What. The. Hell.

[Fluff]

Okay, this is just ridiculous. You invite me to a roleplaying site, fine. It claims to be very high-quality, cool. I was pretty pleased with this whole arrangement, then I noticed something.

a serious community
for all types of role-plays

WHAT IN THE BEJEEBERS IS THIS BULLSHIT?

I demand that this atrocity be addressed. To reflect my appearance here at your adequate-but-sadly-lacking-in-quantities-of-myself website, this message should be changed to something more appropriate. I suggest "a goofy community for all kinds of naughty jokes" or "FOG - we don't wipe (after eating)" or even "could someone please help me find my underwear? I lost it over in the romance forum..."

Now that that's settled, I rather like this place. It's very dark, I can barely read some of the text in the menus, and all-in-all it sort of radiates an aura of "what if Edward Cullen was a website designer?" You have ninja smilies, which is cool, and pirate smilies, which sucks. I could get comfy here, I suppose. This cushy throne will do nicely. You, get me some coffee. You, get me an alcoholic beverage. No, I don't know which one I'm really going to drink. You, get me a deep-fried mars bar, and you, bring me a TV and set it to something good, preferably with half-dressed girls wielding laser guns. Finally, you--yeah, the scrawny one over there on the right--you come over here and kneel down. I need your back to use as a footstool.

Seriously, I could use some grapes or a half-nekkid girl fanning me with a giant palm leaf or something. Hop to it, mortals.

[Fate Flyer]

Hi..? Would you care to explain yourself a little more clearly please? If you have any suggestions for the message board, please PM me personally or bring them up in the appropriate forum.

[Fluff]

Don't worry, I put my tongue so far in my cheek that it got stuck there. In fact, I think it's making me speak with a lisp now. Example: "I phut my thongue tho far in my cheek it got thtuck there."

I was kidding. ^_^ Thanks for inviting me.

EDIT: Also, you have AWESOME question marks here. ? = badass.

[Fate Flyer]

Lol I figured. Well, thanks for, uh, upping our adequateness with your presence now. ^_~

Haha! They are curly, aren't they? (I <3 Century Gothic - a very modern font. )

[Kathryn Lacey]

Yeah... I had no idea what to say to this introduction. At first I thought perhaps we had acquired our first real flamer, but the more I read, the more I thought you must have been joking, but I wasn't entirely certain because reading what someone types isn't the same as listening to them speak because you can't discern the inflection in their voices.

Welcome to FoG!

[Fluff]

Flamer? I'm not a flamer! You shut your mouth! Your socks smell funny! You're a Nazi (lol, misuse of Godwin's Law)! Nah, I only flame flamers. Whenever I run into one, I have to go turn the computer off for a minute and do something relaxing so I don't go into a foaming-at-the mouth frenzy. It's actually really funny!

Ha ha, don't sweat it. I've been described as an "acquired taste" before, and that was by a friend of mine! The rest of you relatively sane people have every excuse to give me strange looks. Again, thanks for inviting me.

Now seriously, where's that mars bar?

[Kaislynn]

LOL love the intro, thanks for the boarder line levity
Enjoy the FOG. Welcome, and no I will not bring you a mars bar

See you around the boards

[Guest]

Enjoy FOG!

[Ylanne Abdul Saleeb]

Don't worry; there's nothing remotely sane about me. I'm a crime writer, AND an editor, AND a teacher, AND a roleplayer, AND here. Therefore I cannot possibly be sane.

[Gunneh]

So...anyways...I'm both confused and filled with visions of awesome from your first post. I admire that...for some odd reason.

Anywho, welcome to FoG, Fluffy! Can't wait to see you around the boards.

[Deadpan]

Oh. Hi.

See you around, buddy.

[Fluff]

Don't worry; there's nothing remotely sane about me. I'm a crime writer, AND an editor, AND a teacher, AND a roleplayer, AND here. Therefore I cannot possibly be sane.

Yeah, well, I'm seventeen. Beat that.

Hey, Deddy. Smell you later, and enjoy the summer.

[Fate Flyer]

I have a feeling you are going to be keeping everyone on their toes, Mr.

[Lucian 'The Wolf' Harth]

I see I'm going to have to keep an eye on this one.

Welcome to FOG. Be sure to read the rules and familiarize yourself with some of the members, which I see you've already begun....

I look forward to seeing you around.

[Tempest]

This guy is hilarious!

Welcome aboard Mighty Fluffball! I love your up-beat and sarcastic, yet friendly, personality and sense of humour! As I was reading your introduction thread I could almost hear Johnny Bravo coming through there!

Enjoy yourself here at FOG!

[Fluff]

Yeah, because Johnny Bravo totally uses the word "bullshit" all the time. Naw, what I should have done is start hitting on every girl here.

*gets beat up*

"She wants me."

[Tempest]

I was, of course, referring to the vanity of this phrase, 'To reflect my appearance here at your adequate-but-sadly-lacking-in-quantities-of-myself website'

[Hank J Wimbleton]

I love you. Seriously.

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