Re: Share Some Laughs!

by **Kathryn Lacey** Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:58 pm

This made me laugh, and I'm sure other Avatards will also be amused by it.

Why Zuko Should Be Fire Lord.

by Sighlent Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:49 pm

THIS MADE ME DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at ANYTHING IN MY LIFE!

by **Kathryn Lacey** Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:58 pm

I knew people would love it. ^^_^^

by **Kathryn Lacey** Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:32 am

Ugh... Another double-post, but this was too good to not post.

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by **Fate Flyer** Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:19 am

Lol I saw that video on DA! It's hilarious! XD Poor Zuko. Laughing

Oh, wow! Haha, that couple looks like they're going to be scarred for life!

by Gunneh Sat Jul 18, 2009 12:10 pm

I've been waiting and biding my time until I could come up with the perfect thing to post on here. Well finally, the time has come! For those of you who don't know me as well as others do, I'm a bit of an odd person: While other kids were worrying about missing their favorite TV shows or going and watching movies, I was more interested in sitting at home with the TV turned to Comedy Central so that I could listen to some stand-up comedy. I LOVE listening to comedians, and through all of it, I've found my favorite. I'll go ahead and post some videos ^_^

The rest will be links Smile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBXGe6RYgjs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yA2kCdeSG0

ENJOY!

by **Loki** Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:18 pm

by **Loki** Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:36 pm

http://www.maniacworld.com/puppy-with-human-baby-voice.html

by **Kathryn Lacey** Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:43 pm

This made me laugh:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR_ZQnyGv9k

by **Loki** Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:22 pm

by Adrius Frostglare Mon Jul 27, 2009 10:33 pm

"If you come looking fo' a midnight snack, I will haunt yo' ass SO BAD, you'll sh*t ice cubes." - The Fridge Ghost

by Squall Reyes Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:57 pm

The President of the United States: Say what you have to say.....

Deadpool: Mr. President, I have to pee.

---Cable & Deadpool #31

Maybe this belongs in the quotations thread. Eh fuck it.

by **Kalon Ordona II** Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:22 pm

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

by Sunni Ookami Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:34 am

I was bored and a little depressed, so this helped cheer me up a bit.

by Kaito Sat Aug 01, 2009 11:44 am

Best Energy Drink out there.

by Squall Reyes Sun Aug 02, 2009 12:28 am

by **Kalon Ordona II** Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:58 pm

Hey guys, check out what happened to me just now in our GameServ chatroom?
Magic Eightball never ceases to amaze me. xD

<Kalon>: `eightball where am I?
<GameServ>: Kalon: Yes.
<Kalon>: `eightball will anyone else be joining me
<GameServ>: Kalon: We won't go there
<Kalon>: `eightball test
<GameServ>: Kalon: Most likely.
<Kalon>: `eightball should I go and RP?
<GameServ>: Kalon: Prospect looks hopeful.
<Kalon>: `eightball are you magic?
<GameServ>: Kalon: Most likely.
<Kalon>: hmmmm
<Kalon>: `eightball are dragons cool?
<GameServ>: Kalon: I'd like to think so.
<Kalon>: Very Happy

<Kalon>: `eightball are you capable of negative answers?
<GameServ>: Kalon: Of course!
<Kalon>: `eightball will you prove it?
<GameServ>: Kalon: It would take a disturbed person to even ask.
<Kalon>: `eightball You're fun. Should I play with you some more?
<GameServ>: Kalon: No chance at all!
<Kalon>: ahh... okay then
<Kalon>: `eightball did you have fun?
<GameServ>: Kalon: Prospect looks bleak.
<Kalon>: aww bummer
<Kalon>: `eightball should I come back next time?
<GameServ>: Kalon: No.
<Kalon>: whoa
<Kalon>: mean
<Kalon>: `eightball you don't really mean that... do you?
<GameServ>: Kalon: Not bloody likely.
<Kalon>: wow
<Kalon>: ...
<Kalon>: `eightball well, how about the time after that?
<GameServ>: Kalon: Prospect looks bleak.
<Kalon>: okayyy....
<Kalon>: `eightball so you'd rather I never played with you ever again?
<GameServ>: Kalon: It would take a disturbed person to even ask.
<Kalon>: ...*cry*

by Adrius Frostglare Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:17 pm

X'D Hahahaha the magic eight ball... great...

by Squall Reyes Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:06 pm

Watch it, love it. And join Team Wade!

by Sighlent Sun Aug 09, 2009 10:10 pm

The magic eightball does know all Kalon...however...knowing all would probably make one very irritable of the human race. So let's just assume that when it was saying no...it secretly meant yes. ^_^

by **Fate Flyer** Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:13 pm

I just discovered this man today while searching for quotes. His name is Robert Green Ingersoll. He was alive in the mid 1800's, and the crazy thing is, he taught here in Illinois (where onenitedrive and I live), and there is a statue of him in Peoria, which is like not very far at all from where we used to live!

