i've said it before and i'll say it again

[sharpened teeth]

So I'm Jayne. I'm a thirteen years-old, which must sound pretty young to a lot of you, but I like to write and I would like to think that I write with a certain decency. Sci-fi and certain modern situations tickle my fancy. Big, friendly communities as this float my boat. Even if I am slow by nature, I can see myself having a bright and active future with the site.

As for me, I'm a scrawny, little Asian with too much time on my hands. I enjoy obscure, shitty indie bands (Sunset Rubdown, Wolf Parade, Swan Lake, Frog Eyes, Joanna Newsom, Bright Eyes, Deerhunter, Animal Collective, Ugly Casanova, etc. etc.) and tea. For the most part, I am to sit and observe people, things and conversations. Las Vegas is where I rest and the summer heat warms my bones. I have a certain infatuation with robots, tea, politics, human minds, aliens, collarbones, nosebleeds, cats, harp-players and video games. I like to wear boxers under my dresses. I snort at perverted jokes. I guess I am perceived as someone with a somewhat creepy disposition, but you learn to love it. In the future, I can see myself either working in the areas of psychology, music or writing. My violin is my baby. My erratic sleeping patterns are going to be the death of me someday. Nerds are hot. Oh, did I mention that I love to write?

Ha ha, well, hello!

[Ragter the junior greeter]

hi hi hi hi hi

I finally got a first post!!

Boxers under a dress? Ha, I think I'm gonna like you.

[Dio the Awesome]

Quality means more than position Ragter. Prepare to be blown away by this epic intro...

I will!!

Ahh.... eerrrr...

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I got nothing.

YOU MAY HAVE OUTSMARTED ME THIS TIME RAGTER! BUT I'LL BE BACK!! I.M. DIODRI NEVER QUITS!! YOU'LL SEEEEEEEE!!!!






























Psyche.

Well well my little precious....

*Dio leans in giving his suggestive eyebrows*

Think you can roleplay with the big people do you? Huh? HUH!

Oh. Oh you can. Hmmm.... Well then, I shall be on my merry way. Try to be a good girl then.

*Puts on top hat and grabs his umbrella on the way out*

Welcome to the boards.

*Disclaimer*

I AM NOT CREEPY! PLEASE IGNORE ME!!!

[Ragter the junior greeter]

Huh...looking over this girl's post...

We both like sci-fi...big, friendly communities, I'm usually slow(not here though).

I'm not Asian, but I'm scrawny...Don't know much about music though. Tasted tea once...if I had the chance, would probably taste it again. I observe plenty of things too...I'm not in Vegas though, I heard that place is called Hell's Kitchen or somethin'. I don't have an infatuation with robots, but I like them...as well as human minds, aliens, cats, and video games. I snort at perverted jokes...then again, I'm a guy. I am creepy too, at least, in real life..I can see myself being in the writing field too. Almost finally, I sleep erratically too...and finally, I also love to write.

That's 16 things in common between me and her

SHE HAS TO BE MY LONG LOST TWIN

Except she's 13...

[Kathryn Lacey]

Ragter, the fact that you got the first post in welcoming her means nothing because you didn't take the time reply to her post in a meaningful manner. Too bad for you.

Welcome to FoG, Jayne. I'm Kathryn, obviously. Age isn't a huge deal here so long as your role playing is up to snuff. We have other thirteen-year-olds, and we even have some members who are younger than that. Yesterday, I greeted a girl who's only eleven.

I hope you enjoy yourself here. ^^_^^

[Ragter the junior greeter]

Yes I did, just look above you

[Kathryn Lacey]

What I meant is that you didn't take the time to give a meaningful reply in the FIRST post. Essentially, you're just the second post. ^o_~^

[Ragter the junior greeter]

No I'm not ;-; stop putting me down like this man.

[Guest]

Nerds are hot. Oh, did I mention that I love to write?

We're all nerds who love to write. Some of us are in the closet and haven't come out yet, but I don't think you're alone here.

Welcome to the board, at any rate.

[Fate Flyer]

Hey, sharpened teeth! I like your name.

That's awesome that you live in Vegas. I've never met anyone before that was a resident there. I went to Vegas a couple years back, and it was pretty cool. I loved the themed hotels a lot! Ooh, and I also am into aliens. You seem like a really interesting person, and I look forward to getting to know you even better. ^^

Ragter, I think if you want to call yourself a junior greeter, you could probably be a little more personal with your greetings. I know you said more after Kathryn's comment though at least.

[Ragter the junior greeter]

I...I know ;-; I NEED TO DO BETTER

I know the drill, 50 laps

[Inerio]

I'm so sorry Sharpie, you've caught the attention of Ragter. D : You poor creature, he'll have a big net crush on you and stalk you till your eye bleed.

I wear boxers under my dress too! : D Awesome. That's because girl boxers are epic win. You seem like you'll be a lot of a fun, I'm looking forward to seeing you on the boards.

[Avalon]

I like to wear boxers under my dresses.

There's I. Then there's TMI.

Anyway, welcome to FOG.

[Ragter the junior greeter]

Inerio, I don't stalk 13 year olds :/

[Kathryn Lacey]

Suuuure. That's what you want us to believe. ^o_~^

[Ragter the junior greeter]

Actually, I stalk 19 year olds..

[Kathryn Lacey]

I've noticed... ^-_-^;;

[Tempest]

Hey there, welcome to community Teeth, which are sharpened!

On behalf of the staff, I would like to say that if you have any questions whatsoever we are always happy to answer them and help you ease into a new community!

[Ragter the junior greeter]

Tempest, that's uh..that's one of the most zetta generic greetings I've ever seen.

[Kathryn Lacey]

That's why he's a robot.

[Ragter the junior greeter]

...What does he do during a storm?

[Tempest]

Hey! I read all the introductions just so you know! I just find that I ran out of ways to say the same thing in a different way after, what, the first hundred introductions?

Same way I am going to copy paste this excuse in all the other threads you complain about my robot-generic intro!

By the way, do I at least get to be a cool robot? Like Arny style?

[Kathryn Lacey]

As long as you can act better than he can. ^o_~^

[Tempest]

Hey! He acts awesomely for the roles he is given!

Anyway, let's not spam!

[Dio the Awesome]

Actually, I stalk 19 year olds..

I've noticed... ^-_-^;;

If you noticed him, clearly he's not doing a very good job....

[Kathryn Lacey]

Not all stalkers are stealthy.

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