i've come to steal your children, but i'll take cash, too.

[flopsy bunny.]

hi there.

new.

obviously.

i don't like using capitals in ooc talking - a habit i picked up from a friend, so you'll have to excuse it. found the site randomly and thought i'd join, rping is always fun and the site i usually haunt is kinda flatlining.

i also like romantic dinners and riding unicorns naked along the beach. <3

[Guest]

Hey, welcome aboard. I've been on IRC, it doesn't bother me a bit. If it's not 'l33t sp3@k" it doesn't bother me in general.

I've been to a few sites where things are flatlining and everything is complacent. Luckily, this place is pretty vibrant.

[Ragter the junior greeter]

I like people naked on the beach too. Looks like we have something in common.

:p Kidding, kidding, welcome to FOG, don't mind my dog, he doesn't bite...much

[Dio the Awesome]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Not my childrennns!

*Dio runs around scooping up Inerio, Ragter, Adruis and others, trying to carry them all above his head*

You can't has my childrens.... I loves them too much. You go aughgugh has my cash!

*Dio died from the weight stressing his spinal column*

You... can't, can't hass..... my children....

Wel... come... to. to the.... the .... bo...... ards.......

*flatline*

[Kalon Ordona II]

awwww don't feel like you have to use tiny font 'round here.

Welcome to the FOG!

[Bad Kitty]

Actually most of us don't use a font. *Pokes the tiny writing in the first post* Can Kitty play with, bite in half, and leave under the bed?

Also, I think kitty would probably eat his own children before you got there. Bad luck, there.

[Ragter the junior greeter]

to be honest, Dio creeps me out, avoid him if you can Just a friendly tip.

By the wayyyyyy, you get a piece of wood for your gift.

[Squall Reyes]

*shakes his finger at kitty* No kitty! Bad kitty, get those little letters out of your mouth before you choke on them!

Welcome rose.

[Fate Flyer]

Hi, Rose. I love your avatar. I also kind of like the way you type. It's very modern. Lol riding unicorns naked? That sounds like an interesting pastime. XD

Well, welcome to FOG! If you ever have any questions, feel free to ask! Enjoy yourself.

[Loki]

Take 'em, just you keep your hands off of my dogs!



Welcome to FoG.

[Adrius Frostglare]

You can't have my children. They're not born yet.

I'll trade my grandparents for a Klondike Bar, though. Deal? As a generous bonus for this friendly transaction, I will also toss in the much-coveted welcome to FOG. How's that sound?

*extends hand, grows two horns and a sharp, fanged grin*

Deal?

[flopsy bunny.]

fate; thank-you. i don't think i've ever had my typing described as modern before. XD i actually made the avatar myself, though i copied a friend's style. how big avatars can be here was a complete surprise, lmao, and i wanted something new. :3

adrius; sounds like a deal. yum~

ragter; thanks for the gift, and the tip. <3 i'll keep them both close to heart. ;D

loki; i will most certainly keep my hands off your dogs. i'm more a cat person, anyways.

bad kitty; that excludes you.

thanks squall, and kalon for the welcomes. :3 and you, dio, i shan't touch your children, i think people get arrested for that, anyways.

heyseuss; i'm not actually sure what a IRC is? i started rping at a bigger site that was fairly strict with things like grammar (though i'm forgetful with it) and leet speak and all that. i've never been lured into a chat rp before. .____________. i feel rather sheltered.

EDIT; for some reason the font looks tinier in my firefox than my explorer. ._________.

i just like how tidy it looks.

[Ragter the junior greeter]

an IRC is an Internet Relay Chatroom

And you're a cat person? So am I.

[flopsy bunny.]

i can honestly say i've never heard of that in my entire life, lmfao.

and yeah, i like cats. (: i like dogs, to an extent, but the bigger they are, the more uncertain i am around them and i think most of them can sense that. XP actually, thinking about it, cats don't like me either.

[Blaze]

Hey rose.

You greeted me, so I felt I had to do the same. Thanks for trying to clear up the IRC confusion, even if you're still confused. I'm still confused myself.

