The Tales of Red

[Eternity]

This thread will be dedicated to "TheColorIsRed". Throughout the IRC, Loki has deemed her an anime character, and we have also deemed her a lover of 'younger' men. She is the Queen Creeper, and a very fun, and lively person. Red, I love you, truly, and this is why I have opened this up. At first, we do not have tons of pictures (Yet) but we definitely will. I'm already working on some scenarios to pull a couple laughs out of you, as well as others who know your dark IRC ways. As well, I'm sure there will be a few other scenarios involving other FoG members where we poke a little fun just to get laughs and share harmless humor. If I am to use you as a member in my pictures, then I will most likely be PMing you for permissions to your identity.

Shall we begin?

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The Tales of Red

*FOREWARNING: This is all a joke, just to poke some real life fun at a FoGger with no intent to insult or hurt feelings. This is all meant to share some laughs and get a kick out of IRC inside jokes.

WARNING:
The following thread features stunts performed either by professionals or under the supervision of professionals. Accordingly, Eternity & Loki, and the producers must insist that no one attempt to recreate or re-enact any stunt or activity performed on this thread.

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1) The PedoCookie: For when a cookie is just not enough to lure in your victims. Happy 2 to 5th birthdays. She's shooting young this year.



2) PedoReds Anonymous: The ritual gathering of half naked men who've grown up after a life of flirtatious candy-taking from our lovable Red. These poor men have grown up to live in basements and are doomed to play RockBand and suffer extreme candy addictions.

[thecolorisred]

....D:

But I thought I sent them to Bishie Yaoi School.

;3;

And I thought I kept women, not men in the basement...

*whistles innocently*

la la la~ \o/

[Kaito]

[officially lurks this thread nao]

[Inerio]

I'm somewhere in between laughing my ass off at this and wanting whatever was left of my innocence back.

[Kaito]

mmmhh reminds me of someone~ ;]

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