I can guarantee...

[KineticAsparagus]

...that you have no idea how ridiculously excited I am to have found this place. And how bloody pissed off I am that I only found it at the very end of my summer holidays =P

I have a habit of writing stupidly long introductions so I'll try to keep this relatively brief. Hello! I'm... I'm really not bothered about what you want to call me. I mainly go by Kinetic Asparagus (obviously (and no, there's no meaning behind it, the innuendo was accidental, I just liked the sound of it)) or Phoenix Marlowe (Fee, should it please you), or even Lilliah, in some places. I'll never share my real name with you, not for privacy reasons but because my loathing of it is utterly indescribable. I can't stand to hear it. Long story, please don't ask =P

I'm guessing that I'll be one of the younger people here. Biologically. I must admit that although I've read the rules several times over and the general etiquette thread, I haven't as of yet done my recommended stalking lurking, so I'm not altogether comfortable with the standards of writing expected of me here. Yet. =P

Anyway, yes, I'm probably relatively young but rest assured that I'm plenty old enough to know my own mind. To give you a rough idea of what I'm like, I'm a hardcore atheist (who does admit she could be wrong), about as liberal as they get around here (Scotland), a supporter of the legalisation of cannabis despite having never taken any (pity), I find dry humour funniest but seem to only ever make sex jokes because I have no wit of my own... unfortunately... and I think that's all you need to know. Apart from the fact that I abuse "emoticons".

Oh yeah. I'm ginger. You'll probably be hearing that a lot, seeing as I'm utterly convinced that it deems me superior to all other people on the planet =P

Now for the stuff you don't need to know. I'm fairly into music... but I tend to dabble in nearly every genre. Femme metal to (the occasional bit of) rap, classical to Lady Gaga (don't shoot!). Favourite things to listen to are generally summed up in: Emilie Autumn, Apocalyptica, Nightwish, Newton Faulkner, Chopin and Bach. I read an awful lot less than I'd like to, but my favourite books/plays include things like Cloud Atlas, Wuthering Heights and Hamlet (oh how I love Hamlet). Don't really watch much TV or many films, but I love Stephen Fry, Top Gear, Stephen Fry, QI, Mock the Week and everything like it, Stephen Fry, and artsy stuff.

On the subject of artsy stuff... well. That's what I wanna do with my life. I love art. My one ambition is to be able to look at something I've written or painted or sculpted or anything and be genuinely proud. To be able to call it Art. [/Cheeseymoment]

Couple of questions:

What's the general attitude towards posting images in RP to establish scenery? I usually just put them in OOC threads but occasionally people object to them being there at all. It's not as though I do it regularly.

How many smileys can I get away with before I annoy you all to hell and back?

Private messages are private, yes? I never used to ask until I set up my own (now long dead) forum where I, as admin, could actually read PMs. Needless to say I found a new server thingy format thingy pretty instantly where that wasn't a feature, but I thought I should make sure. =]

...please don't bite me?

(And yes, this IS me trying to keep it short =P)

[Stion Gyas]

Only a ginger can call another ginger ginger.

Welcome, Kinetic Asparagus. I haven't read your whole post quite yet, I just noticed ginger. I acknowledge your superiority. Have fun.

[Adrius Frostglare]

Bite you? Why would I do tha- OOOOOOOOO GINGERBREAD! No, no, wait... we have a "no cannibalism" policy... damn.

But you're still welcome

...If you have a sugar coating, I just might have to jail myself...

Ahem. As to answer your questions...

1) On the matter of pictures, it's not particularly discouraged that I know of. Uncommon, but not really obstructed. Most of us just describe the scenery.
2) Smileys, well... I think the general idea is that they're fine so long as they are kept out of IC posts. Beyond that, distaste varies from individual to individual.

An' welcome to FOG my sweets.

Erm, sweet.

Honey.

I better stop.

[Fate Flyer]

Hi, KineticAsparagus!

I'm happy that you found us and that we are what you've been looking for. ^_^ It's too bad though that it's the end of your summer vacation!

I'm glad too that you've already familiarized yourself with our rules. That is always a perfect first step. Enjoy lurking now!

I'm envious of your Scottish...ness. XD Oh, and even more envious that you're a redhead! Red hair is my absolute favorite. (Just ask onenitedrive here, my fiancé! lol I talk about it a lot for some reason.) That's great too that you're an atheist. We certainly don't have enough of them in the world. I'm somewhere probably in between agnostic and atheist.

We don't have any rules or expectations when it comes to images inside of role-plays. The only thing that would stop you is if the people you are RPing with would prefer it if you left them out, so you can just ask them what they think.

Oh, and yep, private messages are, indeed, private. Even I can't read other's PMs (unless of course they send it to me). So, wow, yeah no worries there.

[KineticAsparagus]

Thank you all very much for the warm welcome! Especially for the gingerlove xD

I must admit, one of the perks of being both ginger AND Scottish is how wonderfully well I fit the stereotype. Apparently it puts me in a significantly better position to convince naive foreigners (usually Americans, I must admit) of the peculiarities of The Haggis =P

[Fate Flyer]

Lol that just reminds me of the "Cuz I'm Scottish" video from YouTube. XD Hilarious! You are rather pretty too, by the way! I wish I could hear your Scottish accent when you post hehe.

[KineticAsparagus]

Oh... thank you (You guys don't have the right blushing smiley I was after so that'll have to do =P)

*wanders over to profile*

And I can truthfully say, so are you.