[flopsy bunny.]

aw, you didn't have to, blaze, but thank-you. (:

and yeah, it's an odd term. well, not odd, but strange for me. i'd heard of chat rps, and i always just associated that with, you know, normal chat rooms. i didn't know it had it's own... thingy. :0

is this colour with this font size too hard to see? i think it's pretty, but i don't want to burn anyone's eyes out.

[Igraine]

Drawn to your thread like a moth to flame, simply because my own kids have been home this summer way too long and, I was going to take you up on the offer.

Fortunately, tomorrow's the first day of school, so you'll be spared my spawn.

Lucky you. *grins*

Oh, and welcome to FOG

[Mur]

Allo, loff.
Children? I'm sorry to tell you such things, but as a zombie, I'm afraid my baby-making devices couldn't possibly work anymore. Another disadvantage of being a zombie is the lack of the capability to read tiny fontses.
O_o
Anywhozits, if you like comics (Teen Titans >: D~) or romance, we'll get along just fine and I won't be forced to devour your brain in exchange for my un-children/moneyz.
...
...
>: D~ << the "~" is a goatee, by the way. Makes it look more...devious.
...
^_^

[Kalon Ordona II]

The color is fine --though coloring also seems to be discouraged, as far as I can tell. You really really really don't need to use tiny font, though. My poor eyes...

[flopsy bunny.]

i'm sorry, kalon. hopefully this size works a little better. <3

and mur, that's a pity about the kids. i do like teen titans, hower. :3 it's like you read my mind, omg. i used to write fanfiction for the cartoon show, lmao. and i love romances. <3

igraine; if you somehow find that school's cancelled and you're stuck with them again, send 'em my way - i'll make them cake. :3

[Blaze]

igraine; if you somehow find that school's cancelled and you're stuck with them again, send 'em my way - i'll make them cake. :3

So she can make them fat and eat them.

[flopsy bunny.]

shush, blaze, or else everyone will know. :0

[Mur]

O_O
Well then...
*shoves axe back into rucksack*
Never mind about the...brain devour-ness then. *stomachgrumble*
Damn. Anywho, did I half-understand an interest in Teen Titans?! GASP! I'm starting a role play about it soon, so, if you'd be interested...
(By the by, PM me if you're interested >~)
Hmm, Rose, as it seems...this may be the beginning of a deliciously sinister...shared existence? Surry, loff. Takes more than a few compliments toward my greatest fandoms to be a "fast friend" of Murdoch Rouge! >
I'm lying, I'll have you know. I'll need to see your ID first, and all those children's unripened brains. I'm dreadfully hungry, you see.

[Ragter the junior greeter]

Cats hate you too? Well, I like cats, but sometimes mine have their off days and go ape crazy on me...

[flopsy bunny.]

ragter; i'm not allowed to keep a kitty at the moment. one day i'll get one though and train it to love me. :3 but i like that cats have that uncontrollable side, that they're their own person. or animal, rather, lmao.

and mur; i might take you up on that offer, though i was thinking of doing a one-on-one first, just to get used to this place~

and sure, have the brains, i'm not a fan of them anyways.

<333

[Mur]

If you want to get the "gist" of what goes on, I'd be glad to do a short one on one for practice with you. ^_^
I'm the creator of the board, so I feel it's my responsibility to make sure everyone's comfortable and prepared!
...
I. Love. You. *super diabetes barrage!!*
Yes. Brains can give you the rare disease known as "Super Diabetes". It's like diabetes, but times two...and you can apparently get it from ingesting tiny human brains. But, seeing as how I've already passed on and returned as the...slightly decomposed Murdoch Rouge, I've no problems with a little...super...ailment.
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^_^!! (That's: "HAPPY FACE!!")

[[Soma]]

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[Kathryn Lacey]

Welcome to the thread, Rose.

I hope you enjoy yourself here.

I do feel a need to say that when you coupled the size 9 font with the veranda font, it wasn't that bad, but when you removed the veranda, it was painful. The colour actually isn't so bad, but it will take a while for me to get used to it. The size 11 works much better. Thanks for changing it.

[Guest]

o.O
welcome to FOG.
:3

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