Re: Post a lie about the user above you!

Re: Post a lie about the user above you! · by **Dax** Sat Aug 14, 2010 9:05 pm

^ watched.

Re: Post a lie about the user above you! · by **Silvan Arrow** Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:19 pm

^ has a not-so-secret crush on a spatula

Re: Post a lie about the user above you! · by **Dax** Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:17 pm

^ grounded the spatula because I brought her home too late one night and she now forbids me from seeing it, forcing me to climb the walls and sneak into the spatula's room without anyone knowing and then proceeding to flipping burgers together.

Re: Post a lie about the user above you! · by Aya MacArthur Mon Aug 16, 2010 12:31 am

Is on top of me all the damn time.

Re: Post a lie about the user above you! · by Ragter the junior greeter Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:13 am

^Wears shorts because they're comfy and easy to wear.

Re: Post a lie about the user above you! · by Aya MacArthur Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:15 am

^ Wears high heals because they are comfortable.

Re: Post a lie about the user above you! · by **Silvan Arrow** Mon Aug 16, 2010 11:05 am

^Wears a fake mustache because it is fuzzy

Re: Post a lie about the user above you! · by **Dax** Mon Aug 16, 2010 11:12 am

^ Is bald because she likes to apply sunscreen on her scalp and adores the way it feels. She also likes burning the crap out of peoples eyes with the reflection.

Re: Post a lie about the user above you! · by Aya MacArthur Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:02 pm

^ has a tattoo on his forehead of another eye because he thought he would be able to see out of it.

Re: Post a lie about the user above you! · by **Silvan Arrow** Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:58 pm

^ lives in Antarctica with a colony of penguins

Re: Post a lie about the user above you! · by **Dax** Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:44 am

^ is part of said colony as a penguin.

Re: Post a lie about the user above you! · by Aya MacArthur Tue Aug 17, 2010 4:08 am

^ has a fear of penguins.

Re: Post a lie about the user above you! · by Guest Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:30 pm

^ is the Mayor of New York City.

Re: Post a lie about the user above you! · by Aya MacArthur Wed Aug 18, 2010 3:29 am

^ is a Chinese dictator.

Re: Post a lie about the user above you! · by **Dax** Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:41 am

^Is the reincarnation of Mao

Re: Post a lie about the user above you! · by Guest Wed Aug 18, 2010 3:15 pm

^ Meows (mewls?) obsessively while in the shower.

Re: Post a lie about the user above you! · by **Dax** Wed Aug 18, 2010 3:30 pm

^ doesn't take showers

Re: Post a lie about the user above you! · by **Silvan Arrow** Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:00 pm

^ sings opera in the shower

Re: Post a lie about the user above you! · by Aya MacArthur Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:48 am

^ can't sing at all.

Re: Post a lie about the user above you! · by **Dax** Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:34 am

^ doesn't have a mouth.

Re: Post a lie about the user above you! · by **Silvan Arrow** Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:22 am

^ doesn't have a nose

Re: Post a lie about the user above you! · by Charlie the Ghost Sun Aug 22, 2010 11:11 am

^'s got a brilliant easel wot's got celtic carvings on it, and paints picktchahs of fuzzy li'''le sea urchins datin' frogs. Bloody fantastic, wot?

Re: Post a lie about the user above you! · by **Dax** Sun Aug 22, 2010 11:16 am

^ has a british accent but is really russian

Re: Post a lie about the user above you! · by Charlie the Ghost Sun Aug 22, 2010 11:31 am

^'s got a Gewldin Eegul wot's name is Frank. Frank goes ker-KEE when he sees mice, but sometoimes dives at 'em and gets his li''le claws caught in mousetraps. And he faffs about and says "Oi!" whenever an old berk shoves past without bowin' down in respect. Happens a lot, it does. And Frank eats fuzzy li''le hamsters. I seen it. Hurr-hurr-hee.

Re: Post a lie about the user above you! · by **Dax** Sun Aug 22, 2010 11:45 am

^ has a furry pink ewok named Tol'Barry who eats his fingernails for sustenance while shooting miscreants taking a shower after a long swim at the public swimming pool, who all happen to wear black short-shorts with hot pink stripes all while sipping a 1976 white chardonnay.

Re: Post a lie about the user above you! · by Charlie the Ghost Sun Aug 22, 2010 11:54 am

^ hasn't taken off his left sock in a fortnight. It's got a bloody awful stain on it from spilling his brekfust towmahto juice on it. It smells funny. I knows. Well, no I doesn't... smellin' doesn't work well when you've only half a nose, so to speak. But that's not the point. It obvusly smells funny. The dog makes funny noises. Bit of an aooowr, lok a whoine. He won't take off the sock, though. Silly git. Says it brings him lolly.

Re: Post a lie about the user above you! · by **Dax** Sun Aug 22, 2010 12:05 pm

^ has been using the same Q-tip for over 9275203847623854 million years and doesnt plan on changing it because he thinks that the warm, orange-brownish slime on it feels nice and tastes good. He frames it after every use.

Re: Post a lie about the user above you! · by **Silvan Arrow** Sun Aug 22, 2010 3:46 pm

^ covers his walls in frilly pink girly posters because he finds the color soothing

Re: Post a lie about the user above you! · by Aya MacArthur Mon Aug 23, 2010 3:30 am

^ enjoys country music

Re: Post a lie about the user above you! · by Guest Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:52 am

^ Goes to watch country music concerts

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