Reporting in

[Rittermeister]

Greetings to all. My name is Jim Whitley, I'm from North Carolina, and when I'm not busy taunting orphans and drowning kittens in the river, I can be found reading, writing, and reenacting long-forgotten wars. I've been writing and roleplaying for quite some time now; five years, by last count. I've done it in numerous online games and most recently at Roleplay Gateway, but tend to grow quickly bored of the hackneyed ideas, poor grammar, and general mediocrity of such places. I'm hoping this will be the start of something better. If you need any help at all with any RPs relating to military matters, specifically prior to the 1960's, drop me a line.

[Seer]

Hello and welcome! I actually just ditched rpg. Too many problems on that site and people are not devouted to role-plays there. I hope you find what your lookingn for here and hope to see you in role plays! Welcome to Fog! Oh and what was your username on there? Mine was Damien Silverwing.

[Rittermeister]

My username was Iceheart; usually preceded by "That asshole".

[Seer]

Ah. I am sorry I don't recognize the name. Ah well. Glad to know you here!

[Fate Flyer]

Greetings to you, Jim/Rittermeister! Welcome to FOG. Reenacting long-forgotten wars sounds like a fun hobby.

I hope that we can provide you with what was lacking at those other places you previously role-played at. I look forward to seeing you around!

[Inerio]

::Looks up from bag of drowned kittens::
Dammit! You can't drown kittens too! Then there won't be as many kittens for me to drown! I'll have to stick to just being a prostitute! D< GOD DAMMIT NEW GUY!

Hey there Ritters, it's a shame I couldn't have known you on RPG. I love assholes. >> And other various body parts. But, oh, I've said too much.

[Guest]

You found me before I found this topic, but a belated greeting to you anyway!

[Igraine]

Welcome to FOG, Jim. I somehow doubt you'll have any trouble fitting in around here at all. *grins*

[Dio the Awesome]

War reenactment?! Then you'll love my George Washington fanfic about the civil war. Here's a few bits.


"Bleamy!" Cried George, as a folly of cannon fodder flew over his head. "Those Spanish will never take Mexico from us! Not after what they did to Canada!"

But the might of the Spanish Cannon proved to much for George, as they cut through his elite riflemen. The horses were simply to scared to charge. It was beginning to look like the end for USA.

But low, on the horizon, an army of dogs appeared. It was Kangas Khan come to save the day with his war mongrels. "Go my preciouses!" Kried Kangas.

"Shuck me blue!" Yelled the Spanyards, as they were forced to reteat.

"My many thanks good sir." Said George after the battle was over. "Care to come to my tent for a cup o tea?"

"I would like that." Said Kangas katiously.

After several cups of tea, the two man sat talking of their exploits. "And before they knew it, those Chinese saw their stupid wall, EXPLODE! until there was nothing left. And that's why I rule the entire continent of Asia." Koncluded Kangas

"My dear boy." George said, as he leaned in, "That's the stuff war is made of. What do you plan on conquering next?"

Kangas krossed the room, leaning in as well, "It appears there is going to be a Pitched battle, very soon."

They're lips parted slightly, neither man want to make the first advance. Their faces hung inches away from one another. Quietly George whispered, "You know I, wear this wig for a reason."

Kangas kut him off, "Stop, you had me at Konquer."

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For more George Washington / Kangas Khan slash fiction, check out my blog.

Welcome to the boards.

That was the creepiest thing I have ever written.

[Kaitlyn Wild]

::dies as insides rupture from intense laughter at the Khan/Washington forray in "darkness" and Maguire-esque romantic fancy::

[[Soma]]

My username was Iceheart; usually preceded by "That asshole".

I'm known as CYB3RPUNK, also known as MR.Troll, but I say lets be friends!

[Ragter the junior greeter]

I take back what I said in the other thread Dio, you are insane. Though, you're probably shooting for that o_O

Welcome to FOG Ritter! Hope you enjoy your stay here like I have so far.

[Dio the Awesome]

RAGTER STOP FOLLOWING ME!

...Or reverse following me. ERRCH! A REVERSE STALKER!

*runs*

[Buzzwulf]

Holy crap, that was creepy.

Anyway, welcome to the boards. Try not to slip on anything.

[Kathryn Lacey]

Dio never ceases to make a creep of himself.

Welcome to FoG, Jim. I'm not really one for war, but I do hope you find others here who are. I'm glad you've decided to make a pit-stop here in your search for literacy. I'm certain you probably won't need to search any longer, for we are the stuff of which role play is made. ^^_^^

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