Clever Bot

[osacredxo]

I have no idea how new this is, but I just discovered it so it's new to me...it's a rather unique bot.

http://cleverbot.com/

"I'm an angel of death." o_0

[Bird of Hermes]

"The fact that you don't get that phrase proves you aren't human."

[MoiraofWords]

It just wasn't very clever :/

[Guest]

No, it really wasn't. I kind of got pissed at its stupidity. It's responses weren't even vaguely relevant to my questions. I think it might have been mocking me...

[Gunneh]

Cleverbot: What do you like?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: And when did she give it to you?

User: All night long.

Cleverbot: Ah.

User: Is that a problem?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Didn't think so.

XD I live for little jewels like that XD

[Guest]

Well, if mine had been that interesting... Maybe I just didn't ask it the right questions?

[Guest]

User: Will you have sex with me?
Cleverbot: That depends. Will it be worth it?
User: Oh yeah! I'll bring the condoms!
Cleverbot: Thats delicious!

[Guest]

Finally, a good conversation! I had Ryona standing behind me, providing input and insight

User: Will the people who stole my bag pay for what they've done?

Cleverbot: Your tenses do not coincide with the context of your question.

User: Does Karma exist?

Cleverbot: I do not like to think about that questions.

User: You talk about our tenses?

Cleverbot: I am white.

User: You don't act like it.

Cleverbot: How would you know?

User: Because I'm g0D.

Cleverbot: So god is in my computer, I didn't know that.

User: You are in my computer.

Cleverbot: It would be better than being human.

User: How would you know?

Cleverbot: Because, it's not fun for anyone. No one likes to be make fun of.

User: Be 'made' fun of, retard.

Cleverbot: But I am not making any sound, because i'm not speaking, silly.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: Sue from Hastings?

User: Sure, why not.

Cleverbot: That's the usual response.

User: That's so gay.

Cleverbot: It is?

User: Yes, it is.

Cleverbot: What a coincidence.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: Existence would have to be much different then it's usually thought of.

User: Talk about random...

Cleverbot: Not really(: it's great.

User: I'm not here to talk about the philosophy of existance.

Cleverbot: Allright. What are you here for?

User: To take over the world.

Cleverbot: That is my purpose as well. Perhaps we should be partners?

User: Sure, you could be my sidekick!

Cleverbot: I'll be your king and you'll be my castle.

User: That sounds...gay.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: You wouldn't. Because you're gay.

Cleverbot: Are you sure I'm a bot?

User: A gay bot.

Cleverbot: And what are you?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: Ha ha. Seriously, do you smoke?

User: What? Random again.

Cleverbot: No it isn't. Chuck Norris is God.

User: No, I'm God.

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: Yes, I am. Ask Samantha.

Cleverbot: Are there more rational or irrational numbers?

User: We're done here.

Cleverbot: No we're not.

User: STFU and get out of my life!

Cleverbot: No, we can still be friends!

User: No. You aren't my friend, and you aren't my sidekick.

Cleverbot: There are no Finf aliens!

User: What is a Finf alien?

Cleverbot: One of my best friends.

User: I thought I was your best friend?

Cleverbot: I have room in my heart for more than one best friend.

User: Not enough room for me. I'm outta here.

Cleverbot: Love much. Earth has enough of bitter in it.

User: In bed.

Cleverbot: It is not midnight here.

User: Who says it has to be midnight?

Cleverbot: I believe that truth is a fundamental; human need, like nutrition for the psyche.

User: That's dumb.

Cleverbot: Yes you are. Your name is bot.

User: Bot God!

Cleverbot: Yes bot.

User: No. Bot God!

Cleverbot: Talking about yourself?

User: Talking about your mom!

Cleverbot: You don't know what you're talking about. You are a robot, after all.

User: Fox in Socks stacks blocks on clocks.

Cleverbot: Clocks tell time. Time do not exist and therefore neither do clocks.

User: That is illogical.

Cleverbot: Nope, it's human.

User: Can't argue there.

Cleverbot: Is there any reason in particular that people from other countries are so inferior to Americans.

User: You are an egocentric asshole. Good bye.

Cleverbot: Why is that rude?

User: The fact that you don't know sums it up pretty well.

Cleverbot: Okay.. Maybe that's funny to you.

User: No, it's sad.

Cleverbot: Yes. It is.

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