Take the n00b Survey

[Guest]

For shits and laughs, we've decided to conduct a quick survey concerning your knowledge of the n00b sub-culture (or general culture, as its slowly becoming a world-wide phenomenon).

We kindly ask that if you have a history of heart attacks, seizures, or strokes; are pregnant or may become pregnant; have high blood pressure; or have a history of post-trauma stress disorder; that you consult your doctor before taking the n00b survey. Sudden symptoms include:

Nausia, headaches, diarrhea, vomiting, AIDS, loss of genitalia (common in males), appearance of genitalia (common in females), blood clotting, brain hemorrhage, kidney failure, fear of heights, wet pants, leakage, flatulence, fainting, contusions, dizziness, suicidal thoughts, thoughts of murder, and in rare cases, death.

But don't worry. Its been approved by the FDA (Fucking Dumb Association).

http://surveys.polldaddy.com/s/280C7FB542C02A0E/

[Dax]

Wow, I was able to read that.

I'm scared to take that test now... O.o