*falls upon the FOG in a fit a happy weeping...

[Digital Muse]

Ok, maybe that's a bit melodramatic. One of your newest members pointed me this way when I mentioned a deep, abiding need to write with others that not only love to RP, but can actually string more than a few coherent sentences together for a fun story-telling session. Bless you Styion!

I've been role-playing and writing for...uh...a long time. Don't ask me how many years, I get confused at my age, you know. But, I'm actively working on a series of books, a screenplay and some magazine articles and need some practise...which I look forward to getting here.

I can't wait to jump into it!

[Igraine]

Awwww... don't worry a thing about the dramatic entrance. As a matter of fact, I'm getting sentimental right now, just looking at your beautiful kitty avatar. He/she looks almost exactly like a cat I had years ago - the best, most wonderful kitty ever. I miss her... *sniffles*

Anyway, welcome to FOG, and uh... don't worry about "the years." No one would ask a lady about such things... I think. >.> <.<

[Kalon Ordona II]

Welcome to the FOG! Strion Stion is awesome, so a friend of his is likely awesome as well! ^_^

This site is definitely for you. A place for the eliterate!
Welcome once again, and enjoy!

[Stion Gyas]

I've had two name changes in one thread! Woohoo! Welcome to FOG from one of the newest new people here. ;o

[Ragter the junior greeter]

I can string a few coherent messages together! WATCH

Dio & Abe Lincoln, Party IV

So now it was new year's day, Dio and Abe were entertaining some guests at the White House. The year, currently, was 1959, and the party so far was going fantastically well. All of a sudden, a young pager boy by the name of Ragte rushed in and cried out "the british are coming, the british are coming!" then he promptly passed out.

"Egads, we must do something about this!" Dio cried triumphantly, looking to Abe whom nodded his approval. "Come Abe, we ride!" Dio shouted, running outside and climbing onto his horse called Stan. Likewise, Abe went over to his own horse called Dave and got on. "Onwards Dasher!" Dio exclaimed and off they went to fight off the British.

When they got to where the british were invading, they saw alligators, lots and lots of alligators. "It seems the british are alligators! we need lightning!" Dio exclaimed, clapping his hands. When he clapped his hands, the skies opened up and lightning struck down the alligators where they were. "We're safe!" Dio exclaimed, then threw himself into Abe's arms and gave him a manly kiss.

FIN

Oh, and uh, welcome to FOG.

[Kalon Ordona II]

Oopsie! Sorry about that, Sion Stion!
(I really did accidentally type "Sion" first, just now. )

*crosses out misspelled name with magic marker*

[Stion Gyas]

Bravo! An excellent piece, Ragter. Does she win a car, too?

Kalon: No problem, all my names either look like a real word or have a lot of similar letters in a row. Be glad I didn't choose Gwywir Garzo. ;o

[Digital Muse]

Haha! Thanks all! I'm gonna fit in here j-u-u-u-ust fine!

[Ragter the junior greeter]

Thank you Stion!

Eh...I suppose she could get something better, my autograph!

[Stion Gyas]

That is horrendously unfair... I didn't get your autograph! :O

[Lara]

Welcome to FOG, Muse! Wow, you're working on so much at the same time! Sounds familiar.

I definitely think you'll fit in here perfectly.

[Inerio]

YOU POOR GIRL! ::tackles::
COME AND CRY INTO MY BOSOM!!!

[Fate Flyer]

Hey, Digital Muse! You are the first person that gets to be welcomed by my new FOGgy image:

I'm happy that you found us here through your friend. Don't worry -- we all feel the same way that you do in regards to role-playing. :]

Wow, it sounds like you have some fine accomplishments or soon-to-be accomplishments. I look forward to getting to know you better!

[Digital Muse]

Woo-hoo! Crazy man hugs!

Yeah, school, writing, job hunting, being a lazy b**tch. Lots on my plate.

Thatnks Fate, I really appreciate the welcome.

[Ragter the junior greeter]

Too bad Stion, too bad.

You like the autograph Digimuse?

[Digital Muse]

*bats lashes and sighs. "My hero!"

[Ragter the junior greeter]

God I feel cool

[Dio the Awesome]

'Lo! What damsel here, quivering with the power of emotion? Be comforted, fair lass, for the love of FoG is great. No harm shall befall you nestled deep within these ancient woods.

Verily I say, we are a place attuned with the spirit of roleplay itself. All those who understand the power and purpose of words shall find shelter herein. Now go fair lady, discover the mystery of our forums.

*Bows and hands over a handkerchief*

Now dry thine eyes.

And welcome to the boards. *Charming wink*

[Digital Muse]

Ooooh he's good!

[Ragter the junior greeter]

...you always steal the ladies Dio

[Kalon Ordona II]

Awesome picture, Fate!

[Squall Reyes]

*Arrives to the sounds of trumpets* I would like to welcome you with a Deadpool moment!

[Guest]

Awwww... don't worry a thing about the dramatic entrance. As a matter of fact, I'm getting sentimental right now, just looking at your beautiful kitty avatar. He/she looks almost exactly like a cat I had years ago - the best, most wonderful kitty ever. I miss her... *sniffles*

Anyway, welcome to FOG, and uh... don't worry about "the years." No one would ask a lady about such things... I think. >.> <.<

Observation: Organic meatbag females, particularly human ones, are sensitive to queries regarding the length of time they have been in operation.

Advice: If you do not wish to provoke the the organic meatbag to violence, forcing me to eliminate the organic meatbag, it is advisable not to make such a query.

Observation: That is, 'if'."

No, seriously, welcome aboard.

[Kathryn Lacey]

Welcome to FoG, Muse.

I think you'll enjoy yourself here. I know many of us do. ^^_^^

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