Why I Killed You

[Modesti]

It's very simple. Tell the person who posted above you why you killed them.

For example:

I killed you because you stole my frozen taco last night and refused to return any of my calls.

or:

I killed you because I care.

[Dreamless Days]

This seems very much like the ban game, lol.

I killed you because your avatar convinced me to be absorbed into the sun. (/reference)

[Artorius]

Well I killed you because you showed up at the FOG party and spiked the drinks

[Kalon Ordona II]

I-scared-you-and-possessed-your-body because you're awesome.

[Hisoka]

I hardly need a reason to kill this champion of Order but in the spirit of things...I killed him because he would not stop insisting a cat only has four legs, he muttered something about it being disorderly....So I had a thousand cats with a boring amount of only four legs tear him to shreds, then I feed the remains to his family in a pot of chilli.....They liked it.... right up to the moment I told them the truth...

A thousand cats 1235.45
Chilli ingredients 400.45
The look on their faces Priceless.

[Crimson Saint]

I killed you because you used the Mastercard commercial template without proper narration by Morgan Freeman.

You fiend.

[Artorius]

I killed you because your avatar is TOO badass

[Modesti]

I killed you because you think his avatar is bad ass.

[Artorius]

I killed you out of pure desire for vengeance!

[Modesti]

I killed you because in fact, vengeance is highly underrated.

[Artorius]

I killed you because I am so bitter that you were so right... -__-

[Crimson Saint]

I killed you because you are bitter over Modesti's indisputable correctness!

[Modesti]

I killed you on accident during a joy ride on a steam roller. Whoops.

[Crimson Saint]

I killed you for not inviting me on your steam roller joyride!

[Artorius]

I killed you because I had some fireworks left over from the 4th of July. I set them off in your house...

[Kalon Ordona II]

I killed you because I had nothing better to do. xD

Actually I do, though.
So I guess I'll kill the next person coming to kill me in honor of that realization.

I wonder who'll stumble into my ambush.

[Hisoka]

I believe this is the virtue of being a force of the universe that's been around before anything else...That and I get my own parking spot....Thus I kill you for daring to park in my awesome parking spot.

[Modesti]

I killed you for wasting your time on parking spots when you can just drive on through the front doors. Huzzah!

[Red_Wolf]

I killed you because you made this thread that makes me kill the person above me!

[Modesti]

I killed you for not realizing that you purposely posted in this killing forum to...you guessed it KILL.

[Notebookface]

I killed you because you wont stop picking Oddjob as your character in GoldenEye 64.

[Lord Revan]

I killed you because you have a Nintendo 64, and I want to steal it.

[Christoph]

I killed you because you want to own an Nintendo 64. =p

[Modesti]

I killed you for killing over a nintendo 64 when playstation is clearly the better option.

[Lord Revan]

I killed you for never having played a Nintendo 64 and comparing it to a playstation.

[Axiom Awaits]

I killed you for wanting a Nintendo 64 when it is definitely outdated.

Also I killed you because I did buy one a few years ago, thinking that playing Goldeneye/Zelda/Mario Cart again sounded like a good nostalgic idea. It wasn't and I'm unhappy about it

[StalkerX]

I killed you for having Heimerdinger as your Avitar..And Damn it I hate Heimer in the middle lane...

[Notebookface]

As a disillusioned gamer who believes--no; knows for a fact that the last truly good systems were the PS1 and Nintendo 64, I killed you for killing Axiom Awaits before I could kill him.

[Scheherazade]

I killed you because nobody ever says anything about the Sega Dreamcast, dammit.

[Lord Revan]

I killed you because you are actually nostalgic towards the Sega Dreamcast.

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