WOOHOO Your SEXY God is here! :D

[Xerxcuss]

Hello everyone! I am Xerxcuss! No not the weird guy from 300... I'm Way sexier ;P Ladies you may call me Xerxcuss Baby or Just Sexy XD. ((No I'm not an ego freak ))
ANYWAYS! I am glad to be here! I hope this RP is as good of an RP site as Eternity says! Oh and thank you Eternity for inviting me *Butt rapes Eternity*
WELL Now that we are done with that I'm going to grab.... A POPTART! Then I'm gonna go get in this wonderful RP site! If you would like to know anything about me just IM me! Yes, I bite.

[Eternity]

Hello sexy man.

And no, I'm wearing my chastity belt tonight.

XD MWAHHAHAHAHA

*steals poptart*

Mmm, welcome to FOG.
*eats it happily*

[Fluff]

It's like my twin brother with worse post formatting.

Also, Eternity's butt is mine, along with several other items. If you bite, I bite harder. Gerroff, faggit!

[Xerxcuss]

Your Like my twin brother just in deep self denial! Beacuse Enternity's butt IS MINE. Geroff, Douche!

[Inerio]

Ahahaha!

XD This is rich, I like the new guy already.

[Fluff]

Your lack of formatting and bad spelling skills will do you no good here, intruder! Begone, before I am forced to post pictures of... *drumroll*

LOLCATS.

[Eternity]

Aww don't worry.

Xerx is a good roleplayer, when I crack the whip on him. He's made a lot of improvements over these passing months, so I drew him here, where he can more greatly grow for the better.

We can shape and change him in our perfect image. I mean, he's already adorably perverted and undeniably handsome. He just about fits in!

[Fluff]

I won't like him till he can spell "because" right. *sulks*

[Xerxcuss]

I'll always Love you Fluffy.
From now* on I shall spell my "Beacuse" so you can *Sulk* in a corner more often.

*Edit: Damn computer, I press "w" I get "t". I press "c" I get "r". Most Aggarvating,,,

[Fluff]

You didn't tell me he was gay.

[Eternity]

lol he's not gay Fluff, let's be nice.

XD
LOL

He's just a little cocky. You'll get used to it, I mean, he is your twin brother. XD

I loves you bothz.

[Fluff]

I will accept a threesome if he promises not to touch my butt...

[Eternity]

... Can I... touch your b-

WELCOME TO FOG
ENJOY YOUR STAY
AT OUR SERIOUS COMMUNITY

THANKS FOR JOINING

~YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD IN-CHARACTER MODERATOR
(Eternity)

[Fluff]

Yes you may.

[Tempest]

Sweet sanity what has happened here.

*hoses down all the raging hormones.*

Cold showers! Now! The lot of you!

Welcome to FoG Xerxcuss!, enjoy yourself (not too much) and if you have any questions feel free to address the staff!

[Fate Flyer]

Hello, Xerxcuss! Well, *ahem* welcome aboard! ^^ Have a good time here!

We can shape and change him in our perfect image. I mean, he's already adorably perverted and undeniably handsome. He just about fits in!

"I can make you a man!"
(Rocky Horror XD)

[Dio the Awesome]

MY LORD AND MASTER!

*Bows down at Sexy Mans feet, and starts kissing them*

I shall worship you as my Sex God, in hopes that I can learn and master the ways of the Sex, in the hopes that I can become as sexy as you!

And uh... err... Welcome to the board?

[Reffy]

Haha. Loved the Rocky Horror reference

Welkies Mr Just Sexy

[Xerxcuss]

Awwww thanks for all of the welcomes
I really do like it here at FOG!
ALOT MUHAHAHAHAHA! ;P

[Kathryn Lacey]

Oh no... Fluffy! You were supposed to be the only one! The world can't handle two of you! Not to mention this one is worse for the atrocious spelling. ^;_;^


:: coughs ::

Welcome to FoG. I can see you're already thoroughly enjoying yourself. ^^_^^

[Loki]

I think that news is a little dated, I've been here for a little over a month now...

I am Loki, the mischievous god of fire after all. The only thing hotter than the fire that is under my control is my own sexy self.

[Fluff]

Actually, I'm pretty sure that you're Loki: god of self-delusion and lonely masturbation.

No, I did not just describe myself, Kathryn, before you make any cracks about it. >_>

[Loki]

Oh Fluffy, I know that is just the envy talking. I am flattered that my good looks caused your defense mechanism to kick into gear, but you don't need to go about comparing yourself to me. Really, I'd hate it if I caused you to developing a complex of some sort.

[Fluff]

I have been forced to develop complexes by PROFESSIONALS, BOY! I'm only mildly insecure about you.

[Dio the Awesome]

I think this sort of banter should be contained to the Foes thread. >.>

[Kathryn Lacey]

Don't worry, Fluffy. I wasn't going to say it's you. However... if the shoe fits...

[Fluff]

...throw it at Kathryn's head. Or something along those lines, anyways. ^_^