The Foes Thread: We Hate Because We Can!

[Inerio]

Inspired by Loki's search for a foe.

Here is where all the haters that lurk within the dark(and often smelly) corners of FOG to lash out vehemently at one another.
When walking into this thread one should expect outlandish accusations, audacious insults, and immense amounts of dislike. Just remember, I don't take this thread seriously and neither should you.

NOW BE FREE BROTHERS AND SISTERS!!! BE FREE TO SPREAD THE HATE!!!

[Reffy]

I hate you and your 2 sucky ranked ghosts ... take your worthless time and brain elsewhere freakazoid

(yup - really cannot be mean >.< lol)

[Inerio]

Bitch, you call that an insult? I've seen pre-pubescent epilieptic porcupines with bad depth perception throw better insults than that! u__u

[Reffy]

(haha - ok - nearly died laughing)

I call that style cock-sucker! Some thing you've been lacking since childhood, my Dear.

[Gunneh]

That was a pretty fail attempt, Reffy. Here, lemme show you how it's done...

*clears throat*

You know, the only reason Inerio is so obsessed with hobos is because their smelly bodies and torn clothes remind her of one of two things: Either (A.) Herself on a normal day, or (B.) every seingle person that she's ever been intimate with....ever. I will give you that, Ine, you are a pimp.

Even if you're a smelly one

[Loki]

@ Inerio - Like you have room to talk! You just had to hijack MY idea for your own greed. Try coming up with an idea of your own for a change!

[Inerio]

Oh please you dumb fucks. The foes idea has been around long before we joined.

And you Gunneh!
You're a sister fucking hick with eyeballs on his flabby man titties who lives in Podunk nowhere!

[Reffy]

@ Ref - Like you have room to talk! You just had to hijack MY idea for your own greed. Try coming up with an idea of your own for a change!

Your idea? *Bah!* As if you even had the brain cell to think up such a wonderful thing! Tis' my creation ... mine

[Gunneh]

Like you're any better, Inerio: You know, I'd rather be from a place where I can walk around safely at night without worrying about getting the shit knocked out of me and my money stolen, or being able to go to a bar without having to worry about some douchebag slipping me a mickey and waking up with a sore asshole and a $20 bill in my pocket. And by the way, when I go to the beach, I enjoy not having to scour the sand so I don't win the "OH SHIT" lotto by finding that one AIDS infected syringe and sitting my flabby as down on it.

By the way, that first part is definitely wrong: My sister may be a ho, but she didn't want to steal Loki's spot as my main ho.

[Inerio]

Psh, Gunneh. We all know you like having a sore asshole.

[Gunneh]

Maybe you should stop looking in the mirror while you type, hun, because I'm thinking that you're confusing me with that damned Hobo Doctor of yours.

[Kaito]

You guys suck at this.

[Inerio]

Shut the fuck up Kaito. No one cares about you.

And you Gunneh, you're an even dumber hick than I thought!

[Loki]

Your idea? *Bah!* As if you even had the brain cell to think up such a wonderful thing! Tis' my creation ... mine

Bitch please, I would like to see you design a 100,000 square foot six-story building using a two-way slab system to resist gravity, wind, snow, and seismic loads while still be economical and efficient. That includes figuring out the amount of reinforcing steel, how big you can make your floor penetrations, column sizing, etc all by yourself in the course of TWO WEEKS!

That's right, bow down to my superior engineering intelligence!

[Inerio]

Loki, you're a fucking nerd. It's no wonder you never got laid in highschool.

[Kaito]

owned.

[Fluff]

Your idea? *Bah!* As if you even had the brain cell to think up such a wonderful thing! Tis' my creation ... mine

Bitch please, I would like to see you design a 100,000 square foot six-story building using a two-way slab system to resist gravity, wind, snow, and seismic loads while still be economical and efficient. That includes figuring out the amount of reinforcing steel, how big you can make your floor penetrations, column sizing, etc all by yourself in the course of TWO WEEKS!

That's right, bow down to my superior engineering intelligence!

I passed Advanced Higher Maths. We do all that in three hours.

[Inerio]

And yet another one who isn't getting laid in highschool.

[Loki]

I can put off sex for a few years to work towards a $60,000/year income right out of college. Not everybody can be a hoebag like SOME people *cough*Inerio*cough*.

[Reffy]

Bitch please, I would like to see you design a 100,000 square foot six-story building using a two-way slab system to resist gravity, wind, snow, and seismic loads while still be economical and efficient. That includes figuring out the amount of reinforcing steel, how big you can make your floor penetrations, column sizing, etc all by yourself in the course of TWO WEEKS!

That's right, bow down to my superior engineering intelligence!

Forget it loser. I don't need your "superior engineering intelligence". I can do many things greater than you with out even lifting a finger. Can you bake a cake and make it look like burgers? I don't think so. You just like to waste your time playing with numbers. Go ahead calculator-boy ... I'm gonna go play in the real world ... and to top it off - YES I probably could do all that number crunching in two weeks and I would enjoy it and look sexy whilst doing it

[Inerio]

Biatch, at least I get some. You're just mad cause you're a lonely furry!!! And you Reff! Well, words just can't describe your level of fail.

[Loki]

@ Ref - Sounds to me like you just managed to fuck up a perfectly good cake.

Who needs cake anyways whenever you can make Bailey's Irish creme brulee? Fire PLUS an amazing dessert? You wish YOU could make something that was so badass.

[Squall Reyes]

*pulls up a seat and bucket of popcorn to watch* This is awesome.

[Reffy]

@Loki: You wouldn't say fucked up if you tasted it. They were like little puffs of heaven rolled in to a delicious package of love. Love, some thing you don't know about. Also, Bailey's Creme Brulee? Boy - you need to grow some fucking balls before they start declaring you a woman. I am that badass - I just don't need to scream it from the rooftops to prove it.

@Inero: Lol - yeah that was pretty fail ... but at least I make failing look sexy Taking fail to a new level one step at a time.

[Inerio]

Pfft, you're both fat asses. The two of you are talking about dessert like it's porn or something! Ew, I bet you losers masturbate to cake.

[Loki]

That coming from the girl who would fucks it every chance she gets.

[Inerio]

That sentence was so grammatically incorrect and nonsensical its an insult onto itself.

[Loki]

-Fails-

[Reffy]

@Inerio: Coz using big words makes you feel so good ... amirite? Dus it hurtz ur brainz to be incorrect?

[Inerio]

And the score is:

Ine: 1
Loki: 0

Reff, being correct must hurt your brain. Granted, brain pain must be rare for you.

((This kinda makes me want to start an RP about villains living in a halfway home))

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