We all know you've fallen for that trick and been sodomized with a dirty walking cane by him before.

[Fluff]

Okay, it's time for a new rule. Inerio needs to keep her wet dreams about me OUT of the FOG threads. Jesus, you must have been jerking off like crazy when the news about Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch came out. Additionally, just because you stalk Asian men does not make you multicultural. And hey, I like your choice of words: "hang up" reminds me of that one problem you had with the nipple hair. Did your dad every stop biting that? (Did you ever really want him to?)

[Inerio]

Oh, look at the lovely little story teller! Come children! Let's all gather around and listen to his tales!
When did you first start making up stories Fluff? Was it around the time your parents stopped caring? Or was it when you realized you needed to lie to cover up your covert homosexuality?

[Fluff]

What did I just tell you about wet dreams? Look, yaoi is NOT COOL. Only freaky little women sitting in their basements waiting to grow a penis do it.

I appreciate the condescension, though. That's a very easy fallback for when the rest of your stuff just won't cut it. I guess you're used to not cutting it. Have your discharges lost some of the acidity? Has your dog recovered from the burns?

[Inerio]

Yes, and I'll have you know I do not appreciate you setting my dog on fire you filthy turd! Honestly, just because those weedy little arms can't manage to bruise me doesn't mean you're allowed to take it out on my pets!

Yaoi is disgusting, I prefer two girls. Hm, that's probably why you're so upset isn't it!? You do keep bringing up my wet dreams. What's wrong? Feeling sad because you aren't a part of them? Or, is it because I'd much prefer a tranny over yourself?

[Fluff]

I'm upset because you keep standing outside of my house with your hand in your pants, actually. I must point out, however, that your preference for trannies is absolutely not my problem. Seriously, I don't need to know about the porn on your computer. You and your gay midgets.

[Inerio]

Hey now! I like tall people, not midgets! If you're going to fap to the contents of my porn folder at least have the decency to remember that which it contains!

And secondly, I'm not wearing pants. Look outside. >]

((Oh god, I can't go too long without directing jokes at myself. XD))

[Fluff]

That's funny, because I can go all day. I guess your boyfriend can't, though. Inbreeding strikes again, eh?

I can see that you're not wearing pants, my dear. Are you a...girl? No, you can't be, that's...uh, well, you can't be a boy, either, I suppose. That looks sort of...oh, for christ's sake, will you just shave and be done with it?

[Inerio]

Now, now, where has your mind gone hun? I'm wearing a skirt! This just goes to show that you're having sick little fantasies. And, to make things worse, you're fantasizing about me as a man!!!

[Dio the Awesome]

I LIKE CUPCAKES!

<Oh wait. Crap. Umm.. err.. AHHH...>

You suuuuuuck!

[Inerio]

At least I swallow.

[Dio the Awesome]

Yeah! You swallow milk!

<Shit! I'm bad at this insult thing.>

And I... Uh I don't take it in the ass, like you insinuated. HA!

[Inerio]

Dio, you suck at this, get the fuck out of my thread and stop embarrassing yourself.

[Dio the Awesome]

Now wait just a minute hoe, can't tell me to go.
I spit lighting like an inmate on death row.
I keep my insults low so nobody will know.
That you just a prop, pretending to blow.

You say you can bounce,
But girl I'm here to trounce.
You sit there like an anorexic, weight no more than an ounce.
You can't handle your image, so you're ready to pounce.
Bitch you ain't a cougar or a cat, just a mouse.

You claim to know this shit, say you swallow don't spit.
But I see that you're a priss just waiting to get hit.
You're in you 5 dollar bra with a lopsided tit.
When you challenge me you can't compare wit it.

Bitch.

Word.

[Inerio]

And now the white Canadian is making an attempt at rap. Just great, now wiggers have decieded to come into FOG.

[Dio the Awesome]

That rap was so epic, it caused FoG to crash for a minute there.

[Inerio]

Yeah, it was so epic fail it caused FOG to momentarily die.

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