they told me I could hide the bodies here...

[Whatsername]

M'kay, hi guys =D My name's Lauren, but everyone calls me Larii, and I've been roleplaying for about two years or so now. I love music, and I love to write, and my favourite bands are Green Day and My Chemical Romance, so a lot of my stories tend to stem from their songs. Me and a friend actually wrote out our own version of American Idiot, which should say something.

Anyway, I'm hoping I'll enjoy myself on this site, and make some new friends. There's a lot more I could say about myself, but I don't want to bore you, so I'll just end it here =D

[Fate Flyer]

Hi, Larii!

Bodies? Where? xD

I like those bands too. :] It's cool that your stories tend to be influenced by your favorite bands.

Hope you enjoy yourself here!

[Seer]

Hello and welcome to FOG! I also find it pretty cool that you derive stories and such from the songs. I tend to do that in my head XD. You sound like a pretty fun person so you should get friends in no time ^^. I also like those two bands you mentioned.

[Ragter the junior greeter]

I believe I found the bodies, you see, they were in a deep well right in the center of FOG's motherland. 'Tis quite odd.

Anyways, welcome, welcome, always cool to have some new people.

[KineticAsparagus]

Hello! I'm a newbie too. Nice to meet you!

[Adrius Frostglare]

Ohhhhhhhh no you don't. No no, no no no no no no no no no we already have enough undead around these parts. Don't need the ghosts possessing the bodies again to scare everyone... I still got the bite marks from the last big infestation. Don't ask how I didn't turn into one.

...but uh... you CAN use our morgue, y'know... if you keep it locked so no one does any voodoo resuscitation rituals.

Erm, Welcome to FOG!

[Inerio]

If I can fornicate with the bodies you can hide th-- I just said that out loud didn't I? Dammit.

Welcome to FOG! Forget anything I may have said about fornicating with dead bodies.

[Ragter the junior greeter]

Adrius, Inerio, they're at the bottom of a well, how are you going to do anything with them down there? o_O

[Adrius Frostglare]

THE BOTTOM OF THE WELL IS WHERE ALL THE GOOD BODIES ARE!

You know, the creepy black haired girl ones.

And Inerio...

http://adriusfrostglare.deviantart.com/journal/26129719/

[Inerio]

OMG I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!! ::throws arms around Ad::

It's not necrophilia to find the living dead attractive. A big part of necrophilia is the not moving part.

[Adrius Frostglare]

So... we're not necrophiliacs! YAAAAAY!

Oh, if only you could have met Frost's wife... X'D

EDIT TO ANSWER RAGTER: Easy, we'll pile em' up and climb to the top.



Replace "love" with "dead bodies" and you'll see what I'm talking about.

Or, in our case, just add "of dead bodies" without removing "love".

[Ragter the junior greeter]

This is quite possibly the weirdest conversation ever.

[Adrius Frostglare]

Hey, Ine.

[Ragter the junior greeter]

Yeah, you just made it turn weirder.

[Squall Reyes]

Fudge you scare your Brownie some times...

But down to business!



That's right, that's Deadpool as Carnage and he want's brains. Which I suppose would make him a zombie as well....<< >>

[Igraine]

Welcome to FOG, Lauren. I'm afraid I have nothing clever or witty to say after the above discussion on the loveliness of the undead, but... yeah... heh

Still good to have you, though. *grins*

[Whatsername]

I've got pretty much one answer to this thread.

HOLY. SHIT.

I LOVE YOU GUYS :'D

And Inerio, Rorschach and Watchmen FTW! Oddly enough, Rorscach strikes me as the type to get off with dead bodies... then again, it's better than the whole Rorscach/Nite Owl shit.

M'kay, now I'mma back away slowly, and try and make some moarrr friends =D (who hopefully don't scare the shit out of me xD)

[Dio the Awesome]

Bodies? There's no bodies over here....

*Moves his body to shield a table from prying eyes...*



I was playing in the forum late one night
When my eyes had read an eerie sight
For my intro from its slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise


He did the post
He did the Foggy post
The Foggy post
It was a forum toast
He did the post
It caught on the most
He did the post
He did the Foggy post


From my basement in the Canadian west
To the European land which was put to test
The roleplayers all came from their humble pintos
To get a laugh from my intros


They did the post
They did the Foggy post
The Foggy post
It was a forum toast
They did the post
It caught on the most
They did the post
They did the Foggy post


The fantasy group was having fun
The roleplaying had just begun
The guests included Inerio
Fate Foretold and her kids


The thread was humming, all were digging the words
Sighlent on chains, backed by her birds
The Moderators were about to arrive
With their banning group, "The Noob-Kicker Five"


They played the post
They played the Foggy post
The Foggy post
It was a forum toast
They played the post
It caught on the most
They played the post
They played the Foggy post

Out from his coffin, Ragter's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened MS Word and typed his best
And said, "Whatever happened to my snazzy vest?"


It's now the post
It's now the Foggy post
The Foggy post
It was a forum toast
It's now the post
It caught on the most
It's now the post
It's now the Foggy post


Now everything's cool, Rag's a part of the board
And my Foggy post is the best in the horde
For you, the living, this post was meant too
When you get to my thread, tell them Diodri sent you


Then you can post
Then you can Foggy post
The Foggy post
And do my forum post
Then you can post
You'll catch on the most
Then you can post
Then you can Foggy post


Welcome to the boards!

[Whatsername]

I see what you did tharr.

No seriously, reading that with the tune in my head made me laugh so hard XD

At least everyone's friendly here, and this whole "necrophelia-but-not-really" thing might work in my favour; I've got an idea about an RP...

-sneaks away from here to plot-

[Seer]

0.0 Wow. This got a whole lot of weird while I was asleep. But it was still entertaining to watch that video XD. Quite a few laughs. Loved the poem Dio! I am glad they didn't scare you away Whatsername!

[Adrius Frostglare]

I won this round, I think, Dio. Admit it, you vill fall agaist ze might off my vitzkrieg tactic!

[Ragter the junior greeter]

Dio, for once, I...I don't have any response to that.

*bows respectfully* You win.

[Guest]

Hah, rock on little punkette. I like Green Day and My Chemical Romance well enough, though I like a lot of the older stuff, way older like, too.

Hope the community is a fit for you and you get in on some of the RP.

[Kathryn Lacey]

Welcome to FoG, Lauren. I hope you find things you enjoy here soon, as it seems you've only posted in this thread.

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