Art Help!

[Guest]

Okay, so I'm making a portrait for a woman I work with of her dressed as a female fantasy warrior in a battle ready stance. She's a very hum-drum kind of person with a bit of an attitude and she hates working mornings. I wanted to kind of make a joke(something kinda witty but professional, you understand) with her saying something in the portrait but I'm having trouble with ideas. I wanted it to be related to our work(she works the service counter at a grocery store) but also possibly with a fantasy/MMO gaming reference. I do not know enough about MMOs to make a joke about it though.

Here is what I have of the picture so far:


The one idea I had was:

"Bitch, please. It's 7 a.m. and you do not want to be messing with this." (seemed kinda unprofessional because of the cursing but I do not know how else to phrase it and still make it sound good)

Any other ideas or any input about gaming would be very helpful!

Is that a flattering picture, by the way? She's an older woman and I want it to look like her without making her look REALLY old, you know?

[Lumeus]

"Swear to god its 7 a.m. and if you don't pull this customer aggro off of me I will wipe this raid and QQ rage quit."

[Digital Muse]

"It's 7 a.m., don't make me go all Medieval on you!"

[Guest]

Hehe1 "Customer aggro"! Love it! XD Thank you, guys!

[Kalon Ordona II]

"Don't make me go Leroy Jenkins on you!"

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