He seemed like my type of guy. He was known for his support of agnosticism and his strong views against slavery and woman's suffrage. He was a very wise intellectual and has some written works, along with an assortment of remarkable and funny (in their own right) quotes. I am going to share some with you guys. (I am sorry if you are a religious person. I am not, which is why I have taken a liking to many of these.)

The king ruled by force, the priest by fear, and both by both.

The king said to the people: "God made you peasants, and He made me king; He made you to labor, and me to enjoy; He made rags and hovels for you, robes and palaces for me. He made you to obey, and me to command. Such is the justice of God."

And the priest said: "God made you ignorant and vile; He made me holy and wise; you are the sheep, I am the shepherd; your fleeces belong to me. If you do not obey me here, God will punish now and torment you forever in another world. Such is the mercy of God."

Nothing could be more dangerous to the existence of this Republic than to introduce religion into politics.

There can be but little liberty on earth while men worship a tyrant in heaven.

God so loved the world that he made up his mind to damn a large majority of the human race.

Reason, observation, and experience; the holy trinity of science.

To argue with a man who has renounced his reason is like giving medicine to the dead.

Few rich men own their property; their property owns them.

If a man would follow, today, the teachings of the Old Testament, he would be a criminal. If he would follow strictly the teachings of the New, he would be insane.

Ignorance is the soil in which belief in miracles grows.

The real oppressor, enslaver, and corrupter of the people is the Bible.

The inspiration of the Bible depends upon the ignorance of the gentleman who reads it.

My objection to Christianity is that it is infinitely cruel, infinitely selfish, and I might add infinitely absurd.

by **Kathryn Lacey** Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:41 am

I love those quotes. The first is my favorite. ^^_^^

by **Kalon Ordona II** Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:36 am

Probably in the wrong thread for sharing laughs. Sounds more like philosophy.
Would you like me to deliver profound, to-the-point negations of those statements? Smile

Because I can, one by one, clearly and precisely. In a different section, of course.
Just saying, in case anyone's interested. Smile

Anyway, how about some one-liners from a website I happened upon the other day? ^_^

2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.
2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two-tired.

A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.

PARENTAL OBSERVATIONS
A baby usually wakes up in the wee-wee hours of the morning.
A child will not spill on a dirty floor.
A young child is a noise with dirt on it.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Avenge yourself; live long enough to be a problem to your children.
If you have trouble getting your children's attention, just sit down and look comfortable.
You can learn many things from children... like how much patience you have.
Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid.

There are 400 hundred words in the dictionary that begin with "self" and only 8 that begin with "fellow".

There are three dimensions to credit cards: length, width and debt.

The reason why people do not obtain success is because it is disguised as hard work.

He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool. Shun him.
He who knows not and knows that he knows not is a child. Teach him.
He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep. Wake him.
He who knows and knows that he knows is a wise man. Follow him.

Housework is something you do that nobody notices until you don't do it.

Only in America do people order double cheese burgers, a large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage.

Veni, Vidi, Visa:
I Came. I Saw. I Shopped.

by Guest Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:52 am

I absolutely love those quotes Fate Smile

They all have such a deep meaning to me. I am so strongly against the institution of religion. The first one, in particular, fits my view of religion perfectly.

by **Fate Flyer** Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:51 am

Oh, I'm glad you enjoyed those quotes! Like I said, I don't want to offend anyone who is religious, but I was really quite taken with this man and the things that he's said. (I just feel that if religious people can talk about their beliefs, then non-religious people should be able to mention them as well.)

I do like the first one as well. That's actually from a lecture he gave about the 17th century man Voltaire (yes, like my Shade ^^) who had a lot in common with Ingersoll.

Lol Kalon, I heard that one about the medicine before, and I had to laugh. It's true.

Those all are quite true really! Haha. I like the parental observations.

by **Kalon Ordona II** Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:35 pm

I just figured it wasn't much to laugh about, so it might have gone in quotes or something.
Sharing beliefs is great. Very Happy

No one should ever stop searching for truth.

by **Kalon Ordona II** Wed Aug 12, 2009 4:43 pm

Hey guys, check this out. I ran across this the other day.
(my baby sister is watching a winnie-the-pooh movie, so it reminded me of this)

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Eeyore, the original emo! lol!

by **Fate Flyer** Wed Aug 12, 2009 4:55 pm

Ahaha! So true! xD

by Resurrection Vic Sat Aug 15, 2009 3:53 pm

Loki wrote:Watch. Watch. WATCH. WATCH!!! X'D

The fall at the end is hil-ar-i-ous!

32 secinds in is hilarrious : You don't have to outrun the bear, just who you're running with Laughing

And the chick at 1.08 who leaves her kid behind lol!

And the bear deserved everything that happened to him after 1.22...their parents taught them well...I don't want to meet any of them in a dark alley.

Thanks, Loki, I needed that cheers

by Inerio Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:51 pm

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These make me grin.

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