As for the accent... is anybody familiar with the Cinnamon Challenge? xD If you're not... nevermind, you can just watch me make a fool of myself

www.youtube.com/user/phoenixmarlowe

[Guest]

I have a habit of writing stupidly long introductions so I'll try to keep this relatively brief. Hello! I'm... I'm really not bothered about what you want to call me. I mainly go by Kinetic Asparagus (obviously (and no, there's no meaning behind it, the innuendo was accidental, I just liked the sound of it)) or Phoenix Marlowe (Fee, should it please you), or even Lilliah, in some places. I'll never share my real name with you, not for privacy reasons but because my loathing of it is utterly indescribable. I can't stand to hear it. Long story, please don't ask =P

Observation: Or I can refer to you as "Organic Meatbag #256. You meatbags and your idiosyncratic names, they all lack the clear purpose of a proper designation and a number.

Oh yeah. I'm ginger. You'll probably be hearing that a lot, seeing as I'm utterly convinced that it deems me superior to all other people on the planet =P

Statement: You meatbags do enjoy your delusions. While you may be somewhat superior in comparison to other organic meatbags, though I do not consider this to be any particular reason to be proud, you are most certainly inferior to a droid tasked with programming that imitates your functions, thus rendering you, like the rest of your kind, expendable.

Amendment: Except the master, of course. Heh-heh-heh.

(Welcome to FOG, organic meatbag #256. Enjoy the RP.)

[Ragter the junior greeter]

....Relatively...brief? How is that brief? o_O

I suppose the only thing I can say to your intro post is that I too, am an atheist who thinks he could be wrong.

Other then that...

Uh...

Hi?

[Fate Flyer]

Oh... thank you (You guys don't have the right blushing smiley I was after so that'll have to do =P)

*wanders over to profile*

And I can truthfully say, so are you.

As for the accent... is anybody familiar with the Cinnamon Challenge? xD If you're not... nevermind, you can just watch me make a fool of myself

www.youtube.com/user/phoenixmarlowe

Aw, thank you.

I didn't know what the Cinnamon Challenge was, but I found a definition from searching Google. That just sounds like it could be horrible! XD Congrats on doing it! Lol. Your accent is awesome! I like how you pronounce things. Hehehe I also liked that you said, "I must be utterly mental."

[KineticAsparagus]

....Relatively...brief? How is that brief? o_O

Key word here is relatively. Relative to my other, longer, more annoying introductions xD

@Fate: Yes, horrible is the right word exactly... I can't eat cinammon anymore xD I did the bloody thing three times in two days XD

[Guest]

I bet if cinnamon was bad, cayenne pepper or dried ginger would be worse.

They'd all probably dry your mouth out and achieve the same thing, but with a much higher degree of sadism.

[KineticAsparagus]

...you're probably right, there. To be honest, I'd really rather not find out xD

[Inerio]

Don't look into her eyes guys, she'll steal away your soul. Gingers do that. : |

KINETIC ASPARAGUS!!! YOU MAY BASK IN THE GLOW OF MY PRESENCE AND MAKE DIRTY SEX JOKES ALONG WITH ME!!! ::dramatic pose:: I have given you permission. NOW BASK IN MY GLOW DAMMIT!!! u__u

[KineticAsparagus]

*eek*

See... thing is... I have my own glow. My hair's so bright that it'll blind yoooooou... I suppose we could go for mutual basking? xD

[Kalon Ordona II]

Welcome to the FOG, Kinsie! ^_^ (don't know if you like nicks. it just came to me)

I don't think you'll have ANY problem with the post length requirements here.

And hooray for accents!

[Ragter the junior greeter]

Inerio has a brighter glow then you at the moment...

No offense

[KineticAsparagus]

None taken. I'm still ginger xD

And I have absolutely no objection to any nicknames whatsoever, for the record =P

[Ragter the junior greeter]

Henceforth, you are known as Aspgus.

[KineticAsparagus]

...that looks a little like Ass-puss xD Or Ass-pus, which might be somewhat more objectionable xD

[Ragter the junior greeter]

...

Aspgus
Ass-puss

I...don't see how they look anything alike.

[KineticAsparagus]

Sounds, then, Mr Pedantry.

[Hamster]

*bites Fee* ^_^

(gently, of course)

[KineticAsparagus]

Hello Illi! Lovely to see you here. Funny how things like this happen... small world, eh?

[Hamster]

Hello Illi! Lovely to see you here. Funny how things like this happen... small world, eh?

Yeah, espcially when we make it smaller by pointing each other to places.

I'll go and make my own introduction thread now, a significantly smaller one than yours. XD

[Inerio]

::laughing at Ass-Puss comment::
My family is now staring at me like I'm barfing out a catfish<---(wanted to sound original)

I wish I had an accent! I could fake an accent. >> A new jersey accent.

[Squall Reyes]

Welcome and enjoy.

[Ragter the junior greeter]

I can't help it...

WHY SO SERIOUS

[Igraine]

Welcome to FOG, Asp. It looks like you've already had the welcome wagon thoroughly throw at your doorstep, but I'll still just add my two cents and say it's good to have you, too.

[Kalon Ordona II]

I love faking accents! xD
I've got a couple really good European accents, especially British, if I do say so myself. British and Irish mainly, but I've got several different versions of the English accents.

I can actually pull off Christopher Lee, for example, at a stretch. Though I can't do it for very long, lol. While I can imitate actors quite well, most of my accents are actually more original.

Anyway that's probably rambling.
Accents are awesome.
Accents are fun.

I wonder if people from other countries think Americans have an accent....

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