Re: Avatar Captions

by Adrius Frostglare Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:32 pm

"My slushies brings all the boys to the boys to the yard."

by **Kalon Ordona II** Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:56 pm

And the people cried out with one voice and said, "Mountains, fall on us!" and "Hills of ice, cover us! lest the heavens fall down in wrath upon our heads!"

by Anemone Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:28 pm

"And so... the knight too was drawn in the Book of Souls, and so too did he appear in the world, in all his unrealistic looking glory. And oh how the three-dimensional kids laughed and sang for their two-dimensional hero"

by **Kathryn Lacey** Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:52 pm

"Sh... She has no idea I'm about to give her a wet willy!"

by Resurrection Vic Sun Jul 26, 2009 10:23 pm

"Have you ever been properly bitch-slapped by a snow goddess?"

by Inerio Sun Jul 26, 2009 11:13 pm

"Am I also blond down where?"

by Adrius Frostglare Sun Jul 26, 2009 11:14 pm

*smiles sweetly* "I'll kill you!" *wink*

EDIT: Woops... someone beat me to it. Let me rephrase.

"The truth is out there... and I'll split everyone's ass in half until I find out."

by Resurrection Vic Sun Jul 26, 2009 11:37 pm

"Zoolander ain't got s*** on me!!"

by Anemone Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:49 am

"Why helllooooo there heart

"

by **Kathryn Lacey** Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:53 am

"I have to lube up my fingers before I can make my puppet come alive."

by Adrius Frostglare Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:29 pm

"Is there a polar bear behind me?"

by Sighlent Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:59 am

"To hell with spirit fingers!"

by Anemone Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:08 am

"Look at me, I'm so awesome that this is a Black and White Picture, but I'm brown!"

by Sighlent Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:22 am

Pink Haired Girl: "My boobs make up for my lack of brains!"

Blue Haired Girl: *Sighs* "Can we please get on with the show...no one cares about your breasts."

Pink Haired Girl: "I like bubble gum and Tokyo pop and being all sexy like seductive! Tee-hee!"

Blue Haired Girl: "God you're stupid."

by Anemone Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:15 am

"
I see that you see that I see that you see that I see that you see that I see you like chocolate as much as I do... afterall we both rolled in it.... wait! WHY ARE YOU EATING MY ARM?! JUST BECAUSE IT'S MILK CHOCOLATE DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET TO EAT IT!"

*Several minutes later*

"Great... now I'm just a head set on his black table until he eats the rest of me..."

by Sighlent Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:32 am

((O.O

Why do I picture Willy Wonka chowing down on me when I read that?

Willy Wonka: Do you like my meadow? Try some of my grass! Please have a blade, please do, it's so delectable and so darn good looking!
Charlie Bucket: You can eat the grass?
Willy Wonka: Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatable, even *I'm* eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. ))

"I'm blue da ba dee da ba die..."

by Adrius Frostglare Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:53 am

Willy Wonka

(Two words: Johnny Depp XD))

Introducing the first ever bio luminescent human!

by Inerio Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:10 pm

"Don't bother me, I'm in my happy place."

by **Loki** Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:15 pm

"I killed you already; you just haven't figured it out yet."

by Adrius Frostglare Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:29 pm

"Screw posing as a granny, why don't I just eat the little scarlet b****?"

by **Loki** Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:31 pm

"You WILL bow to my angst!"

by Adrius Frostglare Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:34 pm

*paws at the door*

"Full moon. Need to go out. NOW! Please?"

by **Loki** Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:36 pm

"Are these meteors or are they eyes? Either way, outlook: not good."

by **Kalon Ordona II** Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:40 pm

"LoooooookiiiiiiHEY! I can read backwards!" *squeee*

by Inerio Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:52 pm

"Must. . . Find. . . Bathroom. . . Constipation. . . Killing me."

by **Kathryn Lacey** Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:02 pm

"This isn't just a mask. It's a sock stained with INK!"

by Inerio Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:04 pm

"That's right, just keep looking at my face and pay no attention to the steam of icy water I'm about to slap you with. . ."

by Gunneh Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:05 pm

Inerio: "Now, doc, tell me: What do you see?"

Is it fair that I used a movie quote? XD

by m00se4brainz Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:37 am

(I think so! I'm going to use one too. I think it fits well.)

"I'm a cleaner. ... No women, no kids. That's the rule."

(cleaner = hitman. I love that movie.)

by Inerio Wed Jul 29, 2009 7:17 am

((The Professional, right? That was an awesome movie!))
"I'm baaaaaaaaaack."
"Oh, not this again!"

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